Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted, but once you realize how boring you sound, you never talk again.

I wish people never lied.

[strike wolf]

Granted but now all the world leaders tell each other what they really think about them and a world war breaks out.

I wish this world war was prevented.

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted. You go to bed and wake up to find that it never happened. Then you really wake up to find that you were just dreaming.

I wish I had perfect vision.

[Eigidansei]

too bad. i do too

I wish i had 20/20 vision. (mine is currently 20/800)

[bryguy]

no. (mostly cause i have no clue what your talking about)



i wish that nobody could corrupt any more wishes in this thread

[animorpherv1]

Wish granted, but you forget the "not" part.

I wish for lemon meringue pie.

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted, but it's so sour that your face puckers up and gets stuck that way.

I wish that genuinely good t.v. shows never got canceled before their time.

[shadowsteel9]

granted, but youre idea of genuinely good and the rest of the world's idea are different. so we are stuck with shows like greg the bunny, that 80's show, the skidz, and all in the family.

I wish FRIENDS was back on the air

[strike wolf]

Granted but the show sucks (as it did before it was cancelled).

I wish I owned a zoo.

[jonesthecurl]

Granted. But nobody else understands you.

Bugger, i wish i knew what strike wolf was talking about...

[jay_a2j]

Granted, but you are the only one.


I wish more people read their Bible.

[The Weird One]

Granted, but they only read the old testament and end up killing each other off for minor things that turn out to require stoning.

I wihs I cood spel.

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted, but then you have no idea what to write.

I wish all my favorite movies came on whenever I watched t.v.

[The Weird One]

granted, but you get bored with them and have nothing to watch on tv

I wish that I could get a good amount of sleep

[jay_a2j]

Granted but you never wake up.







I wish there was world peace.

[strike wolf]

Granted but it's only because everyone is dead.

I wish everyone would come back to life.

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted, but this includes many dictators and crazies, so everyone ends up dead again.

I wish breast implants never got invented.

[jay_a2j]

Granted, but men find themselves shifting their interest to sports and cars more than ever.



I wish that no more children would starve in the world.

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted, but as the number of surviving children increase so does the odds that they'll be a-holes when they become adults.

I wish MadTV was still funny.

[strike wolf]

Granted Madtv is now funnier than it ever was, but as a result SNL gets cancelled and millions of Americans riot.

I wish there was a movie that every single person in the world agreed was the best of all time.

[shadowsteel9]

granted, but i'ts panic room

I wish that tyson gay's record in the 100m counted

[HapSmo19]

Granted. But it turns out that "Gay" isn't just his name and it's not the 100m record you're thinking of.



I wish I had a free-range tyranosaur ranch.

[PoopooBrain]

Granted. but a meteorite hits the Earth and they become extinct.....again

I wish this thread would just close

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted, but then I start it up again.

I wish I knew how to make the best fried chicken.

[shadowsteel9]

granted, but you are assassinated by conel sandars before you can sell it

I wish for cherries