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Re: 201 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

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114. get your big brother to play for you
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owenshooter wrote:112. plant a newb and harvest it until it dies...
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:lol: thats not what the scoreboard says
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Dude, in reference to the first post, Doodle Assassin is so difficult to win at!
In my first game of it I totally wrecked myself by accidentally killing another player.
The other players were pretty pissed at me!

(# of current methods + 1) Learn real RISK.
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115. learn how to stay on topic in the forums... ahem, above 2 posters...-0
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116. play CC late at night when you should be doing homework.
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owenshooter wrote:115. learn how to stay on topic in the forums... ahem, above 2 posters...-0
read:
Downey wrote:(# of current methods + 1) Learn real RISK.
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117. get some sleep so you can be ready for multiple speed games tomorrow.
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118. Bribe the monkey with a bunch of bananas and the turtle with some gourmet peanut butter.

119. Lose a bunch of times, then realize why you lost!

120. Team up with people better than you :P
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121. Never never sign into CC under the effects of weed or other mind altering substances. :shock:
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kabuki.mono wrote:121. Never never sign into CC under the effects of weed or other mind altering substances. :shock:
Why not, I've done it lots of times and nothing bad has happened.
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natty_dread wrote:
kabuki.mono wrote:121. Never never sign into CC under the effects of weed or other mind altering substances. :shock:
Why not, I've done it lots of times and nothing bad has happened.
The times I've done it I end up getting owned because I can't differentiate between the neutrals, my troops, his/her troops which leads me to loose a crap load of points and puts me on the edge of CC suicide or mass murder - haven't decided which one yet :shock:
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natty_dread wrote:
kabuki.mono wrote:121. Never never sign into CC under the effects of weed or other mind altering substances. :shock:
Why not, I've done it lots of times and nothing bad has happened.
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122. Playing with your eyes closed is usually a detriment. Opening them increases your chances of winning by 50% for each eye.


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123. Read the rules!
124. Know what all of the terms mean!
125. Having a personal vendetta against someone in a game is generally not conducive to a good strategy for winning said game!
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126. Don't hire Charlie Sheen to play for you.
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127. Have a drink nearby, so you can refuel and rethink.
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