the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

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Did she look like this?

I'd hit it.

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movie of the year!!!!!!

GRAND TRINO the best movie you must go watch it i swear everone must you will all love it clint eastwood plays a great roll

I might catch it when it comes out on Turner Classic Movies.

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And I'm spent.

[targetman377]

movie of the year!!!!!!

GRAND TRINO the best movie you must go watch it i swear everone must you will all love it clint eastwood plays a great roll

I might catch it when it comes out on Turner Classic Movies.

NO!!! you gotta see it in the movie theaters!!!!! its amazing

[targetman377]

Did she look like this?

I'd hit it.

id would not agree 2d is not my appatete i like 3d women and i like them at least realistic

[targetman377]

And I'm spent.

how much did you spend to get spent????

[targetman377]

and i am not spent so keep talking!!!1

[targetman377]

Alright i have a question for all of you. what do you do when your best frend who is basical like my older sister does not like the girl you are going out with? another thing my girl just got mad at me and i have no reason why! and when she gets this way she does not like to talk at all to me. so how i am i to fix the probleem when she wont talk or tell me what the problem is any ideas.

[targetman377]

well now that i have been up sence 10am here now i have to go to work at 9 pm till 5:30am sounds like fun!!! right

[Quirk]

If it's the small one that's keeping you awake, have you tried swaddling?

The problem isn't the little guy. His sleeping patterns are pretty steady. The wife tends to want to stay up when it's her time to get some rest. I think I've finally convinced her that I will go insane if she doesn't let me get more sleep. We'll see. She takes care of him during the day while I'm at work. Then I watch him at night. Which only leaves me a little time to sleep.

[targetman377]

If it's the small one that's keeping you awake, have you tried swaddling?

The problem isn't the little guy. His sleeping patterns are pretty steady. The wife tends to want to stay up when it's her time to get some rest. I think I've finally convinced her that I will go insane if she doesn't let me get more sleep. We'll see. She takes care of him during the day while I'm at work. Then I watch him at night. Which only leaves me a little time to sleep.

oh i see sounds like fun convinceing your wife to do somthing she does not want you to do good luck

[jonesthecurl]

If it's the small one that's keeping you awake, have you tried swaddling?

The problem isn't the little guy. His sleeping patterns are pretty steady. The wife tends to want to stay up when it's her time to get some rest. I think I've finally convinced her that I will go insane if she doesn't let me get more sleep. We'll see. She takes care of him during the day while I'm at work. Then I watch him at night. Which only leaves me a little time to sleep.

You don't need to watch him if he's sleeping...

The biggest revelation to me as a parent was when the second one arrived: It is impossible to spend every moment looking after both of them. That's when you realise you didn't have to hover the whole time over the first one.

[Quirk]

He's still eating every 3 hours so whoever is on call to feed him only gets little naps in between feedings. Plus he's teething. So I get an hour here and there but in a chair rather than the bed. For example it's 11:20am and I have yet to get in bed. She has a doctor's appointment at 2.

[targetman377]

i feel as if i am mummbling to my self
WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE

[jonesthecurl]

here.

(AS Eccles said, "Everybody's got to be somewhere!")

[strike wolf]

*Pokes head out from under rock.*

I refuse to come out until the girl across the hall stops giving me the evil eye.

[jonesthecurl]

Beware of the ones that do that.

Also ones that buy you goldfish or ride bicycles in the nude.

[strike wolf]

Oh butthe nudie riders are my favorite.

*Realizes he's exposed, quickly ducks back under rock.*

Oh hey schmitty.

[targetman377]

Oh butthe nudie riders are my favorite.

*Realizes he's exposed, quickly ducks back under rock.*

Oh hey schmitty.

target gets the urge to kill lone wolf from the time he was assain for god and takes a rocket luncher at lone wolf hits the rock and blows it to smitherins!!!!!!! girl from across the street sees lone wolf walks over to him and ask him out

[strike wolf]

*She then proceeds to knock me down and start stabbing me to death with the world's sharpest high heels*.

[apey]

haha death by stiletto

[jonesthecurl]

[tears off outer clothing, revealing he is really SuperShoeRepairMan]

"Not so fast, villain!"

[she runs away]

"There, she sure showed us a clean pair of heels!"

[cast stand around chuckling, shoulders shaking, as credits come up]

[strike wolf]

haha death by stiletto

"I'm not dead yet"

[strike wolf]

[tears off outer clothing, revealing he is really SuperShoeRepairMan]

"Not so fast, villain!"

[she runs away]

"There, she sure showed us a clean pair of heels!"

[cast stand around chuckling, shoulders shaking, as credits come up]

Thank you supershoerepairman.

*crawls back under rock with smitty.*

[captainwalrus]

I hate to inform you of this but your attempt to create the longest threat has utterly failed. Ther is another thread in this forum with 1000+ more pages than this.