Conquerclub Haikus

by **happy2seeyou** on Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:15 am

firstholliday wrote:Just received word from Clapper.
Her baby is fine.
That was the best news ever.

Yahoo, so happy
too bad your hiaku is wrong
but thrilled for clapper

$\:D/$ $\:D/$

by **jiminski** on Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:29 am

Great news our Clapper
A boys enigmatic smile
Even happier.

by **4 U 2 NV** on Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:09 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:NV is so cute
Sorry that pic is not me
I have dark brown hair

you flatter me so
I write this poem for you
because you're cute too

NV makes me blush
he knows just what to tell me
he's such a charmer

you're the perfect muse
your husband's gonna kill me
don't tell my address

He went out tonight
I'm all alone here at home
I wish he was here

i'd never leave you
i said i would but surprise!
god, i need a life

You just left live chat
Said you were going to bed
Nighty night NV

good night to you too
i really have to go now
big test tomorrow

Good luck on that test
I hope you do very well
Tell me how you do

I think i did great
But i'll never know for sure
until he fails me

by **4 U 2 NV** on Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:12 pm

great new all around
glad everyone is okay
back to studying

by **Yahoo oo** on Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:33 pm

yea it happends but why were you even trying but still thats crazy and congrats

by **bedub1** on Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:59 am

OMFG
WTF Is Going On?
I really hate this.

by **happy2seeyou** on Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:00 am

I posted a thread
when Andy is in trouble
who spanks the monkey

by **moomaster2000** on Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:02 am

Three things are certain

Death, taxes and lost data

Guess which has occurred

by **4 U 2 NV** on Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:02 am

bedub1 wrote:OMFG
WTF Is Going On?
I really hate this.

you wrote in haiku
ancient japanese poem
hope you enjoyed it

by **4 U 2 NV** on Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:03 am

happy2seeyou wrote:I posted a thread
when Andy is in trouble
who spanks the monkey

i voted for moz
no reason behind my choice
he needs a new job

by **happy2seeyou** on Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:05 am

4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:I posted a thread
when Andy is in trouble
who spanks the monkey

i voted for moz
no reason behind my choice
he needs a new job

Andy should know how
to take care of that monkey
he sees it often

by **bedub1** on Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:09 am

There's a place in France,
Where the naked people dance.
I want to live there.

by **4 U 2 NV** on Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:10 am

happy2seeyou wrote:
4 U 2 NV wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:I posted a thread
when Andy is in trouble
who spanks the monkey

i voted for moz
no reason behind my choice
he needs a new job

Andy should know how
to take care of that monkey
he sees it often

monkey is an ape
What do you mean by monkey?
i assume lower

by **Beastly** on Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:52 am

I love to post alot
Flame wars is my favorite place to
come see me say gfy

by **owenshooter** on Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:56 am

Beastly wrote:I love to post
Flame wars is my favorite place
Nice place to *!%#

i am sorry beast
but that is not a haiku
try, five-seven-five

by **BaldAdonis** on Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:03 am

Beastly wrote:I love to post alot
Flame wars is my favorite place to
come see me say gfy

Is it now closer,
Or further from a haiku?
I can't really tell.

by **owenshooter** on Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:30 am

BaldAdonis wrote:
Beastly wrote:I love to post alot
Flame wars is my favorite place to
come see me say gfy

Is it now closer,
Or further from a haiku?
I can't really tell.

did baldadonis
really just post for beastly?
hmmm, that looks fishy