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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby happy2seeyou on Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:50 pm

It brings tears to my eyes thinking that it's over. Is it over? Of course it's over. There is nothing more to prove. I can sleep soundly at night knowing that the baby I am carrying will be born into the world that the Bandits took over. The fame from all of this of course can be a little exhausting. Just yesterday Owen called me after finding ramned going through his laundry hamper hoping to get himself a little souvenir. I often ask myself when we can take the restraining order off from kotaro. Poor timminz, crying in the corner still dreaming his dream of being a bandit and not a bandit sidekick. I say farewell and return to my section in Owen's HoF with my bejeweled statue and sip on my tea while yeti regrets the days of throwing O under the bus.
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby owenshooter on Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:52 pm

Timminz wrote:Are you guys so afraid to lose, that you'll quit playing as a clan? You scraped out a single win, and figure you'd better quit while you're ahead?

Come on ladies and gentleman. You're no Lou Gehrig, and you're certainly no Gretzky. Don't be so afraid to get your hands dirty.

shhhh... simmer down... why all the hatred and angry words, timmy? this is a thread of celebration and joy. sit back, relax, and let the bandits enjoy our laps about the stadium... afterall, we are the best that is and that will ever be...-0
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby Bones2484 on Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:57 pm

Did JR24 get ahold of Owen's account info???
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby mpjh on Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:14 pm

fwblb wrote:
mpjh wrote:I thought you guys were going away. Sounds like a retreat to me. When will you be gone, we need the dishes for another party?

two questions. what clan are you in, and when have you beaten the bandits? thank you for your speedy response.


You have to ask those questions of someone who cares, please. When are you guys going to finally go, the cleaning crew is about to arrive.
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby owenshooter on Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:24 pm

mpjh wrote:
fwblb wrote:
mpjh wrote:I thought you guys were going away. Sounds like a retreat to me. When will you be gone, we need the dishes for another party?

two questions. what clan are you in, and when have you beaten the bandits? thank you for your speedy response.

You have to ask those questions of someone who cares, please. When are you guys going to finally go, the cleaning crew is about to arrive.

i can answer them for you katy since he refuses too do so, because the answers are too difficult for him to admit. number one, he is not in a clan. number two, he has never defeated the bandits (kind of like all the clans on CC). so, as to why he is rummaging about within the clan challenge forum, i can not give you a sound answer. as to why he so despises the bandits, i can only guess envy. let the haters hate, it is all they can do. those that can not create beauty, tear it down... mpjh, we love all of lackattack's children equally, even you. cheer up, why so glum, chum?-0
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby mpjh on Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:36 pm

Too bad this thread will never get as big as your egos.
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby Bones2484 on Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:38 pm

mpjh wrote:Too bad this thread will never get as big as your egos.


It will if you keep feeding it!
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby The Fuzzy Pengui on Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:39 pm

*waddles up to the fence (wearing a BpB t-shirt and ball cap) and sticks his hand through the chains hoping to give the bandits a high-five on during one of their laps*

*quietly begins to weep*
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby mpjh on Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:40 pm

Rudy, rudy, rudy

I am all choked up.
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby owenshooter on Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:54 pm

mpjh wrote:Too bad this thread will never get as big as your penises.

oh, just a few more pages will do... *slaps fuzzy's flipper* *rubs timminz messy head*
*blows kisses to the adoring fans*...-0
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby the.killing.44 on Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:58 pm

haha nice quote edit there owen ;)

and for ya guys:
na na na naa
na na na naa
hey hey hey
goooodbye

:P

hey, you're undefeated, what can i say

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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby mpjh on Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:06 pm

Ok, 3 cm so far.
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby owenshooter on Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:50 pm

mpjh wrote:Ok, 3 cm so far.

please stay on topic. if you wish to bid us a fond farewell, please do so. otherwise, refrain from spamming this thread with updates on the results from your penis pump. thank you...-0
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby mpjh on Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:52 pm

This thread is spam, you know it, your entire faux clan knows it. That is why you started it in the first place.
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby owenshooter on Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:23 am

mpjh wrote:This thread is spam, you know it, your entire faux clan knows it. That is why you started it in the first place.

jealous much? now please go away so we can say our goodbyes in peace.. thank you...-0

p.s.-faux you...
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby mpjh on Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:40 am

Now, now owen, just following the example you have set so many times in the past. Burst the bubble of pomposity. Puncture the inflated ego. Deflate the overblown image. Speak truth to exaggeration. You know, show a little dignity for the common player, show the value of humility. Have a little class.
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby Vace Cooper on Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:13 am

bye dudes!!! BpB, OUT!!!!
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby joecoolfrog on Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:10 am

Why are there no clans for us froggy types :cry:
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby Masli on Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:23 am

can frogs fly ?
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby TeeGee on Fri Mar 06, 2009 6:43 am

joecoolfrog wrote:Why are there no clans for us froggy types :cry:


masli wrote:can frogs fly ?



My avatar used to be a frog, my website and company logo is a frog... I am a frog :mrgreen:

I guess frogs can fly


and farewell Bandits =D> =D> =D>
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby owenshooter on Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:40 pm

TeeGee wrote:and farewell Bandits =D> =D> =D>

cheers!! and unlike jordan, we are not going to go play minor league baseball!!! we are out on top, woo hoo!!!!-0
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby frozen_flame on Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:58 pm

+1 for the Retirement Fund. Though my time was short, it was eventful indeed.
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby Mr Changsha on Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:19 pm

Ah, I like this game!

So I'll just take the opportunity to bid an emotional farewell to my liver - which has packed up, moved out, ridden out of town and, all things being equal, done a bit of a runner.

The only logical move for a liver that just can't take any more shit, I'd say.
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby owenshooter on Sat Mar 07, 2009 4:32 pm

Mr Changsha wrote:Ah, I like this game!

So I'll just take the opportunity to bid an emotional farewell to my liver - which has packed up, moved out, ridden out of town and, all things being equal, done a bit of a runner.

The only logical move for a liver that just can't take any more shit, I'd say.

it was an honour fighting by your side, mr. changsha!!! i look forward to the future reunions when we recount our glorious victories on the clan challenge battlefields!!!-0
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Re: Bandits Bid Farewell!!!

Postby Kotaro on Sat Mar 07, 2009 4:49 pm

I find it hilarious. Undefeated? Yes, against BSS :lol:

The best? Not by a long shot.
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