Do you ever think of Conquer Club while banging?

[ppgangster]

Should be stickyfied!!!

5 stars !!!

[apey]

where is that memorable quotes thread?
I know i had it around here somewhere!!!

[whitestazn88]

wow begbie, that must have taken way too long to write...

and i definitely also noticed the mad camel toe in the pic that robinette first put up. although i guess they should be called camel assault cubes?

[freakns]

When things don't go as well as they should in bed, I just blame it on the dice....

this is by far the best thread ive read!

and of course nothing like this ever happen to me! i get no lousy dices ever! everything you hear beyond this is a lie! my girlfriend can confess it! cant you Daisy? //meeeeeeeee

Yes, yes I can confess, Freakns-poohbear!

<3 Daisy

ahhhhh,,, sweet Daisy, never lets me down!
lets get to the movie, shell we?



@Begbie... masterpiece! i bow to you

[#1_stunna]

My favourite settings used to be standard, freestyle, escalating, chained, speed with no fog (lights on). The missus was OK with that for a while but after talking to her friends then insisted that future games be changed to casual duration and she wasn’t so keen on chained. I’m always open to change but was stuck on speed setting and the game status was going from active to finished too quickly for her liking. I suggested that if she selected Brazil it may improve things from my side but this resulted in her resetting the map to Forbidden City and I cant play that map. Relationships are all about compromise so I then proposed that we change from private games to public and even offered to set up a team game on Triple Alliance game to teach her girlfriends. The map setting was immediately changed to Duck and Cover, terminator and I was gone without even getting one roll. I did what I normally do in times of trouble and went out for a few ales. On returning that night I could only play flat rate games and even then I deadbeated out of the match. She doesn’t like flat rate and about once a month she tells me she can only get red sets and doesn’t want to play real games. Not being allowed to use my plugins I had to innovate. I offered to customise the settings and play an oral game, even promising no spoils….she agreed to run with this but I got confused and changed to escalating at the end and my connection was cut off when I cashed my final set. I received a very poor rating from that game – straight 1s (tags - reckless/bad team mate). In a final attempt to get another game started I gave her the option of an assassin game but she didn’t read the whole word and now I have a ban. Things aren’t good now and I find myself playing lots of Arms Race singles……..

and the winnner is....

Begbie

[Beckytheblondie]

My favourite settings used to be standard, freestyle, escalating, chained, speed with no fog (lights on). The missus was OK with that for a while but after talking to her friends then insisted that future games be changed to casual duration and she wasn’t so keen on chained. I’m always open to change but was stuck on speed setting and the game status was going from active to finished too quickly for her liking. I suggested that if she selected Brazil it may improve things from my side but this resulted in her resetting the map to Forbidden City and I cant play that map. Relationships are all about compromise so I then proposed that we change from private games to public and even offered to set up a team game on Triple Alliance game to teach her girlfriends. The map setting was immediately changed to Duck and Cover, terminator and I was gone without even getting one roll. I did what I normally do in times of trouble and went out for a few ales. On returning that night I could only play flat rate games and even then I deadbeated out of the match. She doesn’t like flat rate and about once a month she tells me she can only get red sets and doesn’t want to play real games. Not being allowed to use my plugins I had to innovate. I offered to customise the settings and play an oral game, even promising no spoils….she agreed to run with this but I got confused and changed to escalating at the end and my connection was cut off when I cashed my final set. I received a very poor rating from that game – straight 1s (tags - reckless/bad team mate). In a final attempt to get another game started I gave her the option of an assassin game but she didn’t read the whole word and now I have a ban. Things aren’t good now and I find myself playing lots of Arms Race singles……..

and the winnner is....

Begbie

X2... estoy de acuerdo.

[john9blue]

My favourite settings used to be standard, freestyle, escalating, chained, speed with no fog (lights on). The missus was OK with that for a while but after talking to her friends then insisted that future games be changed to casual duration and she wasn’t so keen on chained. I’m always open to change but was stuck on speed setting and the game status was going from active to finished too quickly for her liking. I suggested that if she selected Brazil it may improve things from my side but this resulted in her resetting the map to Forbidden City and I cant play that map. Relationships are all about compromise so I then proposed that we change from private games to public and even offered to set up a team game on Triple Alliance game to teach her girlfriends. The map setting was immediately changed to Duck and Cover, terminator and I was gone without even getting one roll. I did what I normally do in times of trouble and went out for a few ales. On returning that night I could only play flat rate games and even then I deadbeated out of the match. She doesn’t like flat rate and about once a month she tells me she can only get red sets and doesn’t want to play real games. Not being allowed to use my plugins I had to innovate. I offered to customise the settings and play an oral game, even promising no spoils….she agreed to run with this but I got confused and changed to escalating at the end and my connection was cut off when I cashed my final set. I received a very poor rating from that game – straight 1s (tags - reckless/bad team mate). In a final attempt to get another game started I gave her the option of an assassin game but she didn’t read the whole word and now I have a ban. Things aren’t good now and I find myself playing lots of Arms Race singles……..

[pimpdave]

You're all retarded. 4 pages?

I haven't even read any of this, and I don't think I even want to.

I'm just posting here to save the thread, so I can use it as a citation later, for why you're all complete nerds who make up perverted stuff.

See also, http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... =8&t=84923


This forum doesn't even compare in terms of thread awesome levels to Mad Ado.

[BaldAdonis]

This forum doesn't even compare in terms of thread awesome levels to Mad Ado.

You're right. These guys are making up themed satire. You guys are repeating 6-month old internet memes. There's really no comparison.

[owenator]

You're all retarded. 4 pages?

I haven't even read any of this, and I don't think I even want to.

I'm just posting here to save the thread, so I can use it as a citation later, for why you're all complete nerds who make up perverted stuff.

See also, http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... =8&t=84923


This forum doesn't even compare in terms of thread awesome levels to Mad Ado.

Better being "complete nerds who make up perverted stuff" than someone who posts a video of two dogs humping, one throwing up, then licking/eating his own vomit. That is beyond perverted. That's just sick and beyond weird.

[GENERAL STONEHAM]

You're all retarded. 4 pages?

I haven't even read any of this, and I don't think I even want to.

I'm just posting here to save the thread, so I can use it as a citation later, for why you're all complete nerds who make up perverted stuff.

See also, http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... =8&t=84923


This forum doesn't even compare in terms of thread awesome levels to Mad Ado.

Better being "complete nerds who make up perverted stuff" than someone who posts a video of two dogs humping, one throwing up, then licking/eating his own vomit. That is beyond perverted. That's just sick and beyond weird.

You know what's really, really sick? The hand up the ass and rattling off comments, like," That's just sick and beyond weird."

[owenator]

You're all retarded. 4 pages?

I haven't even read any of this, and I don't think I even want to.

I'm just posting here to save the thread, so I can use it as a citation later, for why you're all complete nerds who make up perverted stuff.

See also, http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... =8&t=84923


This forum doesn't even compare in terms of thread awesome levels to Mad Ado.

Better being "complete nerds who make up perverted stuff" than someone who posts a video of two dogs humping, one throwing up, then licking/eating his own vomit. That is beyond perverted. That's just sick and beyond weird.

You know what's really, really sick? The hand up the ass and rattling off comments, like," That's just sick and beyond weird."

Are you trying to be funny, or witty? Because you sound stupid, and if you enjoy being a sicko who enjoys bestiality, which is obvious - why else would you come to his defense? Where on earth do you come up with "The hand up the ass...?" You need help.

[pimpdave]

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... 0#p1979413

[DarthBlood]

lol so the mods get rid of the flame wars to "try to create a family-friendly" experience, but leave this open?

[owenator]

lol so the mods get rid of the flame wars to "try to create a family-friendly" experience, but leave this open?

Darth, if you saw pimpdave's posts, then I'm sure you'd be baffled as to why Stoneham came to his defense. They both obviously have some sort of weird fascination with disturbing, disgusting images.

[JoshyBoy]

Do I ever think about CC while banging?

Well no, but... WINNING GIVES ME WOOD!

[xelabale]

I can't think about CC all the time I'm carpentering, that's just silly.

[Robinette]

and i definitely also noticed the mad camel toe in the pic that robinette first put up. although i guess they should be called camel assault cubes?

hey... something has to give when you try to stuff assault cubes that big into your panties...

and instead of a pair of 5's... i think happy would agree that a pair of 7's would be preferred

[Green88]

dugcarr once told me that he mentioned to his gf, "having sex with you is like cashing in a mixed set". I think he got punched after that. Either way, I laughed.

We need to get dugcarr back.

[Beckytheblondie]

lol so the mods get rid of the flame wars to "try to create a family-friendly" experience, but leave this open?

I feel like we are doing a family service hear, what with sex ed going the way of the dodo in schools, kids gotta learn somehwere the true nature of sex for most people: we get zero to none and like to make stuff up about it to make ourselves feel better!

by that I mean YOU GUYS do that, not me, I get laid like 23/7 (I take a one hour break to pray/ watch the price is right/ eat a hungry man meal)

[Begbie]

if only you could just learn how to use paragraphs in your story...

The pilcrows were somehow deleted........are you an English teacher? What do you think of the iambic pentameter

[Robinette]

if only you could just learn how to use paragraphs in your story...

The pilcrows were somehow deleted........are you an English teacher? What do you think of the iambic pentameter

english teacher? mois? ohhhh no...
My Papa, an english professor he was,
surely he would have the words...
but me, well, i must concentrate,
for all i remember of an iambic pentameter goes something like this

ba-DUM, ba-DUM, ba-DUM, ba-DUM, ba-DUM...

which i only remember because it reminds me of my heartbeat...

[Woodruff]

My favourite settings used to be standard, freestyle, escalating, chained, speed with no fog (lights on). The missus was OK with that for a while but after talking to her friends then insisted that future games be changed to casual duration and she wasn’t so keen on chained. I’m always open to change but was stuck on speed setting and the game status was going from active to finished too quickly for her liking. I suggested that if she selected Brazil it may improve things from my side but this resulted in her resetting the map to Forbidden City and I cant play that map. Relationships are all about compromise so I then proposed that we change from private games to public and even offered to set up a team game on Triple Alliance game to teach her girlfriends. The map setting was immediately changed to Duck and Cover, terminator and I was gone without even getting one roll. I did what I normally do in times of trouble and went out for a few ales. On returning that night I could only play flat rate games and even then I deadbeated out of the match. She doesn’t like flat rate and about once a month she tells me she can only get red sets and doesn’t want to play real games. Not being allowed to use my plugins I had to innovate. I offered to customise the settings and play an oral game, even promising no spoils….she agreed to run with this but I got confused and changed to escalating at the end and my connection was cut off when I cashed my final set. I received a very poor rating from that game – straight 1s (tags - reckless/bad team mate). In a final attempt to get another game started I gave her the option of an assassin game but she didn’t read the whole word and now I have a ban. Things aren’t good now and I find myself playing lots of Arms Race singles……..

Now that's some highly entertaining shit right there! Very well done!

[freakns]

by that I mean YOU GUYS do that, not me, I get laid like 23/7 (I take a one hour break to pray/ watch the price is right/ eat a hungry man meal)

you spend 23hrs per day band over some table with your legs probably i V position... i mean, dont your back never hurts?!

[lessel55]

one time, and this is bad , I THOUGHT OF CC WHILE HAVING SEX!!!