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48: join a group of forum regulars that whine and complain everytime ANYTHING changes on CC... it may not help your game, but people will stop looking at the rank ;)
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49: Get premium. (Seriously, I just went from cadet to coporal since getting premium.)
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Natewolfman wrote:48: join a group of forum regulars that whine and complain everytime ANYTHING changes on CC... it may not help your game, but people will stop looking at the rank ;)
50. join nates 8 clan challenge thingo majig that still hasn't happened, it may not get you points, but you wont' lose any either!!!
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51.
Don't suicide!
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52. Play freestyle and don't sleep.
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53. learn how to play freestyle in your sleep.
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54. THINK before you CLICK.
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Robinette wrote:54. THINK before you CLICK.
Aesop Rock wrote:I rock ready aim fire, while y`all rock ready fire aim.
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55. make a deal with the devil
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56. don't take turns hungover (an important one, I would still be major if it wasn't for this)
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nagerous wrote:56. don't take turns hungover (an important one, I would still be major if it wasn't for this)
Stop making excuses nag.
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Fruitcake wrote:
nagerous wrote:56. don't take turns hungover (an important one, I would still be major if it wasn't for this)
Stop making excuses nag.

57. Remember, THERE ARE NO EXCUSES

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58. don't spend all your times looking up pics to post in the GD...
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owenshooter wrote:58. don't spend all your times looking up pics to post in the GD...
heheeeeee... that's funny...

*hunts through a big stack of pics*
AH HA! Here's the one I was looking for!



59. Avoid early conflict with noobs in games

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im kinda surprise this hasn't been moved to the forum games thread
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drake_259 wrote:im kinda surprise this hasn't been moved to the forum games thread
60. never be "surprised" by your opponents moves...
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61. Never underestimate a clown.
or wait... do you already have that one?
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62. Take 100% of your turns.
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Stop wasting time talking about how to win and actually go and do it!!
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63. Play with team-mates who don't act like complete TARDS even when they are higher rank than you... (more excuses ;))
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64. Play me as my 600 point slide becomes 700.
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65. Download diceassist.exe

The demo version can be found (here)
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666. Sell your soul to Satan.
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67. chocolate. lots of chocolate...-6cd
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68. call up jack the ripper too sort out your enemy
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