[09-Mar-2009] New Admins
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Re: [09-Mar-2009] New Admins
Oh Kotaro, such a sad individual. SO glad you have a life outside of CC. Joined 4 days before me and has 800 more posts. Probably all off topic, spam and flames. Trying to flame us and follow us around the forums is just sad. You really don't have a life. You sit and wait, hitting refresh on the forums hoping to see a new post by Owen, Timminz or myself, so you can rush in. Unfortunately, you are the retarded kid who can't operate a sliding glass door. You just smash face first into, turn around holding your head, tears in your eyes and yell"I don't wanna be out there, I have a LIFE" as you stomp back to your room.
On topic, yes, OP welcome back. I didn't know King A had left before, or is this just a promotion?
PS Any future lawyers may want to practice saying this: "Now show me on the doll where Kotaro touched you."
On topic, yes, OP welcome back. I didn't know King A had left before, or is this just a promotion?
PS Any future lawyers may want to practice saying this: "Now show me on the doll where Kotaro touched you."

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Re: [09-Mar-2009] New Admins
Well my unlearned friend, I am glad that you brought this up. I indeed went on a crusade to end two practices here at CC.Kotaro wrote:And you think your "open 20 or so threads about the same thing" is going to receive much appreciation? Laugh it up, but I actually have a life, so when I get forum banned, I'll be okay. You, on the other hand, I'm worried for. Mental break downs are no laughing matter.porkenbeans wrote:
As for you kataro, There is a new Sheriff in town. And it is porkenbeans guess, that the likes of you will no longer be tolerated.![]()
First, The infiltration of Multi-account cheaters. Which led to, Second, Some mods Not acting in anything resembling a professional manor.
At least my time spent, was not in vain, -as both have been quenched.

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Yawn what a hilarious post there Jbrepttlip! I mean hey, we won't mention the fact that I posted in this thread, and you, Owen, and Timminz all seemed to mysteriously start posting afterwords. Btw, flame wars is down there, perhaps you should keep your posts to the community guidelines. However, I must admit, your baiting is getting better! Good luck with, you may oneday be a not terrible writer!
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You think Twill just left a note on each of the new admins desk saying:
(This is a joke, no one take offense)
"Here is how you take care of the mods:
Give the hunters 1 cookie for each bust but never give sully 2 cookies or he gets hyper active.
Pat Fireside on the head every night and say sh sh sh no more poetry tonight go to sleep.
Give each Cartographer a bottle of water for each map they quench, there is a reason why it is called "quench"as in "look Twill I made a map, I am thirsty now. Quench me
"
Let the global mods play with their globes until they fall asleep.
Make sure the Tournament Directors know that when they wake up their Inbox will say 50.
I think that covers everyone"
(This is a joke, no one take offense)
"Here is how you take care of the mods:
Give the hunters 1 cookie for each bust but never give sully 2 cookies or he gets hyper active.
Pat Fireside on the head every night and say sh sh sh no more poetry tonight go to sleep.
Give each Cartographer a bottle of water for each map they quench, there is a reason why it is called "quench"as in "look Twill I made a map, I am thirsty now. Quench me
Let the global mods play with their globes until they fall asleep.
Make sure the Tournament Directors know that when they wake up their Inbox will say 50.
I think that covers everyone"
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Re: [09-Mar-2009] New Admins
sailorseal, first ever post I've seen from you that was worth the read xD
Re: [09-Mar-2009] New Admins
As much as I hate agreeing with Kotaro....Kotaro wrote:sailorseal, first ever post I've seen from you that was worth the read xD
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And I planned it for daysTimminz wrote:As much as I hate agreeing with Kotaro....Kotaro wrote:sailorseal, first ever post I've seen from you that was worth the read xD
No joke I was like what si the funniest but least offensive thing I can say...
Couldn't think of anything good for the TDs
oops forgot admins and chatters:
"also the admins
Make sure lack knows that he is special and give him two lines of code before he goes to sleep
Make sure the chatters chew on their toys as they go to sleep or they will never stop talking"
Re: [09-Mar-2009] New Admins
I knew it! Lack's got a code problem. Although, how he can sleep after that is beyond me.sailorseal wrote:Make sure lack knows that he is special and give him two lines of code before he goes to sleep
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I never doubted that, goodsir.sailorseal wrote: And I planned it for days![]()
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It had to be clever and I didn't have time to post itKotaro wrote:I never doubted that, goodsir.sailorseal wrote: And I planned it for days![]()
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Re: [09-Mar-2009] New Admins
make sure you're staying on topic and not baiting/flaming, please. 
I did like the post though, sailor...surprisingly (although it's not just a globe i get to play with...there's much, much more.
I did like the post though, sailor...surprisingly (although it's not just a globe i get to play with...there's much, much more.
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Let's stay on topic and appropriate FuzzyThe Fuzzy Pengui wrote:make sure you're staying on topic and not baiting/flaming, please.
I did like the post though, sailor...surprisingly (although it's not just a globe i get to play with...there's much, much more.
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Seriously TFP, that was crude and disgusting, this is a site with kids on it, lets try and be appropriate, eh?sailorseal wrote:Let's stay on topic and appropriate FuzzyThe Fuzzy Pengui wrote:make sure you're staying on topic and not baiting/flaming, please.
I did like the post though, sailor...surprisingly (although it's not just a globe i get to play with...there's much, much more.
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. . . . .The Fuzzy Pengui wrote:I did like the post though, sailor...surprisingly (although it's not just a globe i get to play with...there's much, much more.
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Im shocked as welljohn9blue wrote:. . . . .The Fuzzy Pengui wrote:I did like the post though, sailor...surprisingly (although it's not just a globe i get to play with...there's much, much more.
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TFP, you need to close brackets. No sweeties for you this week
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Re: [09-Mar-2009] New Admins
Kotaro-would you kindly and quietly sit down and shut up. Can't stand moral police.Kotaro wrote:Seriously TFP, that was crude and disgusting, this is a site with kids on it, lets try and be appropriate, eh?sailorseal wrote:Let's stay on topic and appropriate FuzzyThe Fuzzy Pengui wrote:make sure you're staying on topic and not baiting/flaming, please.
I did like the post though, sailor...surprisingly (although it's not just a globe i get to play with...there's much, much more.
We'll make all the euphemisms and innuendos we want.
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Re: [09-Mar-2009] New Admins
A sadly overdue congrats to the new mods and a fond farwell to Twill you have been great man thanks for all your help and hard work. I will miss you and CC has a big set of shoes to fill.

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Re: [09-Mar-2009] New Admins
Why ARE you still here, Kotaro? I thought you'd given up on this site forever? You were walking away, or some such?Kotaro wrote:Yawn what a hilarious post there Jbrepttlip! I mean hey, we won't mention the fact that I posted in this thread, and you, Owen, and Timminz all seemed to mysteriously start posting afterwords. Btw, flame wars is down there, perhaps you should keep your posts to the community guidelines. However, I must admit, your baiting is getting better! Good luck with, you may oneday be a not terrible writer!
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Your sig is frickin hilarious.gloryordeath wrote:A sadly overdue congrats to the new mods and a fond farwell to Twill you have been great man thanks for all your help and hard work. I will miss you and CC has a big set of shoes to fill.![]()
But I must disagree with you on twill leaving, as being a bad thing, if it means that we get a professional in here that knows how to do the job properly.

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Wait is seems you have insulted him and complimented him in the same statement.porkenbeans wrote:Your sig is frickin hilarious.gloryordeath wrote:A sadly overdue congrats to the new mods and a fond farwell to Twill you have been great man thanks for all your help and hard work. I will miss you and CC has a big set of shoes to fill.![]()
But I must disagree with you on twill leaving, as being a bad thing, if it means that we get a professional in here that knows how to do the job properly.
What?
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No, young sailor, he's complimenting glory's sig, and then insulting Twill, saying that, Twill was unproffessional because he didn't instantly side with porker the thread spammer, and that this new guy is a great thing, because bringing someone that doesn't know anything about the site, doesn't know all of our rules, and isn't experienced with this site, is much better, because he thinks the new guy will see porkers 20 or so threads about n00b farming and instantly ban King_Herpes.sailorseal wrote: Wait is seems you have insulted him and complimented him in the same statement.
What?
At everyone else trolling this thread, get a life.
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Twill is a professional or he wouldn't have had the job in the first place. I can't think of anybody who could have done the job better while he was CM.porkenbeans wrote:Your sig is frickin hilarious.gloryordeath wrote:A sadly overdue congrats to the new mods and a fond farwell to Twill you have been great man thanks for all your help and hard work. I will miss you and CC has a big set of shoes to fill.![]()
But I must disagree with you on twill leaving, as being a bad thing, if it means that we get a professional in here that knows how to do the job properly.
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Re: [09-Mar-2009] New Admins
Twill did a lot more than most people will know. He will be missed. I was fortunate to get a game with him recently in the Whac-A-Mod event and enjoyed the game with him.
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Re: [09-Mar-2009] New Admins
You are close to being correct, Katoro.Kotaro wrote:No, young sailor, he's complimenting glory's sig, and then insulting Twill, saying that, Twill was unproffessional because he didn't instantly side with porker the thread spammer, and that this new guy is a great thing, because bringing someone that doesn't know anything about the site, doesn't know all of our rules, and isn't experienced with this site, is much better, because he thinks the new guy will see porkers 20 or so threads about n00b farming and instantly ban King_Herpes.sailorseal wrote: Wait is seems you have insulted him and complimented him in the same statement.
What?
At everyone else trolling this thread, get a life.
You were doing fine up to your 3rd. comma. Then you veered off, When you went on, to try to put words in my mouth. I am perfectly able to speak for myself.
You also tend to exaggerate a lot. Or as some might say, lie a lot.
I would like to see you provide the links to these 20 threads started by me, about Noob Farming.
You also mentioned the fact that our new Sheriff may not know this site, and intimated that this is a bad thing. You are too young, too stupid, or both, to realize that an outsider is what is needed. He is NOT a part of any click or clan. He will no doubt be able to bring, non biased and professional moderation to CC. I am sure that Lack made this change for a reason. There are many grown-ups here I'm sure, that along with me, are hoping to see, that this change, will be a good thing indeed.
Oh, one more thing. -King herp is not a bad fellow, after all he did play by the rules. It was those rules that I and others were, (and some still are), on a crusade against. It all boils down to the fact that we wanted the leaderboard to reflect skill at the game of "RISK", NOT who can multi-cheat and farm the best.

Re: [09-Mar-2009] New Admins
Really?The Fuzzy Pengui wrote:Twill is a professional or he wouldn't have had the job in the first place. I can't think of anybody who could have done the job better while he was CM.porkenbeans wrote:Your sig is frickin hilarious.gloryordeath wrote:A sadly overdue congrats to the new mods and a fond farwell to Twill you have been great man thanks for all your help and hard work. I will miss you and CC has a big set of shoes to fill.![]()
But I must disagree with you on twill leaving, as being a bad thing, if it means that we get a professional in here that knows how to do the job properly.
I for one know many who could've done a better job. A rather old sock or a a slightly undercooked piece of meat for example. A blind deaf and mute frog. A long decomposing corpse. Anyone.

