Penis / vagina slang

by **mr. incrediball** on Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:53 am

has anyone suggested cockwash for the vagina yet? (as in "i'm going through the cockwash tonight")

by **Pedronicus** on Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:01 am

first page updated up to this point

by **andre the giant** on Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:00 pm

Female genitalia, "ever fluttering love purse"

A friend of mine came up with that one. I always thought it was funny.

And I've heard the male genitalia referred to as, "Mr. Happy"

by **e_i_pi** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:00 am

I had two friends that used to be competitive with one another. Luke bet Jeff he could think up a rude rhyme to anything. Jeff came up with a few words, Luke always came back with rude rhyming words. Then one day Jeff thought he had the winner "Frangipani". So Luke replies "Flanged Fanny". Thought this was an appropriate thread

by **diddle** on Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:11 pm

Piscatorial orifice.

by **Genghis Khant** on Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:09 am

slag hammer n. A tool a gentleman uses for banging fannies rather than nails.

skin chimney n. A flue that requires regular sweeping with a womb broom.

pink steel n. Even harder than wood.

love socket n. Vagina, entry point for the main cable. Also rocket socket, serpent socket, spam socket.

by **lt.pie** on Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:22 am

Wheel of Fortune .. Vertical Smirk .. Golden Doughnut ...Diddly Pout.

by **Restricted** on Mon Dec 08, 2008 7:01 pm

Roman Helmet.

by **spaceghst44** on Mon Dec 08, 2008 8:25 pm

sloppy roastbeef

by **Timon** on Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:22 pm

Mister President

by **Restricted** on Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:44 pm

Little [Insert your name here]

by **Pedronicus** on Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:28 am

Lolly ~ from the rhyming slang 'Lolly Lick'
(how did I forget that one #-o

)

by **Martin Ronne** on Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:10 pm

The little brain refers to the dick, because some men let it do the thinking.

by **God Emperor Q** on Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:09 pm

you don't have hot dog yet (penis)

by **nagerous** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:41 pm

Fircoal

by **demonfork** on Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:34 am

4 pussy....

Cho Cha

Va jay jay

Bonch

Cooter

Box

by **oVo** on Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:56 am

meat puppet, pocket rocket, mini me / cooter, cooch, sweet virginia...
slightly higher is the... map of africa

by **nagerous** on Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:21 pm

one eyed milkman

by **e_i_pi** on Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:14 am

Todger Toaster
Fur Chalice
Heaven's Porthole
Cunnikin
Gentlemans Delight
Garden Hedge
Bath of Birth
Fuzzy-Muzzy
Twixt Wind and Water

by **beardbuster** on Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:18 pm

root?

by **safariguy5** on Sun Aug 09, 2009 4:20 am

by **BoganGod** on Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:54 am

main vein

by **Mad Pineapples** on Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:43 pm

One-Eyed Trouser Snake.

by **BoganGod** on Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:16 pm

beef curtains
hairy lasso
growler
vertical smile
box (interesting variation, loose box-which is also a stabling type for horses, giving loose box an interesting ring to it)
gash
axe wound
groove
creamy crease

Am assuming that vaginal slang doesn't explicitly mean vagina, making the assumption that includes vulva.or the entire pudenda.

Some of the more crass terms above, such as growler, axe wound, etc are common vulgar aussie slang. Probably one of the reasons aussie women prefer gents from overseas. :lol: