joke time

by **william18** on Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:23 pm

Ohh, racist jokes. Im just gonna sit back and read them. This thread will probably be locked though.

by **jonesthecurl** on Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:23 pm

Why does shortshorts smell?
so blind people can hate him too.

by **Senfive** on Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:48 pm

jonesthecurl wrote:Why does shortshorts smell?
so blind people can hate him too.

$\:D/$ $\:D/$ :lol:

by **jonesthecurl** on Sun Sep 14, 2008 10:38 pm

Oh dear. Once again the joke fails if the post it responds to is gone.
But thank you whoever deleted them.

by **apey** on Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:23 pm

this man gave his wife blood to save her life a few years later they got divorced
He wanted all his blood back so she threw him a tampon and said I will pay you in monthly installments

Yes I realize that is disgusting but it's funny

by **animorpherv1** on Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:50 pm

Why did the checkicen cross the road?

So she could slap her cheating husband!

by **Fircoal** on Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:04 pm

animorpherv1 wrote:Why did the checkicen cross the road?

So she could slap her cheating husband!

Why did Ani cross the road?

So I could slap him like the chicken

by **Eigidansei** on Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:21 pm

How do Chinese people remember their kids names?

They throw a pot down the stairs

by **wrinkled sausage** on Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:06 am

Eigidansei wrote:How do Chinese people remember their kids names?

They throw a pot down the stairs

How do Chinese people remember their kid's names?

It's not hard, they only have one anyway.

fix'd

by **animorpherv1** on Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:30 pm

Fircoal wrote:
animorpherv1 wrote:Why did the checkicen cross the road?

So she could slap her cheating husband!

Why did Ani cross the road?

So I could slap him like the chicken

Why did Fircoal cross the road? So he could get squished by a really fat guy (you liked it Fircoal, tell us)

by **william18** on Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:45 pm

Why am I the author, this is really screwed up.

by **jonesthecurl** on Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:50 pm

william18 wrote:Why am I the author, this is really screwed up.

Cos the arse who started it was unpersoned.

by **Fircoal** on Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:55 pm

animorpherv1 wrote:
Fircoal wrote:
animorpherv1 wrote:Why did the checkicen cross the road?

So she could slap her cheating husband!

Why did Ani cross the road?

So I could slap him like the chicken

Why did Fircoal cross the road? So he could get squished by a really fat guy (you liked it Fircoal, tell us)

LIES