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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Timminz on Tue May 19, 2009 6:38 pm

john misses the point
do we need a new poem thread?
this one is better
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby a.sub on Tue May 19, 2009 6:40 pm

The dice are like girls
The will act all nice and sweet
Then bite off your balls
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby john9blue on Tue May 19, 2009 6:45 pm

Please, don't get me wrong.
I like these as much as you.
But, I mean, come on. :roll:
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Georgerx7di on Tue May 19, 2009 7:10 pm

I count all your words
In everyones haiku's
Wow I'm really bored

(bored counts for 1 syllable right?)
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby a.sub on Tue May 19, 2009 7:36 pm

Georgerx7di wrote:I count all your words
In everyones haiku's
Wow I'm really bored

(bored counts for 1 syllable right?)


actually i believe its two unless paired with another word
ok i lied
it depends on the reader
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Timminz on Tue May 19, 2009 7:43 pm

To know how to count
Is more useful than rhyming
When playing CC
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby a.sub on Tue May 19, 2009 7:58 pm

Timminz wrote:To know how to count
Is more useful than rhyming
When playing CC

To Tim i shall say
Why bother with this counting?
The Dice own your fate
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby Timminz on Tue May 19, 2009 8:05 pm

If dice owned my fate
I would still be a sergeant ;)
Good-natured ribbing
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby a.sub on Tue May 19, 2009 8:09 pm

Dice dont own your fate
Because you bribe the dice gods
you god damned cheater
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby happy2seeyou on Tue May 19, 2009 8:41 pm

Glad that -O bumped this
I missed posting in this thread
It got the shrinkles
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Wed May 20, 2009 1:03 am

happy2seeyou wrote:Glad that -O bumped this
I missed posting in this thread
It got the shrinkles


sHrinkles are not bad
it is sKrinkles that can itch
stay out of live chat...-0
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby InsomniaRed on Wed May 20, 2009 2:09 am

Don't listen to him
Owenshooter is silly
Please come to Live Chat!!!


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Wed May 20, 2009 2:21 am

InsomniaRed wrote:Don't listen to him
Owenshooter is silly
Please come to Live Chat!!!


i caught SKRINKLES there
so did happytoseeyou
live chat is deadly...-0
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby john9blue on Wed May 20, 2009 3:05 am

A tough dilemma...
Insom wants me in Live Chat
STD worth it? :?
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby e_i_pi on Wed May 20, 2009 12:09 pm

Hypnotic signature
confuses little pi's brain.
Now, where was I?
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby AndyDufresne on Wed May 20, 2009 12:13 pm

I've tried to include the traditional Kireji and Kigo references as well!

Summer at CC,
Steamy and moist dripping points---
Are the farmers out?


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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby e_i_pi on Wed May 20, 2009 12:20 pm

AndyDufresne wrote:I've tried to include the traditional Kireji and Kigo references as well!

Summer at CC,
Steamy and moist dripping points---
Are the farmers out?

Authentic prose
with sexual undertones.
Andy's banana is out
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Wed May 20, 2009 12:45 pm

e_i_pi wrote:Hypnotic signature
confuses little pi's brain.
Now, where was I?

e_i_pi wrote:Hypnotic signature
confuses little pi's brain.
Now, where was I?

maybe you should search
how one pens a true haiku
neither is correct...-0
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby e_i_pi on Wed May 20, 2009 12:55 pm

Stick it where it fits
You pedantic whiny fool
The pi has spoken
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby InsomniaRed on Wed May 20, 2009 12:59 pm

Hey now, friends of risk
Let's stop all of the insults
Kum-bah-yah...my lord?

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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby owenshooter on Wed May 20, 2009 1:01 pm

e_i_pi wrote:Stick it where it fits
You pedantic whiny fool
The pi has spoken


after i pm'd
you suddenly know the rules
teaching has rewards...-0
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby e_i_pi on Wed May 20, 2009 1:06 pm

owenshooter wrote:
e_i_pi wrote:Stick it where it fits
You pedantic whiny fool
The pi has spoken


after i pm'd
you suddenly know the rules
teaching has rewards...-0

Silly grasshopper
believes he taught me haiku.
He's not my sifu
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby e_i_pi on Wed May 20, 2009 1:08 pm

InsomniaRed wrote:Hey now, friends of risk
Let's stop all of the insults
Kum-bah-yah...my lord?

:-s 8-[

Those emoticons
added two more syllables.
Your haiku is wrong
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby pimpdave on Wed May 20, 2009 1:25 pm

conquer club is dumb.
the dice don't always go my
way. Conspiracy!
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Re: Conquerclub Haikus

Postby happy2seeyou on Wed May 20, 2009 2:07 pm

Wow how this has grown
Insults and sexual posts
Interesting read
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