Answer a question with a question!

[jayde]

Who needs a watch when you have a cell phone?

[strike wolf]

What does that have to do with my question?

[mpjh]

Which question was that, asked the white rabbit.

[strike wolf]

Why does your question not have a question mark?

[mpjh]

Do you need a question mark when the sentence is a statement of fact quoting a question?

[strike wolf]

I think you would need both quotation marks and a question mark within those, am I wrong?

[jayde]

Did none of you learn grammar in school?

[mpjh]

Is this a grammar problem?

[strike wolf]

Shouldn't you be asking an english teacher that question?

[pancakemix]

So English teachers are the only people who know how English works, are they?

[strike wolf]

No, but shouldn't they know it better than the average joe?

[mpjh]

Do you think Joe the plumber would know?

[strike wolf]

If he does know, does that make him smarter than us?

[mpjh]

Not really, and can you tell I have little use for a plumber?

[jayde]

Isn't Joe the Plumber an idiot who can't keep his butt crack from showing?

[Draconian_Intel]

Did you know that Joe the Plumber isn't certified or licensed?

[mpjh]

Did you know that Joe the Plumber is really Mr. Clean who has been out of work for some time now?

[Draconian_Intel]

Is he really?

[KidWhisky]

Do you think Mr. Clean and the Glad Grabage man hang out?

[mpjh]

Will the garbage bag hold a load like Mr. Clean?

[n00blet]

Can anything hold Mr. Clean?

[KidWhisky]

Wouldn't Mrs. Clean hold Mr. Clean?

[mpjh]

Isn't Mr. Clean gay?

[john9blue]

Why do you sound so sure?

[KidWhisky]

Is he gay with the Glad Garbage Man?