The Jesus Freaks

Caleb the Cruel · Post by **Caleb the Cruel** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:19 pm

Attention
Please do not spam this thread by debating religion, flaming, etc.
This thread is for the recruitment of new members into the Jesus Freaks clan.

Now, if anybody is interested in joining or finding out more information about the Jesus Freaks please pm me or post below.

HoustonNutt · Post by **HoustonNutt** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:20 pm

Caleb the Cruel wrote:Attention
Please do not spam this thread by debating religion, flaming, etc.
This thread is for the recruitment of new members into the Jesus Freaks clan.

Now, if anybody is interested in joining or finding out more information about the Jesus Freaks please pm me or post below.

stinkycheese · Post by **stinkycheese** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:22 pm

Caleb the Cruel wrote: Now, if anybody is interested in finding out more information about the Jesus Freaks please post below.

Do you accept Catholics?

Caleb the Cruel · Post by **Caleb the Cruel** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:11 pm

stinkycheese wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote: Now, if anybody is interested in finding out more information about the Jesus Freaks please post below.
Do you accept Catholics?

Simple answer: Yes, generally we do.
Why?

Gandalf40 · Post by **Gandalf40** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:41 pm

HoustonNutt wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:Attention
Please do not spam this thread by debating religion, flaming, etc.
This thread is for the recruitment of new members into the Jesus Freaks clan.

Now, if anybody is interested in joining or finding out more information about the Jesus Freaks please pm me or post below.

You realy do like messing with Caleb's mind don't you.

HoustonNutt · Post by **HoustonNutt** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:42 pm

Gandalf40 wrote:
HoustonNutt wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:Attention
Please do not spam this thread by debating religion, flaming, etc.
This thread is for the recruitment of new members into the Jesus Freaks clan.

Now, if anybody is interested in joining or finding out more information about the Jesus Freaks please pm me or post below.

You realy do like messing with Caleb's mind don't you.

Everyone needs a hobby.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:01 pm

all you religious wanna-be's like Houston, go on to church, you'll learn more there. no spamming of this thread or I'll break out the altar boy stick.

HoustonNutt · Post by **HoustonNutt** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:20 pm

wicked wrote:all you religious wanna-be's like Houston, go on to church, you'll learn more there. no spamming of this thread or I'll break out the altar boy stick.

(a) there is no apostrophe in "wanna-bes"
(b) we're not spamming. the OP says PM him with any desire to join. I smiled because I knew his original message was directed toward me.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:23 pm

Houston, you are not in this thread to join, so move along.

Knight of Orient · Post by **Knight of Orient** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:35 pm

sorry i didnt find this earlier, but you know im in

stinkycheese · Post by **stinkycheese** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:47 pm

What if I think Jesus was a really cool guy, but I don't belive in "God?" Could I still join? Just wondering...

Guidocks · Post by **Guidocks** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:29 pm

does it matter what rank u r?

Caleb the Cruel · Post by **Caleb the Cruel** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:49 pm

Guidocks wrote:does it matter what rank u r?

We have set our rank standards very low. You've only got to be a Private.
We set it at Private because to us, points aren't the most important thing in the world, but we didn't want New Recruits due to the high number of New Recruits who abandon their accounts.

Caleb the Cruel · Post by **Caleb the Cruel** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:53 pm

stinkycheese wrote:What if I think Jesus was a really cool guy, but I don't belive in "God?" Could I still join? Just wondering...

I doubt that the members would allow people in that situation to join. Right now we are working on more membership requirements which will hopefully include that people accept everything in the Apostles' Creed which goes as folows:

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.

Nephilim · Post by **Nephilim** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:35 pm

always wondered where baptism was in the creed.....

war_bloodline · Post by **war_bloodline** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:45 pm

Can you be part of two groups, because if you can I would love to join.
Yes, I am Baptist and I love the lord with all my heart.
Don't mind my name, I am a believer.

Caleb the Cruel · Post by **Caleb the Cruel** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:38 pm

Nephilim wrote:always wondered where baptism was in the creed.....

Romans 10:9 states "If you confess with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved."
This verse does not mention anything about baptism being required to be saved. Now some people would say that the verse in my signature and Romans 10:9 contradict one another but they do not. Due to the fact that every verse in the Bible is true, Romans 10:9 is accurate, all you have to do is believe. The verse in my signature is also true, people who believe and are baptized will be saved, because they believe.
The Apostles' Creed does speak of the Holy Spirit and the forgiveness of sins, which are both very involved in the Sacrament of Holy Baptism.

Caleb the Cruel · Post by **Caleb the Cruel** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:40 pm

war_bloodline wrote:Can you be part of two groups, because if you can I would love to join.
Yes, I am Baptist and I love the lord with all my heart.
Don't mind my name, I am a believer.

At this point, there is no limit to the number of other clans you can be in, and I doubt there will ever be a rule like that.

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:50 am

Caleb the Cruel wrote:
stinkycheese wrote:What if I think Jesus was a really cool guy, but I don't belive in "God?" Could I still join? Just wondering...
I doubt that the members would allow people in that situation to join. Right now we are working on more membership requirements which will hopefully include that people accept everything in the Apostles' Creed which goes as folows:

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.

Yep.. yep.. and yep.

Can i join? I love jesus, hate muslims and evolutionarianists. I'm praying as i type for goodness' sake.

Caleb the Cruel · Post by **Caleb the Cruel** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:46 pm

heavycola wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
stinkycheese wrote:What if I think Jesus was a really cool guy, but I don't belive in "God?" Could I still join? Just wondering...
I doubt that the members would allow people in that situation to join. Right now we are working on more membership requirements which will hopefully include that people accept everything in the Apostles' Creed which goes as folows:

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.
Yep.. yep.. and yep.

Can i join? I love jesus, hate muslims and evolutionarianists. I'm praying as i type for goodness' sake.

No.

S.H.A.D.E · Post by **S.H.A.D.E** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:22 pm

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.

I'm a devout Catholic and I want in.

From the Book of Wisdom 2:2 For our lifetime is the passing of a shadow; and our dying cannot be deferred because it is fixed with a seal; and no one returns
2:2 continues... Come, therefore, let us enjoy the good things that are real

Caleb the Cruel · Post by **Caleb the Cruel** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:22 pm

Okay S.H.A.D.E., I believe that you qualify, I'll send you a pm.

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:56 am

Caleb the Cruel wrote:
heavycola wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
stinkycheese wrote:What if I think Jesus was a really cool guy, but I don't belive in "God?" Could I still join? Just wondering...
I doubt that the members would allow people in that situation to join. Right now we are working on more membership requirements which will hopefully include that people accept everything in the Apostles' Creed which goes as folows:

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.
Yep.. yep.. and yep.

Can i join? I love jesus, hate muslims and evolutionarianists. I'm praying as i type for goodness' sake.
No.

Listen up Caleb. I'm so close to jesus that communion tastes like leftovers. God will punish you for this. I will pray for your soul.

Caleb the Cruel · Post by **Caleb the Cruel** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:51 pm

heavycola wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
heavycola wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
stinkycheese wrote:What if I think Jesus was a really cool guy, but I don't belive in "God?" Could I still join? Just wondering...
I doubt that the members would allow people in that situation to join. Right now we are working on more membership requirements which will hopefully include that people accept everything in the Apostles' Creed which goes as folows:

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.
Yep.. yep.. and yep.

Can i join? I love jesus, hate muslims and evolutionarianists. I'm praying as i type for goodness' sake.
No.

Listen up Caleb. I'm so close to jesus that communion tastes like leftovers. God will punish you for this. I will pray for your soul.

I simply do not believe you at all.
If you want, I can ask the current members of the clan about letting you in, but I bet they'll say no.
I've got a question, what denomination are you(if any)?

Bertros Bertros · Post by **Bertros Bertros** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:09 pm

Caleb the Cruel wrote:
heavycola wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
heavycola wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:
stinkycheese wrote:What if I think Jesus was a really cool guy, but I don't belive in "God?" Could I still join? Just wondering...
I doubt that the members would allow people in that situation to join. Right now we are working on more membership requirements which will hopefully include that people accept everything in the Apostles' Creed which goes as folows:

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.
Yep.. yep.. and yep.

Can i join? I love jesus, hate muslims and evolutionarianists. I'm praying as i type for goodness' sake.
No.

Listen up Caleb. I'm so close to jesus that communion tastes like leftovers. God will punish you for this. I will pray for your soul.
I simply do not believe you at all.
If you want, I can ask the current members of the clan about letting you in, but I bet they'll say no.
I've got a question, what denomination are you(if any)?

To the best of my knowledge heavycola is a member of the The Church of the Pentecostal Opthalmology.

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