Anti-Jesus freaks

by **morph** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:25 pm

i think i like salv here already, but ontop of that um salv, he wasnt calling anyone scatters (not even sure you can call someone a scatter and it be bad, then again i guess it could be said that when you call someone a scatter that they take sh*ts.. hmm anyways >.>) scatter as in disperse...

by **salvadevinemasse** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:19 pm

morph wrote:i think i like salv here already, but ontop of that um salv, he wasnt calling anyone scatters (not even sure you can call someone a scatter and it be bad, then again i guess it could be said that when you call someone a scatter that they take sh*ts.. hmm anyways >.>) scatter as in disperse...

Thank Morph, Your not bad yourself

I started understanding it a little more after jay explained it.. I still wonder why hes doing bible verses in an anti-christ room though... and as I said once last I checked I was a girl. My b/f can tell you himself! But no offense taken because I know people and s/ns can be confusing!

Salva-

by **jay_a2j** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:40 pm

salvadevinemasse wrote:Only bearded men in the old jewish faith can be married, and those who are not married are not allowed to have beards.Therefore I am correct because jesus did have a beard..

Says who? How do you know Jesus had a beard? Let me guess, you saw a picture of him with a beard? :roll:

(He wasn't caucasion either, he was Hebrew so probably had olive color skin....I know, the picture says he's white) :wink:

by **salvadevinemasse** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:48 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:Only bearded men in the old jewish faith can be married, and those who are not married are not allowed to have beards.Therefore I am correct because jesus did have a beard..

Says who? How do you know Jesus had a beard? Let me guess, you saw a picture of him with a beard?

(He wasn't caucasion either, he was Hebrew so probably had olive color skin....I know, the picture says he's white)

Jay-
Isnt this a duh thing.. yeah so I saw a damn picture what are you gonna say next.. any picture is void just as a check you intend on not cashing.. woohoo! I know hes not white I'm not an idiot.. He was closer to black then he was white..

so there! lol I still say I'm having a party in hell though and that you cant win! so ha!!

Salva-

by **heavycola** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:54 pm

jay_a2j wrote:Stop reading the Davinci Code... its FICTION. Jesus was without sin.

But the Exorcist is fer REAL!

by **stinkycheese** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:18 pm

jay_a2j wrote:Jesus was without sin.

Prove it. "Because the bible says so" is not sufficient proof.

by **salvadevinemasse** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:16 pm

heavycola wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Stop reading the Davinci Code... its FICTION. Jesus was without sin.

But the Exorcist is fer REAL!

LMAO! Yes, it was real... now if only someone would really spin their head around like linda blair did...damn that was weird!!

Salva-

by **salvadevinemasse** on Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:17 pm

stinkycheese wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Jesus was without sin.

Prove it. "Because the bible says so" is not sufficient proof.

Well said.. I like your thinking here.. Hear that Jay they want proof.. Better hire a detective ...

hehe

Salva-

by **morph** on Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:45 am

Jay are you saying the idol that christians worship (christ on the cross) to represent God is a false idol, because if so then you are going to hell, o hell everyone is going to hell because of worshiping a false idol... i mean, i idol that is made to represent Christ, the son of god and god incarnate, but is false looking, means that the idol is false... soo i think Jay you are stuck.... between saying everyone is going to hell, and accepting that Christ was married...

by **reverend_kyle** on Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:49 am

jay_a2j wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Matthew 12:30
"He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me scatters." (NIV)

ummm,yes thats right convert people by telling us we are scatters! Is that supposed to be a threat posted in the bible there? scatters.. hmm you mean like a leaf in the wind and like animals do when people are hunting them and so on and so on..

Why are you putting bible quotes in an anti-jesus freak room? Aren't you supposed to be putting something I dont know...un-god like in here?

Look Jesus was a man just like you guys are! He lied, he burped, he was married, I'm sure he had at least 1 kid?unles our dear Jesus was shooting blanks...god forbid our wonderful Jesus be sterile..

I know for a fact he was married, back in the old days a jew could not grow a beard without being married! So no matter what everyone wants to believe HE WAS MARRIED! To boot He was normal he lied he burped and oh yes people he did fart I promise that to you all! What goes in must come out at some point! (...opps didnt mean to say point , bad joke..)

anyways he was put up on a cross went into a coma and recovered.. So yeah If i get put into a coma can someone make me a religion too? I'll try to walk on water for you and trun water to wine that way I'm just as "worthy" as he is...okay?

Salva-

LOL. The verse is refering to a HARVEST (of souls). Either you "gather" them into the Kingdom of God or you "scatter" them. Jesus was not married and had no children. Stop reading the Davinci Code... its FICTION. Jesus was without sin.

is having a wife and kid sin?

by **morph** on Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:50 am

salvadevinemasse wrote:
morph wrote:i think i like salv here already, but ontop of that um salv, he wasnt calling anyone scatters (not even sure you can call someone a scatter and it be bad, then again i guess it could be said that when you call someone a scatter that they take sh*ts.. hmm anyways >.>) scatter as in disperse...

Thank Morph, Your not bad yourself I started understanding it a little more after jay explained it.. I still wonder why hes doing bible verses in an anti-christ room though... and as I said once last I checked I was a girl. My b/f can tell you himself! But no offense taken because I know people and s/ns can be confusing!

Salva-

Salva we are not anti christ, we are anti-jesus freaks, you know that jesus freaks thread... no no no, we are soo tight with Jesus, he is our homeboy and we represent yo... lol well at least more then the jesus freaks, i mean at least our clan (if it ever gets started) will be closer to Christ's ideals then the jesus freaks, as we will accept everyone, and care for everyone, and respect everyone... where as the Jesus freaks, will not accept everyone, will sit there and sayin "your wrong, you need to change your ideas" and they are about discrimination... and with some members as bigimists... eh there dosnt look to be much promise..

by **salvadevinemasse** on Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:01 pm

morph wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
morph wrote:i think i like salv here already, but ontop of that um salv, he wasnt calling anyone scatters (not even sure you can call someone a scatter and it be bad, then again i guess it could be said that when you call someone a scatter that they take sh*ts.. hmm anyways >.>) scatter as in disperse...

Thank Morph, Your not bad yourself I started understanding it a little more after jay explained it.. I still wonder why hes doing bible verses in an anti-christ room though... and as I said once last I checked I was a girl. My b/f can tell you himself! But no offense taken because I know people and s/ns can be confusing!

Salva-

Salva we are not anti christ, we are anti-jesus freaks, you know that jesus freaks thread... no no no, we are soo tight with Jesus, he is our homeboy and we represent yo... lol well at least more then the jesus freaks, i mean at least our clan (if it ever gets started) will be closer to Christ's ideals then the jesus freaks, as we will accept everyone, and care for everyone, and respect everyone... where as the Jesus freaks, will not accept everyone, will sit there and sayin "your wrong, you need to change your ideas" and they are about discrimination... and with some members as bigimists... eh there dosnt look to be much promise..

Morph-
Whats the difference? lol. Jesus and christ are the same person last I knew! I keep picturing you as someone around 40-60 years old, because of your picture, then you surprise me with words like homeboy, represent and yo.. lol. I can understand the threads copncept though, so I'll try to be a little better about my wording sometimes! okay?

Salva-

by **Sammy gags** on Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:08 pm

christ is god's son, jesus was a man...in most religions they r the same but not in all

by **salvadevinemasse** on Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:26 pm

Sammy gags wrote:christ is god's son, jesus was a man...in most religions they r the same but not in all

Oh, okay! Thanks for explaining the difference to me.

Salva-

by **morph** on Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:30 pm

no i mean, we arnt against Jesus Christ, we are against the people trying to start the Jesus Freaks clan...

by **salvadevinemasse** on Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:05 pm

okay

love salva

by **MeDeFe** on Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:31 am

Sort of anti-(Jesus Freaks).

No sane person would call himself a freak anyway.

by **vtmarik** on Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:45 am

MeDeFe wrote:Sort of anti-(Jesus Freaks).

No sane person would call himself a freak anyway.

Who said that freaks were sane?

by **MeDeFe** on Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:04 am

That's sort of the implication of my last statement.

by **salvadevinemasse** on Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:42 pm

vtmarik wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:Sort of anti-(Jesus Freaks).

No sane person would call himself a freak anyway.

Who said that freaks were sane?

VTMarik-
Good point! Freaks are not all sane in this unsane world we like to call home!!

We can only hope they know how to survive.. after all the freaks are the best part of this socity!! (meaning are more interesting then most "sane" people! Thats just my opinion though!!)

Salva-

by **Aradhus** on Mon Nov 27, 2006 4:02 pm

For the record I am not just anti Jesus freak, I am also anti jesus. He was either a liar or a lunatic, or both. Plus, his brand of bullshit just isn't constructive. It doesn't solve real problems. The only smart thing to pop out the bible was that whole 'love your neighbour' thing. I do, till her husband gets home.

by **vtmarik** on Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:35 pm

Aradhus wrote:For the record I am not just anti Jesus freak, I am also anti jesus. He was either a liar or a lunatic, or both. Plus, his brand of bullshit just isn't constructive. It doesn't solve real problems. The only smart thing to pop out the bible was that whole 'love your neighbour' thing. I do, till her husband gets home.

Well, Jesus was an illusionist to a certain degree (I've seen Criss Angel walk on water, does that make him Jesus?) but he was far ahead of his or even our time it seems. It's not his stuff that isn't constructive, its just that the people who've co-opted his message only serve to make him look bad.

by **morph** on Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:23 pm

hehe fun stuff, i think the jesus freak clan might have died as there hasnt been a posting in their thread in a bit... then again they got a website, so who wants to be all covert and find out lol

by **morph** on Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:00 pm

i shall let this thread die when the jesus freaks thread dies... everytime a post gets put on jesus freaks i shall find this thread and post so it gets some attention as well...

by **salvadevinemasse** on Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:20 pm

Morph, you rule! I still love your comics that you post!!

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