BEST NooB QUOTE-Post It HERE

spinwizard · Post by **spinwizard** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:44 pm

Wicked wrote:What is risk, What is a rt, What is a private

Wrote on live chat!

Ronaldinho · Post by **Ronaldinho** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:44 pm

Haydena wrote:
millej11 wrote:
Ronaldinho wrote: My rank shows my skill.
I nominate that for the biggest noob post ever... Your rank shows how good you are at listening to your doubles partner...

Who scorba?, how about f*ck you, you ugly f*ck, me and scorba are a team, yeah of corse, he a taught me alot, since i was a Lt, but i seill have made my own path, and i put as much into the team as him, so f*ck you you fucking cunt.

Haydena · Post by **Haydena** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:59 pm

Now I counted on you coming back with another post like that, dude you need to watch your mouth. This isn't the flame forum, so how about you stop your swearing and stay on topic? If you want everyone to flame your lack of singles skill (I wonder how many singles games you have won?) then put it in the flame forum. Swearing doesn't make you cool, even on an online forum. Get over yourself.

Anyway back on with the topic...

I wanna nominate everyone who comes into games after they've started asking how to play, if they joined a game it might help them

Ronaldinho · Post by **Ronaldinho** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:11 pm

Thought you nominated me

and for once your right ill stay on topic, but only coz i cant be assed to argue with another person lol, i mena i have my ahnds full at the moment. And i do win singles games, so stfu <-- no swearing.

Wisse · Post by **Wisse** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:18 pm

wicked wrote:"Hi, my name is lackattack."

Lol

thats a good one

boberz · Post by **boberz** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:59 pm

i hear about quite a few getting confused about doubles either attacking partner, not listening to partner im sure there are gd doubles noobish comments (im still a relative noob)

steelplayin · Post by **steelplayin** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:04 pm

your name is noobish-its got a funny look to it :lol:-what does it mean?

AAFitz · Post by **AAFitz** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:32 pm

how about the guy who always says....

LONGEST GAME EVER...7 DAYS 25 ROUNDS

I have 40 armies on one of my territories.....crazy

millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:46 pm

AAFitz wrote:how about the guy who always says....

LONGEST GAME EVER...7 DAYS 25 ROUNDS

I have 40 armies on one of my territories.....crazy

what a looser. definately one of the better quotes

Incandenza · Post by **Incandenza** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:47 pm

Well, if we're expanding the topic to include general concepts of noobish behavior, I have 2 nominees:

OMG THE DICE CHEATED ME threads...

and any Sumatra-Brunei threads posted after 2.0 had been up for a month.

Econ2000 · Post by **Econ2000** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:35 pm

"How do you give troops to a teammate?"

mralexperez · Post by **mralexperez** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:04 pm

Flinn wrote:I'm playing the Middle Earth map for the first time, and I'm in game #: 183597. I have one question, on one of my opponents last turns I saw this in the message log:
2007-01-23 00:08:31 - Mighty Warrior receives 4 armies for 12 territories
2007-01-23 00:08:31 - Mighty Warrior gets the armies multiplied for 2 rounds

I was curious, under what conditions do your armies get doubled on this map?

Actual question in the Forum!!!

Too Funny...

Beastly · Post by **Beastly** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:23 pm

2006-02-25 21:46:23 - Beastly: y has my p only played 2 times and you both 5 times and me 4 x............thats 6 x to 10 x.... where the heck is he

Kahn · Post by **Kahn** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:35 pm

"Im the best risk player in my town. I dont know why i cant be your partner?"

makes me shake my head in wonder and amazement.

Kahn · Post by **Kahn** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:38 pm

question in freestyle game..."How is it you can attack me when i am just posting my armies? This SUCKS"

millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:10 am

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:Bug: The Drop down menu will not give me the option to attack a legal target/

Detailed Description: *note*Earlier today I set up the Greasemonkey script whether that has anything to do with it*note*. We are a few rounds into this game, I took in my armies, and deployed them on Sumatra. When I went to swing at Brunei from Sumatra, the drop down display would not give me the option of attacking.

Found Where: here

Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:
Doing a forum search for a problem is never my first motion, never mind search for a thread over a month old. If I don't see the issue on the front page, then it's clearly a new bug. To be so pretentious and imply that I could have avoided this by doing a forum search is counter-intuitive as a whole considering that the map visibly connects Brunei and Sumatra. I would think it behooves you to rectify this common misconception by adjusting the coding so you don't have so much clutter in the bug report forum, and this misconception is not made again.

Jesse, Bad Boy · Post by **Jesse, Bad Boy** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:21 am

millej11 wrote:
Jesse, Bad Boy wrote:Bug: The Drop down menu will not give me the option to attack a legal target/

Detailed Description: *note*Earlier today I set up the Greasemonkey script whether that has anything to do with it*note*. We are a few rounds into this game, I took in my armies, and deployed them on Sumatra. When I went to swing at Brunei from Sumatra, the drop down display would not give me the option of attacking.

Found Where: here

Since the games administrators can't be bothered to code in an updated map, it would seem as I am not at fault. I suggest you troll someone else who isn't in as bad mood as I, or risk a verbal lashing that would send you crying to bed.

millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:33 am

Oh, so it's the administrators fault.

Why don't you actually look at the map next time.

btw, I don't really care what pissy mood you're in.

Jesse, Bad Boy · Post by **Jesse, Bad Boy** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:51 am

millej11 wrote:Oh, so it's the administrators fault.

Why don't you actually look at the map next time.

btw, I don't really care what pissy mood you're in.

Ready to look like an idiot?

Indeed, holy f*ck what is that? Looks like a line. Lets zoom in for a closer look shall we?

Now, maybe I am just a simple person, but doesn't a line connecting two territories mean that it is viable route?

Fucked up about this whole thing is that I am apparently wrong when the evidence states otherwise.

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:56 am

You're wrong the connection is clear. Sumutra is attached to CEntral Indo.

millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:00 am

You're an idiot Jesse

Jesse, Bad Boy · Post by **Jesse, Bad Boy** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:03 am

millej11 wrote:

You're an idiot Jesse

You're not even worth getting into an argument with, troll. I guess it only speaks for the atmosphere around here that they let assholes like you troll so openly. Or do you just have a chip on shoulder from when I made you look like the retard you truly are in the Flame Wars channel?

millej11 · Post by **millej11** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 2:05 am

What's there to argue. You're wrong, I'm right, it's all good.

If only I could have seen the look on your face when you finally saw it.

CreepyUncleAndy · Post by **CreepyUncleAndy** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:08 pm

2007-01-16 22:00:11 - mmbears00: stay off my turf rwingett
2007-01-17 16:35:44 - rwingett: I cannot accomodate your request, mmbears00. Your foul visage is an affront to humanity and must be dealt with in an expeditious manner.

CreepyUncleAndy · Post by **CreepyUncleAndy** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:08 pm

The above quotes were from game # 156362

http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=156362