Movie quote retort game

[jonesthecurl]

"Women are notoriously apt to get off the track: no man was ever diverted from the gratification of his desires by a parchment shade lamp."

James Thurber, Is Sex Necessary?

[Snorri1234]

Bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks.

-Drs. Snoop Doggy Dogg

[mandyb]

since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a women. I wonder why we take from women, why we rape our women, do we hate our women? I think its time we killed for our women, be real to our women, try to heal our women, cus if we dont we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies, who make the babies. And since a man can't make one he has no right to tell a women when and where to create one.

Tupac ( not your average rapper)

[Snorri1234]

That's why I fucked your bitch
You fat motherfucker

-Tupac.

[Sackett58]

Godfrey: There are a great many animals, madam, that are almost human, and ah, vice versa.

My Man Godfrey

[mandyb]

Godfrey: There are a great many animals, madam, that are almost human, and ah, vice versa.

My Man Godfrey

Old Major warns, "Your resolution must never falter. No argument must lead you astray. Never listen when they tell you that Man and the animals have a common interest....we must not come to resemble him...No animal must ever live in a house or sleep in a bed, or wear clothes, or drink alcohol, or smoke tobacco, or touch money, or engage in trade."

George Orwell, animal farm.

[Sackett58]

Cornelius: [reading from the sacred scrolls of the apes] Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

Planet of the Apes

[vtmarik]

Cornelius: [reading from the sacred scrolls of the apes] Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

Planet of the Apes

Hopkins: "Dear sir, you are without any doubt a rogue, a rascal, a villain, a thief, a scoundrel, and a mean, dirty, stinking, sniveling, sneaking, pimping, pocket picking, Christable no-good son of a bitch."

1776

[Sackett58]

Ugarte: You despise me, don't you?

Casablanca

[vtmarik]

"Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns. That is a direct quote."

10 Things I Hate About you.

[Sackett58]

Shrek: Can't we just settle this over a pint?

[vtmarik]

"It comes in pints? I'm getting one!"

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

[Sackett58]

Bluto: Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.

Animal House

[vtmarik]

"Do you take shekels? Just got back from a trip to Israel and all I got's a fistful of shekels."

The Hebrew Hammer

[Sackett58]

Nefretiri: Oh, Moses, Moses, why of all men did I fall in love with a prince of fools?

The Ten Commandments

[vtmarik]

"Oh lighten up Charlie, you've got a pickle up your ass again..."

So I married an axe murderer

[Curmudgeonx]

"Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a "bitch". And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or "shiv", and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria! "

So I Married an Axe Murderer

[mandyb]

People hurt the ones they love. That's how it is all around the world.

The Green Mile

[Sackett58]

Armand: I accepted her favors because I thought she loved me. I had her make sacrifices for me when there were others who had more to give. But bear witness, I owe her nothing. Take it, come on, take it! Buy camellias, buy diamonds, horses and carriages, buy moonlight, buy a grave!

Camille

[mandyb]

I don't care how you treat me. I don't mind your swearing at me. I shouldn't mind a black eye; I've had one before this. But I won't be passed over!

My Fair Lady

[Sackett58]

Petruchio: Women are made to bear, and so are you!

The Taming of the Shrew

[mandyb]

Don't point that finger at me unless you intend to use it.

The Odd Couple

[Sackett58]

Wing Fat: Don't tell me what I can do, or I'll have my mustache eat your beard.

What's Up, Tiger Lily?

[mandyb]

Some day you're gonna get bitch-slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it.


10 things I hate about you

[Sackett58]

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?



Aliens