While maintaining a safe distance away, I drop Kramsey in the middle of you guys. You fall victim to it and you have no choice but to beat him up and call him a loser. Meanwhile, I safely climb to the top of the hill.
I accidently release a blood thirsty demon. He kills everyone but spares me death just long enough to escape and find out how to kill him. He dies and becomes a hill.
I have an over drawn out death scene. While you are trying to figure out what's going on. My secret ninja robots are building me a second hill. I then run away full speed and onto my new super hill.
I reprogram your robot minions to create the biggest pair of panties each of us have ever seen. While you're drooling, I make my way onto the hill; securing it with my naked wombats.