king of the hill

[Martin Ronne]

Strike wolf my son. That was fine work you did with the assassin. Now you are ready to go on the crusades against the Mods.

[jonesthecurl]

here, have a bacon roll first.

[Martin Ronne]

Very good bacon, made better because it was in roll form, meaning it had a hole, like a donut.

[strike wolf]

Can I get some bacon wrapped venison?

[Martin Ronne]

Can I get some bacon wrapped venison?

mmmmmmmmm................

[jonesthecurl]

[calls wholesalers and orders more bacon]

[jonesthecurl]

Come and get it!
Bacon sandwiches!
Bacon rolls!
Bacon-wrapped turkey!
Bacon-wrapped venison!
Bacon-wrapped bacon!
Dull veggie option!

[Martin Ronne]

Come and get it!
Bacon sandwiches!
Bacon rolls!
Bacon-wrapped turkey!
Bacon-wrapped venison!
Bacon-wrapped bacon!
Dull veggie option!

Dull veggie option! How dare you sully my court with your insolence! I should have your head!

However the bacon-wrapped bacon was great. Do you think you could make a bacon-wrapped donut? Now that would be heavenly!

[darth emperor]

so im the king of the hill??




Mine hill

[strike wolf]

No you're the court jester. Now quick juggle these glowing red knives that I just took out of the fire place.

[Martin Ronne]

Good work my son!

[jonesthecurl]

Come and get it!
Bacon sandwiches!
Bacon rolls!
Bacon-wrapped turkey!
Bacon-wrapped venison!
Bacon-wrapped bacon!
Dull veggie option!

Dull veggie option! How dare you sully my court with your insolence! I should have your head!

However the bacon-wrapped bacon was great. Do you think you could make a bacon-wrapped donut? Now that would be heavenly!

Deep-fried in batter sire?

[darth emperor]

No you're the court jester. Now quick juggle these glowing red knives that I just took out of the fire place.

no matter what... im the king of the hill no one tried to take me the hill...


my hill

[theusual1]

I have a warrant for your arrest for the murder of the Michelin Man. My men will take you away leaving the hill for me. I have now built a mote around the hill, set up sniper posts and i have placed anti-air turrets. Steal my hill now!

p.s. I am king of the hill

[jonesthecurl]

Don't look at me. I'm just the cook.

[strike wolf]

I have a warrant for your arrest for the murder of the Michelin Man. My men will take you away leaving the hill for me. I have now built a mote around the hill, set up sniper posts and i have placed anti-air turrets. Steal my hill now!

p.s. I am king of the hill

But he didn't have control of the hill to begin with. He was our court jester. Meaning that the hill still belongs to us. Now get off our property before we call the real police.

[darth emperor]

When the judgement takes place... i show to the judge some videos of the Michelin Man... and after seeing them,he doesn't give any punishment(im free) and (coz i killed Michelin Man) he puted a street my name,(st Darth Emperor) and he gives me back the hill, puting you in jail coz u took me my hill, there's a judgment where u loose and u die in jail


My hill
My street


Edit:strike wolf u never said it was ur hill no one said so i took it

[theusual1]

wait, how many hills are there? I might just set myself up on a hill that isn't taken. It will add a new dimension to the game In fact....

I am King of a newly founded Mountain!!!!

[strike wolf]

When the judgement takes place... i show to the judge some videos of the Michelin Man... and after seeing them,he doesn't give any punishment(im free) and (coz i killed Michelin Man) he puted a street my name,(st Darth Emperor) and he gives me back the hill, puting you in jail coz u took me my hill, there's a judgment where u loose and u die in jail


My hill
My street


Edit:strike wolf u never said it was ur hill no one said so i took it

It's been our hill for a long time and when I present THIS EVIDENCE to the judge, he locks you up and throws away the key. Oh and you get your street taken away from you and renamed Strike Wolf Ave.

Our hill.

[darth emperor]

there's only one hill,but if u read the first post u know that the end of ur post (after u recover the hill) u have to say my hill



Still My hill

[theusual1]

What if i blow up the hill? then there would be no hill. You would be the king of a smouldering mound.

[darth emperor]

but u didnt do... futhermore u cant do ur in jail till u die...

to strike wolf: but then i show him a video (before going to jail) that it was my hill before(and it's true) so i recover u go to jail and i get back my street

my hill
my street

[strike wolf]

UMM...you're in jail and furthermore no one dethrowned us.

Our hill.

[theusual1]

But didn't you know. I am a teenage mutant ninja turtle and i am a rare species. The rare species act prohibited me from being arrested so i was pardoned and freed.

[darth emperor]

but then i show him a video (before going to jail) that it was my hill before(and it's true) so i recover u go to jail and i get back my street

my hill
my street