What is an illuminaty?

[soap_mactavish]

Who knows what an illuminaty is?

[pimpdave]

Well, for starters, it's a misspelled word.

[strike wolf]

Isn't it a word that ends with an "i"?

[soap_mactavish]

Ok illuminati. Do you know what it is?

[pimpdave]

Yes

[mpjh]

Read The Da Vinci Code

[Grooveman2007]

Google it.

[soap_mactavish]

I don't have time to read a book.

[mpjh]

The Illuminati control the web, read the book.

[Genghis Khant]

I can see the fnords!

[Grooveman2007]

The Illuminati control the web, read the book.

They control books as well.

[mpjh]

Well then, watch the movie; Ron Howard wears tin hats to keep them out.

[soap_mactavish]

I have to turn in a paper on it tomorrow. I'm not going to spend all night and morning reading.

[StiffMittens]

The Illuminati control the web, read the book.

They control books as well.

Yeah, don't they have their fingers in every pie? If you want to know what an illuminati really is, you'll just have to become one.

[strike wolf]

Well then, watch the movie; Ron Howard wears tin hats to keep them out.

Sorry but they control tin hats too.

[strike wolf]

I hear that pimp is an illuminati maybe you can get him to spill the beans.

[Grooveman2007]

But then he'll have to kill you.

[mpjh]

Damn, well then you will just have to find the scion.

[soap_mactavish]

What are you people talking about? Are they like a secret society of people? Do they know things that other people don't?

[mpjh]

Can't talk about it.

[Grooveman2007]

We've already said too much!

[soap_mactavish]

Huh?

[Genghis Khant]

They are the ones who are trying to immanentize the Eschaton.

[soap_mactavish]

They are the ones who are trying to immanentize the Eschaton.

What?

[mpjh]

Yes, the end is near if they get their way.