Ever had an encounter with a girl?
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johnnyrotten
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Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?
A what?
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Those things with the big chest that you see on the bus. They have a tendency to spray stingy liquid into your eyes. At least, that's been my experience with them...Snorri1234 wrote:A what?
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Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?
Hec, you'll have to get some sunglasses and then they won't know you're leering at them.
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Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?
I saw nippleage once.
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Thanks to that nice chap with the hammer-thingy and wig I can't go close enough to any so that they can spray me. Be jealous.hecter wrote:Those things with the big chest that you see on the bus. They have a tendency to spray stingy liquid into your eyes. At least, that's been my experience with them...Snorri1234 wrote:A what?
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Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?
HammerMan was always the most prudish.
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I've had too many to be proud of, but too few to be a legend of lechery like Wilt Chamberlain.
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Good idea!DAZMCFC wrote:Hec, you'll have to get some sunglasses and then they won't know you're leering at them.
I touched a boob yesterday...freddyfarce wrote:I saw nippleage once.
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No one will ever believe that!
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I do ^^freddyfarce wrote:No one will ever believe that!
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freddyfarce
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Good enough for me! You are now a god.
So do they really feel like putty?
So do they really feel like putty?
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They're firm yet soft... Like the best pillow you'll ever have...freddyfarce wrote:Good enough for me! You are now a god.
So do they really feel like putty?
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Shiiiiiiiiiiit...and pillows too! Truly, you are blessed.
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saw a penis once
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hecter
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I've got one.freddyfarce wrote:saw a penis once
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freddyfarce
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yeah, right! you had me going for a second.hecter wrote:I've got one.freddyfarce wrote:saw a penis once
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Damn! You're a clever one freddy!freddyfarce wrote:yeah, right! you had me going for a second.hecter wrote:I've got one.freddyfarce wrote:saw a penis once
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Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?
clever as Bush at the Annual Mensa meeting
Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?
girl??
is that the thing they made to carry vagina
i heard that they wanted that vagina thing
to be independant
but changed their mind
dont know why...
is that the thing they made to carry vagina
i heard that they wanted that vagina thing
to be independant
but changed their mind
dont know why...
Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?
Once, a very long time ago...you wouldn't believe it if I told you.
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Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?
Bags of sand, I thought.freddyfarce wrote:Good enough for me! You are now a god.
So do they really feel like putty?
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Re: Ever had an encounter with a girl?
Yup. got that right.DaGip wrote:Once, a very long time ago...you wouldn't believe it if I told you.
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Ooh you little tease you.heavenly29 wrote:I did once but thats not a story for this forum
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Maybe it IS that kind of forum...
I could tell some stories about some funny or fucked up "encounters" I've had.
I could tell some stories about some funny or fucked up "encounters" I've had.
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