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strike wolf
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Re: king of the hill
You lost the hill and forest forever in the corrupt a wish thread.
My hill and forest.
My hill and forest.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Re: king of the hill
It seems i have been ousted from the hill due to my stupidity in leaving the jail open, apparently. I am now hidden somewhere in the woods plotting my next move.
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strike wolf
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Re: king of the hill
theusual1 wrote:It seems i have been ousted from the hill due to my stupidity in leaving the jail open, apparently. I am now hidden somewhere in the woods plotting my next move.
My forest wolf squad finds you and kicks you out.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
- darth emperor
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Re: king of the hill
But he didnt stay in the sea, that means my wish didnt acomplished so i recover my hill and my river
My hill
My river
Your forest
My hill
My river
Your forest
Re: king of the hill
I have been kicked out onto the marshes. I am shivering to death. But lo! An eagle swoops down and flies me to her mountain and allows me to stay and regain my strength. Maybe i will be back to reclaim my hill after all. 
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strike wolf
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Re: king of the hill
wrong.darth emperor wrote:But he didnt stay in the sea, that means my wish didnt acomplished so i recover my hill and my river
My hill
My river
Your forest
my hill my forest. Your no longer toxic river.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
- darth emperor
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Re: king of the hill
Wish wasnt granted so i get back all what i have... and if u dont want to loose your forest... then u'll leave me with my river and my hill,not only that u will help in the defense of my hill.. with ur wolf armystrike wolf wrote:wrong.darth emperor wrote:But he didnt stay in the sea, that means my wish didnt acomplished so i recover my hill and my river
My hill
My river
Your forest
my hill my forest. Your no longer toxic river.
- jonesthecurl
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Re: king of the hill
I've now added a cakestand to my burgeoning business.
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- Martin Ronne
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Re: king of the hill
My kingdom is under attack!! Quick jonesy, drench the fields with bacon greece and light it ablaze!!!!!!
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strike wolf
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Re: king of the hill
No my precious forest!
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
- jonesthecurl
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S'O.K. I'm not burning nothing nohow - 'cept maybe charring this nice thick steak here just a little.
Fries with that?
Fries with that?
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- Martin Ronne
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Re: king of the hill
I WANT CHEESE CURDS!!!!!!!!!!jonesthecurl wrote:S'O.K. I'm not burning nothing nohow - 'cept maybe charring this nice thick steak here just a little.
Fries with that?

Re: king of the hill
I have returned with an army of eagles to recapture the hill. As you can see on this picture, your people are fleeing in terror and that is you, darth, who is about to be devoured by my chief eagle, Keith.

I am now once again the king of the hill!!!

I am now once again the king of the hill!!!
- darth emperor
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Re: king of the hill
Ha! Your army of eagles makes me laugh... Because I have the best soldier in the world Kitty, and Kitty with his sniper shoot to all your eagles and they die and you fall with them,by the way... nice hat
My hill
My river
Strike wolf's forest
My hill
My river
Strike wolf's forest
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strike wolf
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Re: king of the hill
Sees all the bird poop left over from those eagles in my forest and decides to take it out on theusual1. I capture him and feed him to the world's largest owl. You left bird poop in my forest now you shall be bird poop.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Re: king of the hill
Your kitty is predictable. I had planned for your assassin. I re-routed a van filled to the brim with tuna-fish from the whale sanctuary towards your hill. Kitty smelled the tuna and ran from his/her post and got fat eating tuna. At this moment my eagle army struck and took you away to their mountain jail.darth emperor wrote:Ha! Your army of eagles makes me laugh... Because I have the best soldier in the world Kitty, and Kitty with his sniper shoot to all your eagles and they die and you fall with them,by the way... nice hat
My hill
My river
Strike wolf's forest
My hill
Strike wolf's forest
Uninhabitable river
Re: king of the hill
My hill GODDAMIT!!!
I do it because I can
I can because I want to
I want to because you said I couldn't
I can because I want to
I want to because you said I couldn't
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strike wolf
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Re: king of the hill
theusual1 trades the hill for a piece of cake.
Jones hill my forest.
Jones hill my forest.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Re: king of the hill
theusual1 did nothing of the sort! The cake was a gift and in return i have given him an alliance even though i despise his capitalist cake stand.strike wolf wrote:theusual1 trades the hill for a piece of cake.
Jones hill my forest.
- darth emperor
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Re: king of the hill
Sorry but my cat wont run away,did Lee Harvey Oswald leave his post for tuna???
No,then Kitty Lee Oswald(his name) wont run... and plus the wolfes have taken you to the jail...
My hill
My river
wolf striker's forest
No,then Kitty Lee Oswald(his name) wont run... and plus the wolfes have taken you to the jail...
My hill
My river
wolf striker's forest
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strike wolf
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Re: king of the hill
You forgot about my forest.darth emperor wrote:Sorry but my cat wont run away,did Lee Harvey Oswald leave his post for tuna???
No,then Kitty Lee Oswald(his name) wont run... and plus the wolfes have taken you to the jail...
My hill
My river
wolf striker's hill
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Re: king of the hill
Are you saying that Kitty is Lee Harvey Oswald? If that is the case then Kitty died a long time ago and so cannot issue any threat to my eagle army at all. My eagles also wear plated armour and so your weapons wouldn't hurt them anyway.darth emperor wrote:Sorry but my cat wont run away,did Lee Harvey Oswald leave his post for tuna???
No,then Kitty Lee Oswald(his name) wont run... and plus the wolfes have taken you to the jail...
My hill
My river
wolf striker's hill
My hill
darths river- you can keep it. It was a pretty wet and boring place to be honest
Wolf strikers forest
- darth emperor
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Re: king of the hill
His name is not Lee Harvey Oswald is Kitty Lee Oswald,but he learned with Lee Harvey, but Kitty not only uses sniper but all type of weapons... So he'll use guns that can hurt your eaglestheusual1 wrote:Are you saying that Kitty is Lee Harvey Oswald? If that is the case then Kitty died a long time ago and so cannot issue any threat to my eagle army at all. My eagles also wear plated armour and so your weapons wouldn't hurt them anyway.darth emperor wrote:Sorry but my cat wont run away,did Lee Harvey Oswald leave his post for tuna???
No,then Kitty Lee Oswald(his name) wont run... and plus the wolfes have taken you to the jail...
My hill
My river
wolf striker's hill
My hill
darths river- you can keep it. It was a pretty wet and boring place to be honest
Wolf strikers forest
(remeber kitty also can nuke so be aware)
My hill
My river(its a cool place)
Strike wolf's forest
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