1001 Ways to Win at Conquer Club

[hammocksleeper]

1. Destroy all the other persons' armies.
2. win psychologically by getting into other player's heads with gamechat. I love when they lose their temper and make angry person comments
3. simple, DICE.
4. noob farming
5. doodle assassin
6. drop australia and SA in classic shapes

[n00blet]

7. kick ass
8. kick ass
9. kick ass

.......

100. kick ass
101. kick ass

It's what i do.

[Bones2484]

8. Give maxatstuy your account information.

[ParadiceCity9]

9. let sjnap play your team games

[Snorri1234]

10. Bribe your opponents.

[Vace Cooper]

11. Take your turns when your not drunk.

[KoE_Sirius]

12.Create a Multi and join one of maxatstuy's 1v1 games.

[LFAW]

13. Sleep with your opponent.

[frankiebee]

14. Let some infected neutrals screw your opponents.

[Timminz]

#54 Kill all the other players. (Not in the game)

[The Neon Peon]

#15. Hack your opponents account and change their password

[Prima]

16. Ever seen Scanners?

[Kotaro]

17. Spam porn until they "go offline"

[Iron Butterfly]

Hop on a bus Gus..go out the back Jack.

[kerntheconkerer]

Make an 8 player freestlye on Circimus Maximus (or w/e its called), make 6 multi's and put them in a game, and wait for some noob to join to gain points...
*not mentioning Klobber here at all *

[owenshooter]

18. buy the Assault Cube fix on the CC black market to ensure winning rolls...

(come on people, get with the game!!! stay in order!!!)

[LFAW]

19. Feel good about yourself when you roll the dice, (any lack of confidence will inevitably lead your dice to combust and as such, get 3 1's.)

[e_i_pi]

20. Make a map that only you and Stephen Hawking can understand. Create 50 games of it on 8 player Escalating setting, and hope this guy doesn't join:

Username........................Score....................Games Completed....................Games Won....................Rank
MCHawking....................1624......................................................................3........................................................................................3 (100%)......................... New Recruit

[KoE_Sirius]

21;Sit with both legs behind your head, juggle with one hand and spin the dice in the other.Sometimes this helps.

[Vace Cooper]

22. Wear underpants on your head when you roll the bones... trust me.

[THE ARMY]

number retarded: dont get crap dice like i just did by losing 19 killing 2 then on the next turn lose 17 kill 6
and
whatever number is next: psychologically

[DAT_WAT_SHE_SAID]

23. Dont play me

[Gunner1980]

24. dont play from your workplace or u might be skippin turns lol (see my profile "turns taken" as an example)

[Gunner1980]

25. Buy a rubber monitor so that u can let your frustration out once u loose 19 vs 2 (Army style lol). Once the frustration is out, dices tend to be good to you (after they c what u did to monitor lol)...

[pimpdave]

26. Piss off everyone in General Discussion with an idiotic attempt at a publicity stunt, drawing ignores from all of the high ranks, play only noobs as a result while never getting accused of farming.