Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

by **strike wolf** on Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:38 pm

Granted but you can only turn into a certain group of animals and a human isn't in the group.

I wish for the ability to shift into a wolf and back.

by **The Neon Peon** on Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:40 pm

Granted, but you get shot while you are a wolf.

I wish I was very successful in life.

by **theconquerer1995** on Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:50 pm

granted, but people get jealous of you and frame you for a murder charge. You get sent to prison for life.

I wish that people would take their turns faster.

by **strike wolf** on Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:01 pm

Granted but now everyone is getting fast posted and its all a big mess.

I wish that my last wish had been corrupted differently.

by **StiffMittens** on Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:37 pm

strike wolf wrote:Granted but now everyone is getting fast posted and its all a big mess.

I wish that my last wish had been corrupted differently.

Granted, but instead of being shot you are branded as a werewolf and driven from this place by a mob of angry villagers carrying torches, pitchforks, and sprigs of wolvesbane.

I wish I had a sprig of wolvesbane.

by **strike wolf** on Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:02 pm

granted but you're also a werewolf and it kills you.

I wish that wolvesbane didn't exist.

by **atheistheretic** on Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:43 pm

Granted, but there is now a lot of vampires in the world.

I wish my ratchet wish was corrupted differantly.

by **strike wolf** on Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:47 pm

Granted you are in the real world and people think you're a freak.

I wish that I had some garlic.

by **atheistheretic** on Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:17 pm

Granted, but everyone you love is a vampire, and you cant let go of the garlic.

I wish I was more powerful.

by **strike wolf** on Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:32 pm

Granted, but because of your giant muscles everyone thinks you're on steroids.

I wish that I could let go of this garlic.

by **spaceghst44** on Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:36 pm

Granted! But now vampires come and drink your blood.

I wish Chuck Norris was my best friend

by **strike wolf** on Sun Dec 07, 2008 1:03 pm

Granted but instead of video games he just likes to spar and you continually get your ass kicked.

I wish that I could come back to life as a werewolf.

by **spaceghst44** on Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:14 pm

Granted, but you eat a person with necrotizing fasciitis and you die.

I wish for 5 chickens, 3 robots, 6 pairs of neon sox, 14 baseball cards, 26 ninja's, and pack of gum.

by **strike wolf** on Sun Dec 07, 2008 3:44 pm

Granted the robots go haywire and help the ninjas to kill you. oh by the way, the gum was poisoned.

I wish that I was living again.

by **StiffMittens** on Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:17 pm

strike wolf wrote:Granted the robots go haywire and help the ninjas to kill you. oh by the way, the gum was poisoned.

I wish that I was living again.

Granted, but life sucks so bad that you hang yourself from the rafters of your garage.

I wish I had my own talk show.

by **spaceghst44** on Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:37 pm

Granted!

But a fight breaks out between a transsexual drug addicted mother and a 7 year old obese pregnant Goth daughter and a flying chair leaves you a quadriplegic.

I wish people would call me Dragon.

by **jonesthecurl** on Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:00 am

Granted but it's because everyone thinks you cross-dress and put your drag on.

I wish I could fly.

by **jayde** on Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:02 am

Granted, but all you can do is buzz around shit.

I wish there was more daylight this time of year!

by **StiffMittens** on Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:37 am

Granted, but it's because the Earth's orbit has decayed and as we spiral in towards the sun the planet is burned to a crisp and all life is extinguished.

I wish I lived on Mars.

by **mpjh** on Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:38 am

Granted, 'nuf said.

I wish I could die having an orgasm with Catherine Zeta Jones.

by **strike wolf** on Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:39 am

granted but you have to work as a slave for the martians.

I wish Earth's orbit restabilized and life would be okay.

by **trinicardinal** on Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:33 pm

Granted. Unfortunately you were thrown off the earth before the orbit stabilised and your lifeless body is now heading straight for the sun instead.

I wish I had something to eat.