Do you ever think of Conquer Club while banging?

Beckytheblondie · Post by **Beckytheblondie** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:13 pm

This one time I was procreating with this girl, and I accidentally yelled out: "hit me harder than a fog of war sneak attack from Yaktusk after you just cashed a 50 set"

similar experiences?

if it were legal, I would probably marry risk and father 4 children with it. Perhaps 5, but I don't know if I have the financial security for that yet.

Shweta · Post by **Shweta** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:21 pm

I've masterbated to the new classic map a few times, the best one was one time I attacked 5 vs. 10 and lost one, it got really messy.

cavill · Post by **cavill** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:24 pm

lol glad i am not the only 1 out there i thought i was a freak

salr15 · Post by **salr15** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:30 pm

My doubles partner and I did a bukake on the Europe map. Then I tried to rail my hard drive and had to go to the hospital.

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:44 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:This one time I was procreating with this girl, and I accidentally yelled out: "hit me harder than a fog of war sneak attack from Yaktusk after you just cashed a 50 set"

similar experiences?

if it were legal, I would probably marry risk and father 4 children with it. Perhaps 5, but I don't know if I have the financial security for that yet.

hahah a terrific thread!

Beckytheblondie · Post by **Beckytheblondie** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:10 pm

Shweta wrote:I've masterbated to the new classic map a few times, the best one was one time I attacked 5 vs. 10 and lost one, it got really messy.

Im sorry... I still despise the new classic maps. To me that'd sort of be like watching Red Shoe Diaries on HBO (the soft core stuff on at like 3am)... I mean, what's the point?!

ppgangster · Post by **ppgangster** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:04 pm

Was it a speed game???

Wolffystyle · Post by **Wolffystyle** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:40 pm

My short answer is: Yes.

My long answer relies on a complex series of unforeseen events, witty rhetoric devices, a partridge in a pear tree, long-drawn out dramatic elements, a Czech Hooker named Ivanka, thirteen converse sneakers, three red dice, Da Vinci Code's Robert Langdon, an expired birth control pill, a black felt print of dogs playing poker and a Carl's Jr. Cheeseburger without tomato and onion.

But, yes, I suppose that I have thought of Conquer Club while banging.

Wolffy~

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edit* If someone can actually turn the above into a story, not only will they receive mad-ass props, but I will submit a letter of recommendation to a blog or newspaper of their choice.

King_Herpes · Post by **King_Herpes** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:51 pm

Shweta wrote:I've masterbated to the new classic map a few times, the best one was one time I attacked 5 vs. 10 and lost one, it got really messy.

Are you a two finger girl or a three?

LFAW · Post by **LFAW** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:51 pm

I quite often yell out "Oh thats it baby cash your spoils"

It gets rather awkward after that.

Shweta · Post by **Shweta** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:56 pm

King_Herpes wrote:
Shweta wrote:I've masterbated to the new classic map a few times, the best one was one time I attacked 5 vs. 10 and lost one, it got really messy.
Are you a two finger girl or a three?

fist.

Shatners Bassoon · Post by **Shatners Bassoon** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:01 pm

Shweta wrote:
King_Herpes wrote:
Shweta wrote:I've masterbated to the new classic map a few times, the best one was one time I attacked 5 vs. 10 and lost one, it got really messy.
Are you a two finger girl or a three?
fist.

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:10 pm

dugcarr once told me that he mentioned to his gf, "having sex with you is like cashing in a mixed set". I think he got punched after that. Either way, I laughed.

azezzo · Post by **azezzo** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:10 pm

if they lock this thread, it will prove that they have no sense of humor, some funny shit,-- "was it a speed game?"

and speeking of funny shit, no ones brought up the "greek" map.

salr15 · Post by **salr15** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:13 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:dugcarr once told me that he mentioned to his gf, "having sex with you is like cashing in a mixed set". I think he got punched after that. Either way, I laughed.

Was it his left or right hand?

I remember he used to have all those sexy shirtless pics of himself.

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:18 pm

salr15 wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:dugcarr once told me that he mentioned to his gf, "having sex with you is like cashing in a mixed set". I think he got punched after that. Either way, I laughed.
Was it his left or right hand?

I remember he used to have all those sexy shirtless pics of himself.

I think he was skilled enough to play with both hands. I know you miss his paddle... so does Fitz.

BigBallinStalin · Post by **BigBallinStalin** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:23 pm

Shweta wrote:I've masterbated to the new classic map a few times, the best one was one time I attacked 5 vs. 10 and lost one, it got really messy.

4 v 7, hit the attack button, OH BABY 4 v 5, C'mon baby c'mon baby 4 v 3, OHH OHHH!!! 4 v 1 AHHH!! JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE 4 v 0, AHHHH OOHHHG GHHGHEGHR ERR-ERR, REHhhh...

Wolffystyle · Post by **Wolffystyle** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:33 pm

Some may get off on read BigBallinStalin's posts...

AHHHH OOHHHG GHHGHEGHR ERR-ERR, REHhhh...

EagleofGreenErth · Post by **EagleofGreenErth** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:42 pm

Wolffystyle wrote:Some may get off on read BigBallinStalin's posts...

AHHHH OOHHHG GHHGHEGHR ERR-ERR, REHhhh...

Ahahaha. So it wasnt just me that was disturbed by his post.

Iron Maid · Post by **Iron Maid** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:43 pm

I always attack Lesbians on the Peloponnesian War Map. But further I have no sexual experiences.

I know there are players that masturbate when they attack Cows on the USApocalypse Map, but I won't mention your name Becky. Oops!!

salr15 · Post by **salr15** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 4:59 pm

Sometimes when I am getting bad rolls, I stick a cucumber up my arse (preferably English) and sing christmas carols, and my luck miraculously changes. Give it a try, and you can make a delicious salad afterwards.

Beckytheblondie · Post by **Beckytheblondie** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:16 pm

salr15 wrote:Sometimes when I am getting bad rolls, I stick a cucumber up my arse (preferably English) and sing christmas carols, and my luck miraculously changes. Give it a try, and you can make a delicious salad afterwards.

OMG... I can back this claim up, I just tried it, and it was like the Gods took over my game!

Beckytheblondie · Post by **Beckytheblondie** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:17 pm

EagleofGreenErth wrote:
Wolffystyle wrote:Some may get off on read BigBallinStalin's posts...

AHHHH OOHHHG GHHGHEGHR ERR-ERR, REHhhh...

Ahahaha. So it wasnt just me that was disturbed by his post.

I was more disturbed that I found myself getting turned on...

#1_stunna · Post by **#1_stunna** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:26 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:
EagleofGreenErth wrote:
Wolffystyle wrote:Some may get off on read BigBallinStalin's posts...

AHHHH OOHHHG GHHGHEGHR ERR-ERR, REHhhh...

Ahahaha. So it wasnt just me that was disturbed by his post.
I was more disturbed that I found myself getting turned on...

i was thinking the same thing, i love when a girl goes AHHHH OOHHHG GHHGHEGHR ERR-ERR, REHhhh and then i roll double 6's

Beckytheblondie · Post by **Beckytheblondie** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:44 pm

#1_stunna wrote:
Beckytheblondie wrote:
EagleofGreenErth wrote:
Wolffystyle wrote:Some may get off on read BigBallinStalin's posts...

AHHHH OOHHHG GHHGHEGHR ERR-ERR, REHhhh...

Ahahaha. So it wasnt just me that was disturbed by his post.
I was more disturbed that I found myself getting turned on...
i was thinking the same thing, i love when a girl goes AHHHH OOHHHG GHHGHEGHR ERR-ERR, REHhhh and then i roll double 6's

I've actually whipped out a set of dice during love making, and rolled them sexually, or as sexually as one can roll dice

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