king of the hill

by **theconquerer1995** on Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:15 pm

Your "toilet" backs up and you both die from noxious gasses. I throw your lifeless bodies off the hill

MY HILL

by **strike wolf** on Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:16 pm

Darth Vader comes over and strangles you with the force.

Darth Vader's hill.

by **theconquerer1995** on Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:10 pm

I get Luke Skywalker to confront Vader.
Luke wins.
Luke gives me my hill back

MY HILL

by **sfhbballnut** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:07 am

I get michael phelps to tear you in in half, my hill

by **Natewolfman** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:18 pm

I remove all traces of water from said hill, thereby rendering michael phelps useless... my hill!

by **MrBenn** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:35 pm

Your dehydrated hill crumbles like a pile of sand. I put your hill into buckets and use it to make sandcastles around the bottom of my hill.

by **theconquerer1995** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:18 pm

A volcano erupts and kills you. Meanwhile, an earthquake happens and moves the hill right up in front of me. I claim the hill as mine and get my friend in the military to smuggle me defense weapons to guard my hill. Then I travel to a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away and get thousands of clone troopers to help me guard my hill.

MY HILL

or else

by **derfderf34** on Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:10 pm

i dig a hole under youre hill then take it to the top where i end up right behind you pome you and that makes you roll down the hill yelling an undescernible thing that i tell the troopers was that i was youre new leader and i reprogam the defnse system to cover the under ground as well

my hill

by **theconquerer1995** on Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:10 pm

I wait until you die of old age.

The troopers are glad to see me again and accept me.

My Hill (again)

by **viking97** on Sat Jan 10, 2009 8:06 pm

Some of you may remember my Fort from 11 months ago, in that time I have been mining to hell and asked the devil for the army of darkness, I send the army and take it over, then the devil makes the hill explode and turns it into a portal so now the hill got sucked into it and is under my command.

by **Joodoo** on Sun Jan 11, 2009 6:45 am

I send in suicide bombers to kill you.
My Hill!

by **muy_thaiguy** on Mon Jan 12, 2009 3:02 pm

I use a sticky grenade, then you run screaming like a little girl with the grenade attached, thus abandoning the hill.

My hill now and forever more.

by **strike wolf** on Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:15 pm

The continuous fighting on top of the hill has made it extremely unstable and it collapses into a useless pile of rubble.

Your useless pile of rubble.