He must be being sarcastic...I mean, this thread has furry porn...MaleAlphaThree wrote:I'm unfamiliar with the Off-Topic crowd, is this guy just being sarcastic, or is he a lame, square patch of boring personality?owenator wrote:okay, where's the admins? pimpdave is trolling and spamming with unrelated, gross, and extremely disturbing video's. Truly, disgusting. They should ban you for being sick. Like I said, I think you need some help if you find your puking video's somehow amusing.
*NSFW* Soft Pokeporn! *NSFW*
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Out of curiosity, too furry or not?MaleAlphaThree wrote:I'd like to be filed under "Mild Furry".
I sure as hell want something that's more than majority human. To elaborate, I don't mind if she's got like fox ears and a tail or some extra shit that doesn't really look freakish or anything (all of it from popular mammals: dogs, cats, whatever else people tend to love as pets (bears?)) but restricted to just a couple animal features. Absolutely no to anything reptilian (guessing that goes from furry to scaly, are there scalies out there??), and no to anything that is not obviously a couple [minor] genetic mutations away from being fully human.
I don't think I've even wanked off once to any of those furry pictures, or anime. Just haven't gotten around to it, I guess. Suppose I'll make a point to do it the next time my house is empty.

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I just bought a super soaker. I'm googling how to turn it into a flame thrower. You guys wait here until I get back....
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Won't work, gasoline tends to dissolve the plastic.Juan_Bottom wrote:I just bought a super soaker. I'm googling how to turn it into a flame thrower. You guys wait here until I get back....
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
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If you were to fill it with propane...MeDeFe wrote:Won't work, gasoline tends to dissolve the plastic.Juan_Bottom wrote:I just bought a super soaker. I'm googling how to turn it into a flame thrower. You guys wait here until I get back....
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* * strikes Bob Duvall pose from Apocolypse Now * *
I love the stench of burning furfags in the morning.
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I love the stench of burning furfags in the morning.
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Hmm, bit of a tough call but I'm going to side with just a little too furry. Literally. The fur is too much. I don't think I'd be able to comfortably touch any of that and feel like a freak. Suppose if I had a few martinis and a bowl....MeDeFe wrote:Out of curiosity, too furry or not?
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I thought they got rid of flame wars? I guess you don't get out much do you? And the only thing that was lame was your attempt at humour. Keep trying though, I'll pretend like it was actually funny.MaleAlphaThree wrote:I'm unfamiliar with the Off-Topic crowd, is this guy just being sarcastic, or is he a lame, square patch of boring personality?owenator wrote:okay, where's the admins? pimpdave is trolling and spamming with unrelated, gross, and extremely disturbing video's. Truly, disgusting. They should ban you for being sick. Like I said, I think you need some help if you find your puking video's somehow amusing.
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AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!owenator wrote: And the only thing that was lame was your attempt at humour.
I CAUGHT IT! I CAUGHT IT!
THIS GUY IS SOOO FUNNY! AHAHAAA THAT's not how you spell humor! lol lmao LOL LMFAO HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Aw man, this guys is funnier than Dane Cook!!! I mean it!
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o man..what did she eat..she might kill herself by drowning in her pukepimpdave wrote:[img]mod%20edit[/img]
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Well, it's not exactly difficult to be funnier than Dane Cook... Also, if you notice, he's Canadian, and in Canada we spell "humour" correct.Juan_Bottom wrote:AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!owenator wrote: And the only thing that was lame was your attempt at humour.
I CAUGHT IT! I CAUGHT IT!
THIS GUY IS SOOO FUNNY! AHAHAAA THAT's not how you spell humor! lol lmao LOL LMFAO HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Aw man, this guys is funnier than Dane Cook!!! I mean it!
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Why are they all cats?
AAAA-chooo!
Not only am I allergic to the little furry bastards, but they remind me aof an insane woman who used to live in the same house as me and sometimes was convinced that she was feline. I'm sure I've mentioned her before.
Brrrr!
AAAA-chooo!
Not only am I allergic to the little furry bastards, but they remind me aof an insane woman who used to live in the same house as me and sometimes was convinced that she was feline. I'm sure I've mentioned her before.
Brrrr!
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Last edited by clapper011 on Wed May 13, 2009 8:01 am, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: trolling
Reason: trolling
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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What's this? You whine about being "flamed" and then respond in kind. Cute. Seems you actually do fit into the subject matter of this thread, as your puling posts betray you as a bona fide pusscake. Furry no less.owenator wrote:I thought they got rid of flame wars? I guess you don't get out much do you? And the only thing that was lame was your attempt at humour. Keep trying though, I'll pretend like it was actually funny.MaleAlphaThree wrote:I'm unfamiliar with the Off-Topic crowd, is this guy just being sarcastic, or is he a lame, square patch of boring personality?owenator wrote:okay, where's the admins? pimpdave is trolling and spamming with unrelated, gross, and extremely disturbing video's. Truly, disgusting. They should ban you for being sick. Like I said, I think you need some help if you find your puking video's somehow amusing.
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I find it sad this thread has made it 10 pages (so far)
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[Big Bot Edit]Nope, no genitalia here folks.[/Big Bot Edit]Skittles! wrote:I find it sad this thread has made it 10 pages (so far)
jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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I find the pole results somewhat disturbing.
If you spilt it into just three sections:
For (luca level, love it) -5
Neutral (its ok, meh)- 11
Agianst (could do without it, hate it, kill it with fire) - 14
Meanly less than 50% are agianst it, I thought that it would be more like:
For- 2
Neutral -5
Against- 23
If you spilt it into just three sections:
For (luca level, love it) -5
Neutral (its ok, meh)- 11
Agianst (could do without it, hate it, kill it with fire) - 14
Meanly less than 50% are agianst it, I thought that it would be more like:
For- 2
Neutral -5
Against- 23
2009-08-12 03:35:31 - Squirrels Hat: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
2009-08-12 03:44:25 - Mr. Squirrel: Do you think my hat will attack me?
2009-08-12 03:44:25 - Mr. Squirrel: Do you think my hat will attack me?
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jay_a2j wrote:hey if any1 would like me to make them a signature or like an avator just let me no, my sig below i did, and i also did "panther 88" so i can do something like that for u if ud like...
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b.k. barunt wrote:What's this? You whine about being "flamed" and then respond in kind. Cute. Seems you actually do fit into the subject matter of this thread, as your puling posts betray you as a bona fide pusscake. Furry no less.owenator wrote:I thought they got rid of flame wars? I guess you don't get out much do you? And the only thing that was lame was your attempt at humour. Keep trying though, I'll pretend like it was actually funny.MaleAlphaThree wrote:I'm unfamiliar with the Off-Topic crowd, is this guy just being sarcastic, or is he a lame, square patch of boring personality?owenator wrote:okay, where's the admins? pimpdave is trolling and spamming with unrelated, gross, and extremely disturbing video's. Truly, disgusting. They should ban you for being sick. Like I said, I think you need some help if you find your puking video's somehow amusing.
Honibaz
look up the word "hypocrite" dummy. I smell douche.
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owenator wrote:I smell douche.
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omg....
Can't..... believe..... you.... just..... said...... that......
....serious?....
Can't..... believe..... you.... just..... said...... that......
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I, for one, find pimpdave's vomit pics to be amazingly hilarious. So, I'm biased on the matter. Those last four got me good. 
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The vomiting pics are good fun, and precisely on the subject matter of the thread. Owenwiththecutesyavatar needs to take a midol, have a coke and a smile and shut the f*ck up.
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Lol. I. too, cannot believe you just said that.owenator wrote:I smell douche.
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I must admit, I'm rather surprised by the poll results myself. Apparently, I'm not alone in my furryness here, other people just arent speaking up. I NEVER expected 4 Lucarilover240-level votes.pmchugh wrote:I find the pole results somewhat disturbing.
If you spilt it into just three sections:
For (luca level, love it) -5
Neutral (its ok, meh)- 11
Agianst (could do without it, hate it, kill it with fire) - 14
Meanly less than 50% are agianst it, I thought that it would be more like:
For- 2
Neutral -5
Against- 23
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