A wishing game.

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:10 pm

i got this idea from another forum.
this game basically goes:
i make a wish
next person says "granted,but....."
then that person makes a wish.
the person after that does the same thing

example:

You say:
i wish for a fish

The next person says:
Granted but it's a shark and eats you.

and wishes a new wish and so on.

I Will start:

I wish i had a better computer.

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:11 pm

granted, but your computer was so smart it took over your life.

I wish I had a car.

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:33 pm

Granted....but you will need to replace the motor three times before you can drive it at a cost of over $10,000 (welcome to automobile ownership).

I wish I would find a huge gold nugget.

Fireside Poet · Post by **Fireside Poet** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:38 pm

Granted, but it isn't gold and qeee1 is pretty sore now.

I wish I had a wilderness cabin.

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:42 pm

Fireside Poet wrote:Granted, but it isn't gold and qeee1 is pretty sore now.

I wish I had a wilderness cabin.

Granted, but the cabin was infested with termites...

I wish someone would join my clan...

Lone.prophet · Post by **Lone.prophet** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:46 pm

granted, only the person then hanged himself and never logs on again

I wish i got $43.968.903.746,95

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:52 pm

Granted but it was mob money and they found you and.......too ugly.....

I wish Dugcarr would join xenhu's clan

(FP...beautiful qeee-ster reply! LOL!!!)

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:00 pm

granted, but he hacked your clan and erased it.

I wish my brother wasnt always so annoying

spiesr · Post by **spiesr** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:04 pm

granted but he became a serial killer

i wishyou were dead

wcaclimbing · Post by **wcaclimbing** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:22 pm

Granted, but i turned into a zombie and hunted you down.

I wish my Wii could connect to the internet.

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:24 pm

wcaclimbing wrote:Granted, but i turned into a zombie and hunted you down.

I wish my Wii could connect to the internet.

Granted, but it turns out that your 'Wii' is too shocking for the public

, thus your internet connection is revoked.

I wish KoolBak would join my clan...

AndyDufresne · Post by **AndyDufresne** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:40 pm

Granted, but unfortunately Koolbak's dog ate all the members of the clan.

I wish for a chimpanzee...

P Gizzle · Post by **P Gizzle** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:43 pm

Granted, but it was Curious George, and he became a serial killer chimp

i wish the Seahawks would win the Super Bowl

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:47 pm

Granted but instead of rings they all get copies of Night at the Roxbury....

I wish I had a scooby snack.....

(xen...I am xi so cant! sorry my brother)

spring1 · Post by **spring1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:48 pm

...beat me by seconds, Koolio!

XenHu · Post by **XenHu** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:49 pm

KoolBak wrote:Granted but instead of rings they all get copies of Night at the Roxbury....

I wish I had a scooby snack.....

(xen...I am xi so cant! sorry my brother)

Granted, but the Scooby Snack was past its due date and it gave you an awful case of the dumps...

(btw, I knew that...Which of course is why I wished for it)

I wish my premium membership would come sooner(I'll be getting in Jan 15-ish)

spring1 · Post by **spring1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:49 pm

KoolBak wrote:Granted but instead of rings they all get copies of Night at the Roxbury....

I wish I had a scooby snack.....

Granted...unfortunately, you had the shits for a month...

I wish I had Koolbak's old Porsche...

spring1 · Post by **spring1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:50 pm

Two times in a row....Grrrr...I WISH I WAS FASTER AT POSTING THAN EVERYONE ELSE!

gator24 · Post by **gator24** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:52 pm

granted but then you could only talk to your self

wish i had a pet human

spring1 · Post by **spring1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:53 pm

Granted...Fireside was born to be a slave...

I wish I had a beer...

Genghis Khant · Post by **Genghis Khant** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:58 pm

granted, but it's non alcoholic.

i wish i had milla jovovich

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:59 pm

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KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:00 pm

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spring1 · Post by **spring1** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:00 pm

Granted, but she turned out to be a hermaphrodite..

I wish I had an alcoholic beer...

KoolBak · Post by **KoolBak** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:07 pm

Granted but you hit a pothole and spilled it all over your new porsche, got pulled over by Wick, tazered and thrown in jail, additionally losing your new car

I wish Sproing had a get out of jail free card