1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

by **Nostradumas** on Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:31 am

229: walk in, make sure your black, and act yourself

by **viking97** on Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:38 am

230.put net above the busiest aisles and see how many wigs have got caught by end of day.

by **sailorseal** on Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:43 pm

A woman was arrested for using a cart in K-Mart to sniff crack off of
Not Wal-mart but close

by **Martin Ronne** on Fri Jan 16, 2009 7:48 pm

231. Go into the juice isle, dump out all the apple juice, and refill it with your piss.

by **sailorseal** on Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:42 pm

Follow a store clerk around saying "How much are you?"

by **sailorseal** on Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:25 pm

Nostradumas wrote:229: walk in, make sure your black, and act yourself

Mildly racist*

by **poptartpsycho18** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 1:20 am

Do what I did:

233. Start a serious Super-soaker fight in the middle of the Super Wal-mart grocery section

by **Martin Ronne** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:15 am

234. Start a bon-fire.

by **Megadeth666** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:03 am

by **sailorseal** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:07 pm

Attempting to eat a gameboy and going around asking people if they have have hot sauce

by **Martin Ronne** on Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:57 pm

237. Yell at the top of your lungs, "Walmart sucks you fucking suns of bitches, any one who works here can just go to Hell!!!!!!!

sailorseal, please number your answers

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:02 pm

238. Refuse to work through your break (see current news)

by **sailorseal** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:43 pm

Light every toy you think is stupid on fire

by **tp8806** on Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:48 am

240: Light every employee you think is stupid on fire.

by **Martin Ronne** on Mon Jan 26, 2009 12:38 pm

241: Your stupid, light your self on fire.

by **GENERAL STONEHAM** on Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:40 pm

Screw Wal-Mart, they underpay and skimp on benefits. In Illinois, they're filled with illegal aliens.

You want to get kicked out of Wal-Mart? Try to unionize the workers there!

by **brooksieb** on Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:09 pm

243: Get naked and run about with a BB gun (no ammo).

by **william18** on Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:11 pm

william18 wrote:38. Ask for a discount.

by **brooksieb** on Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:07 pm

244. Start camping in wal-mart claiming you're waiting for the next batch of groceries, if that does not work go one step further and bring in a few mates and start a little village of campers.

(This counts as one)

by **Martin Ronne** on Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:03 pm

245. An expansion on 244, make that village a nudist colony.

by **nagerous** on Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:19 pm

246. rape the cash registrar.

by **Martin Ronne** on Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:29 pm

247. Shit on the patio furniture.

by **brooksieb** on Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:56 pm

248. Grab a mate and start playing sword fights with French bread.

by **ManBungalow** on Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:03 pm

249. Walk in clad in a tuxedo, carrying a concealed gun and wearing sunglasses pretending to be James Bond. Pick a customer at random- engage in combat with this customer. Order a drink. Eat all of the free samples. Resume fight. When the undercover terrorists* arrive at the scene to escort you from the building you should excrete.

*Alias - Store security guards