Where the f*ck are these damn aliens?

[Hologram]

Seriously! I want to be taught love and eat sno cones and go joyriding on gigantic intergalactic ships! I never get to do anything fun....

[InkL0sed]

Hasbro = The Angel Mike

New Maps = Starship Melissa

[Hologram]

But they were supposed to come in peace, not disrupt our lives!

[Frigidus]

There's still another 2 hours. US Central. I am Pretty Sure they'll show up, as I don't know why people with spaceships would lie to us.

[pimpdave]

[pimpdave]

[Hologram]

There's still another 2 hours. US Central. I am Pretty Sure they'll show up, as I don't know why people with spaceships would lie to us.

Maybe they meant Hawai'ian time. I mean, didn't Blossom Goodchild one time think about something in Hawai'i? That must be it!

[apey]

I think I just saw E.T in my back yard we are DOOMED

[jonesthecurl]

I think they've taken DaGip at least.

[apey]

What about the rest of us
is it because we don't sing on you tube
I knew you tube was a portal to the alien world

[Simon Viavant]

Seriously! I want to be taught love and eat sno cones and go joyriding on gigantic intergalactic ships! I never get to do anything fun....

Sounds so much like Eric Cartman.

[strike wolf]

I think they've taken DaGip at least.

Oh thank god he's gone. Err...I mean, bye Gip have a good trip.

In other news, the aliens have arrived here. Right now I'm paying one of them to mow the grass.

[Frigidus]

I think they've taken DaGip at least.

Oh thank god he's gone. Err...I mean, bye Gip have a good trip.

In other news, the aliens have arrived here. Right now I'm paying one of them to mow the grass.

Sweet. Pretty soon they can start replacing those damn Mexicans.

[Hologram]

I think they've taken DaGip at least.

Oh thank god he's gone. Err...I mean, bye Gip have a good trip.

In other news, the aliens have arrived here. Right now I'm paying one of them to mow the grass.

Sweet. Pretty soon they can start replacing those damn Mexicans.

And we won't even feel a twinge of guilt because they aren't technically human and therefore don't need to be treated "humanely".

[apey]

Neither are dogs yet in some states it is a felony to kick one across the room for costing you thousands of dollars when it pisses on your floor




disclaimer: No dogs have ever been kicked by me well at least not hard

[Gregrios]

Maybe it's because I've never looked at the stars closely but last night I saw some strange lights up in the sky. This star or whatever was flashing and when I looked through the binoculars I seen all kinds of lights generating from this so called star. These lights were made up of a bunch of different colors(green, yellow, blue, red, orange). Is this a normal occurance?

[heavycola]

Maybe it's because I've never looked at the stars closely but last night I saw some strange lights up in the sky. This star or whatever was flashing and when I looked through the binoculars I seen all kinds of lights generating from this so called star. These lights were made up of a bunch of different colors(green, yellow, blue, red, orange). Is this a normal occurance?

That was probably a traffic light. Perfectly harmless.

[Gregrios]

Maybe it's because I've never looked at the stars closely but last night I saw some strange lights up in the sky. This star or whatever was flashing and when I looked through the binoculars I seen all kinds of lights generating from this so called star. These lights were made up of a bunch of different colors(green, yellow, blue, red, orange). Is this a normal occurance?

That was probably a traffic light. Perfectly harmless.

No. It was definitely up in the sky. Unless it was a traffic light shining from the other side of the world.

[pimpdave]

Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind (Part 1)

Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind (Part 2)

[mpjh]

I understand you kicked the sh*t out of your last date -- doesn't that count?

[Hologram]

Maybe it's because I've never looked at the stars closely but last night I saw some strange lights up in the sky. This star or whatever was flashing and when I looked through the binoculars I seen all kinds of lights generating from this so called star. These lights were made up of a bunch of different colors(green, yellow, blue, red, orange). Is this a normal occurance?

Yes, it is. Simply put, our atmosphere acts like a prism to the light from stars.

[browng-08]

Neither are dogs yet in some states it is a felony to kick one across the room for costing you thousands of dollars when it pisses on your floor :evil:

Would you kick your baby across the room if it pissed on the floor? :shock:

[Hologram]

Neither are dogs yet in some states it is a felony to kick one across the room for costing you thousands of dollars when it pisses on your floor

Would you kick your baby across the room if it pissed on the floor?

Only if it was soft enough to not hurt my foot.

[strike wolf]

*Writes down names to be reported to the cops.*

[Hologram]

*Writes down names to be reported to the cops.*

Bahahaha, jokes on you. The cops are all in on my baby-kicking exploits. I have them over every Tuesday to kick around babies that pee on my carpet.