your telling me, and many I would rather forget!pimpdave wrote:Maybe it IS that kind of forum...
I could tell some stories about some funny or fucked up "encounters" I've had.
Ever had an encounter with a girl?
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I had an encounter with a transvestite, a midget and a donkey once... Good times, good times...
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hecter wrote:I had an encounter with a transvestite, a midget and a donkey once... Good times, good times...
That was you????
Hey, did you ever get paid? Dude said he needed to go get his wallet and never came back. I had to take the subway back home dressed up like a frickin' "breakfast sausage." I was going to just call for a cab, but dude must have forgot to come back and pay me.
Afterwards I looked everywhere, but I wasn't really sure where to find him. You wouldn't think that there are that many little people in the city either. Anyway, if you know how to get in touch with him, I'd appreciate it.
Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?
johnnyrotten wrote:
Never have..... have you?
Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?
hecter wrote:I had an encounter with a transvestite, a midget and a donkey once... Good times, good times...
If u turn the lights off in this place, she shines just like a star!
Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?
why are u doin that with a donkey?
If u turn the lights off in this place, she shines just like a star!
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The Donkey didn't actually "participate." Some people like it when animals watch.
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I'd much rather invite the donkey again than that damn midget... The donkey was upbeat and playful about the whole situation, but the midget was just demanding and angry...ccm87 wrote:why are u doin that with a donkey?
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Damn you! I got some bloody retarded mutated monkey. IT had 3 eyes goddamit! I had to kill it with a trowel afterwardshecter wrote:I'd much rather invite the donkey again than that damn midget... The donkey was upbeat and playful about the whole situation, but the midget was just demanding and angry...ccm87 wrote:why are u doin that with a donkey?
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This thread makes me all warm and tingly... Hecter stop touching me!

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