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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:35 am

Then the Jesus freaks should ESPECIALLY welcome people who do not believe in a god and try to convert them.
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Postby jay_a2j on Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:39 am

MeDeFe wrote:Then the Jesus freaks should ESPECIALLY welcome people who do not believe in a god and try to convert them.


We will, and when they convert they can join. :wink:
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Postby MeDeFe on Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:04 am

I thought you were out of the Jesus Freaks group?
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Postby morph on Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:51 pm

ya one problem with that Jay is the fact that caleb dosnt want anyone in who has a female for a preacher, and the Jesus freaks clan has already agreed that everyone who joins must believe in jeuss (hell they drew up a thing that you have to agree with and i suppose say about believing in jesus and stuff before you can join) they are compleatly opposite of Jesus, if anything the anti-jesus freaks are more close to jesus then the jesus freaks for one reason, and that is because we will accept anyone into our clan and the jesus freaks wont!

Jay, id love to have you join us, as rev kyle said, and qeee1 said, we are not against jesus, just against the jesus freaks clan!
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Postby jay_a2j on Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:07 pm

(hmmm wonders if this is close to what it was like for Jesus being tempted in the desert) I'll pass thanks. If the JF Clan is for Jesus and you are against the JF Clan, guess what? (I'll let you figure that one out) :wink:


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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:33 am

jay_a2j wrote:(hmmm wonders if this is close to what it was like for Jesus being tempted in the desert) I'll pass thanks. If the JF Clan is for Jesus and you are against the JF Clan, guess what? (I'll let you figure that one out) :wink:


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Find where jesus said that.. its more of a dubya quote.. and if a clan for jesus isnt following in the ways of the savior being against them isnt being against god.. and I believe your clan has fallen agianst ti.
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:14 am

Yeah, the first person I thought of was also dubya when I read that small quotation.
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Postby Ninja Kid on Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:14 am

You guys should look into the JC Warriors... they are pretty nondenom

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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:18 am

Isn't jargo pretty christian?
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Postby jay_a2j on Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:12 am

Matthew 12:30
"He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me scatters." (NIV)
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Postby stinkycheese on Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:59 am

jay_a2j wrote:Matthew 12:30
"He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me scatters." (NIV)


Apparently Jesus was not the wisest of men...or most logical. That's a false dichotomy. :roll:
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Postby qeee1 on Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:02 pm

Damn Jesus and his logical fallicies. I blame Matthew.
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Postby Jargo The Axe on Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:58 pm

I like to think I am very Christian. But only God can answer that for 100% certain.
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Postby MeDeFe on Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:13 pm

And wasn't there something about your clan maybe fusioning with the Jesus-Freaks? I think I can remember some post like that in the other thread.
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Postby The Newb on Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:42 pm

The JC Warriors? no..... ohhh i know what your talking about. Jargo said that if people didn't like a policy of the Jesus Freaks they should look into us. but he also said it's cool if they stay cuz havin another Christian clan around willbe nice
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Postby morph on Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:50 pm

Tell us more of the JC Warriors way, as it should seem to me if they are primairily a christian group yet accepting of all... we may just have what the JF should be modeling themselves on....
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Postby vtmarik on Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:52 pm

qeee1 wrote:Damn Jesus and his logical fallicies. I blame Matthew.


Leave Matthew out of this, if it weren't for him I'd have a different name.
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Postby morph on Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:46 pm

My cousin's name is Mathew, his younger brother is named Luke and my uncle is named John.... now my aunt (who got my uncle into being a Roman Catholic) is named Robin... hmmm.... it was rumoured jesus had a wife named Mary M...... now you would think she might just change her name to run with it...
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Postby qeee1 on Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:13 am

vtmarik wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Damn Jesus and his logical fallicies. I blame Matthew.


Leave Matthew out of this, if it weren't for him I'd have a different name.


oh noes...
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Postby vtmarik on Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:50 am

qeee1 wrote:
vtmarik wrote:
qeee1 wrote:Damn Jesus and his logical fallicies. I blame Matthew.


Leave Matthew out of this, if it weren't for him I'd have a different name.


oh noes...


Yeah, I'd probably be named Ambrose...

Ambrose Bierce wrote:CHRISTIAN, n.
One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

RELIGION, n.
A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.

"What is your religion my son?" inquired the Archbishop of Rheims.

"Pardon, monseigneur," replied Rochebriant; "I am ashamed of it."

"Then why do you not become an atheist?"

"Impossible! I should be ashamed of atheism."

"In that case, monsieur, you should join the Protestants."


EVANGELIST, n.
A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.

SATAN, n.
One of the Creator's lamentable mistakes, repented in sashcloth and axes. Being instated as an archangel, Satan made himself multifariously objectionable and was finally expelled from Heaven.

Halfway in his descent he paused, bent his head in thought a moment and at last went back. "There is one favor that I should like to ask," said he.

"Name it."

"Man, I understand, is about to be created. He will need laws."

"What, wretch! you his appointed adversary, charged from the dawn of eternity with hatred of his soul -- you ask for the right to make his laws?"

"Pardon; what I have to ask is that he be permitted to make them himself."

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Postby MeDeFe on Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:51 am

I think Ambrose is my new favourite name, very entertaining reading.
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:23 pm

jay_a2j wrote:Matthew 12:30
"He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me scatters." (NIV)


ummm,yes thats right convert people by telling us we are scatters! Is that supposed to be a threat posted in the bible there? scatters.. hmm you mean like a leaf in the wind and like animals do when people are hunting them and so on and so on..

Why are you putting bible quotes in an anti-jesus freak room? Aren't you supposed to be putting something I dont know...un-god like in here?

Look Jesus was a man just like you guys are! He lied, he burped, he was married, I'm sure he had at least 1 kid?unles our dear Jesus was shooting blanks...god forbid our wonderful Jesus be sterile..

I know for a fact he was married, back in the old days a jew could not grow a beard without being married! So no matter what everyone wants to believe HE WAS MARRIED! To boot He was normal he lied he burped and oh yes people he did fart I promise that to you all! What goes in must come out at some point! (...opps didnt mean to say point , bad joke..)

anyways he was put up on a cross went into a coma and recovered.. So yeah If i get put into a coma can someone make me a religion too? I'll try to walk on water for you and trun water to wine that way I'm just as "worthy" as he is...okay?

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Postby MeDeFe on Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:42 am

He didn't even have to go into a coma, an elaborate PR campaign could have done the trick, too.
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Postby jay_a2j on Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:41 am

salvadevinemasse wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Matthew 12:30
"He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me scatters." (NIV)


ummm,yes thats right convert people by telling us we are scatters! Is that supposed to be a threat posted in the bible there? scatters.. hmm you mean like a leaf in the wind and like animals do when people are hunting them and so on and so on..

Why are you putting bible quotes in an anti-jesus freak room? Aren't you supposed to be putting something I dont know...un-god like in here?

Look Jesus was a man just like you guys are! He lied, he burped, he was married, I'm sure he had at least 1 kid?unles our dear Jesus was shooting blanks...god forbid our wonderful Jesus be sterile..

I know for a fact he was married, back in the old days a jew could not grow a beard without being married! So no matter what everyone wants to believe HE WAS MARRIED! To boot He was normal he lied he burped and oh yes people he did fart I promise that to you all! What goes in must come out at some point! (...opps didnt mean to say point , bad joke..)

anyways he was put up on a cross went into a coma and recovered.. So yeah If i get put into a coma can someone make me a religion too? I'll try to walk on water for you and trun water to wine that way I'm just as "worthy" as he is...okay?

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LOL. The verse is refering to a HARVEST (of souls). Either you "gather" them into the Kingdom of God or you "scatter" them. Jesus was not married and had no children. Stop reading the Davinci Code... its FICTION. Jesus was without sin. :P
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Postby salvadevinemasse on Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:24 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
salvadevinemasse wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Matthew 12:30
"He who is not with me is against me, and he who does not gather with me scatters." (NIV)


ummm,yes thats right convert people by telling us we are scatters! Is that supposed to be a threat posted in the bible there? scatters.. hmm you mean like a leaf in the wind and like animals do when people are hunting them and so on and so on..

Why are you putting bible quotes in an anti-jesus freak room? Aren't you supposed to be putting something I dont know...un-god like in here?

Look Jesus was a man just like you guys are! He lied, he burped, he was married, I'm sure he had at least 1 kid?unles our dear Jesus was shooting blanks...god forbid our wonderful Jesus be sterile..

I know for a fact he was married, back in the old days a jew could not grow a beard without being married! So no matter what everyone wants to believe HE WAS MARRIED! To boot He was normal he lied he burped and oh yes people he did fart I promise that to you all! What goes in must come out at some point! (...opps didnt mean to say point , bad joke..)

anyways he was put up on a cross went into a coma and recovered.. So yeah If i get put into a coma can someone make me a religion too? I'll try to walk on water for you and trun water to wine that way I'm just as "worthy" as he is...okay?

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LOL. The verse is refering to a HARVEST (of souls). Either you "gather" them into the Kingdom of God or you "scatter" them. Jesus was not married and had no children. Stop reading the Davinci Code... its FICTION. Jesus was without sin. :P


I cant find it at the moment.. been having to much fun over here drinking my wine and cant find the site again..However I did find a website that said: Only bearded men in the old jewish faith can be married, and those who are not married are not allowed to have beards Therefore I am correct because jesus did have a beard..
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