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Postby reverend_kyle on Fri Jan 26, 2007 8:00 pm

Your teacher might break a desk over your face.


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Postby MeDeFe on Sat Jan 27, 2007 5:41 am

oops
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Postby boogiesadda on Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:45 am

Mine used to hit us with the ruler and i thought that hurt :lol:
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:12 am

bump just because of how awesome it is.
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:55 pm

Wouldn't that desk have been under your face?
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Postby Machiavelli on Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:07 pm

And why did the kid have a camera out?
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:08 pm

Machiavelli wrote:And why did the kid have a camera out?
I speculate a camera phone after the event.
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Postby HonorableHiiragi on Sun Jan 28, 2007 1:25 pm

woah... that's gotta hurt
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Postby wcaclimbing on Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:47 pm

My teacher has a little spray bottle (kind of like those windex bottles, but full of water) and she will spray the crotch of your pants with it so it looks like you wet yourself. Then, she tells the rest of the class to be quiet so you can sleep through the bell and after the busses have left she wakes you up :roll:
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Re: Dont sleep in class kids

Postby b-b5 on Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:00 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:Your teacher might break a desk over your face.


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true story.


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Postby frodobaggins994 on Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:07 pm

lol
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Postby reverend_kyle on Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:14 pm

2dimes wrote:Wouldn't that desk have been under your face?



The force was coming from below and with the relativeness of the force it was technically over..



And yes a camera phone after sorta like saddams execution..
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Postby morph on Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:21 pm

dude there was a vid somewhere on utube where this guy got a call on his cell in the middle of his college class and the teacher who was lectureing kept talking and went over, grabbed the cell and smashed it to the ground when the kid answered..
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Re: Dont sleep in class kids

Postby pyro55 on Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:39 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:Image




those desks are easy to break i've broke 4 of them last year
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Postby morph on Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:42 pm

he prob did exactly what i was doin most of the year, only i knew when i was about to break it.. he just kept goin prob cuz he was freakin out about the test... its not allowed to hit a student anymore (sadly...) soo ya...
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Postby cmckinney on Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:43 pm

that teacher is so fired
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Re: Dont sleep in class kids

Postby UCAbears on Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:44 pm

pyro55 wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:Image




those desks are easy to break i've broke 4 of them last year



suuuuuuure :wink:
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Re: Dont sleep in class kids

Postby Machiavelli on Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:47 pm

pyro55 wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:Image




those desks are easy to break i've broke 4 of them last year



OK tough guy :roll:
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Postby cowshrptrn on Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:52 pm

morph wrote:dude there was a vid somewhere on utube where this guy got a call on his cell in the middle of his college class and the teacher who was lectureing kept talking and went over, grabbed the cell and smashed it to the ground when the kid answered..


my band director chucked this kid's cell phone into the auditorium's seats from on stage after he answered it. (note: band director's a dick and didn't like the kid to begin with) lucky the phone didn't break
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Postby morph on Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:35 am

cowshrptrn wrote:
morph wrote:dude there was a vid somewhere on utube where this guy got a call on his cell in the middle of his college class and the teacher who was lectureing kept talking and went over, grabbed the cell and smashed it to the ground when the kid answered..


my band director chucked this kid's cell phone into the auditorium's seats from on stage after he answered it. (note: band director's a dick and didn't like the kid to begin with) lucky the phone didn't break


no no, this phone shattered into peices...
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:51 am

morph wrote:he prob did exactly what i was doin most of the year, only i knew when i was about to break it.. he just kept goin prob cuz he was freakin out about the test... its not allowed to hit a student anymore (sadly...) soo ya...


what?
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Postby morph on Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:05 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
morph wrote:he prob did exactly what i was doin most of the year, only i knew when i was about to break it.. he just kept goin prob cuz he was freakin out about the test... its not allowed to hit a student anymore (sadly...) soo ya...


what?


no clue... honestly no clue there kyle... hmm i think it means the teachers.... hmm some teachers do make you wonder on if they are male or female..
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