Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[bryguy]

granted, but nothing bad comes of it.




i wish for a penny! a nice, shiny, new, green with yellow polka dots penny!

[apey]

granted but it is mistaken for a counterfeit coin and the feds take it

I wish I was 17 again

[Eigidansei]

granted, but its a spell that makes u that for 1 minute, and 201 for the rest of your life

[Joodoo]

you forgot to make a wish...

[bryguy]

granted and granted, but u both disappear, never to be seen/touched again



i wish i was rich

[strike wolf]

granted but you're still miserable.

I wish I lived in Wyoming.

[Frop]

Granted, but Wyoming turns into New Jersey after you move there.

[Eigidansei]

forgot to make a wish


I wish that orange juice was the square root of 7

[HapSmo19]

Granted but now the square root of seven is contaminated with salmonella.


I wish Al Gore would go save Mars.

[bryguy]

granted but he suffocates on the way there (no oxygen in space, and he was dumb and forgot his space suit)




i wish that obama will not get any votes during the elections this year

[strike wolf]

Granted but Ron Paul becomes president and consequently we all get killed.

I wish Wyoming was Wyoming and not New Jersey.

[Joodoo]

Granted, but Dubya hates Wyoming so much he incorporates it into New Jersey (somehow). Thus, the state of "New Wyosey" is created.

I wish for peace in Darfur.

[strike wolf]

Granted but it's only because we nuked it so badly that it and all land for the next 1300 miles have become completely inhabitable.

I wish Bush wasn't such an idiot.

[Eigidansei]

too bad.

I wish apple pie

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted, but it was made from the apple that Snow White bit and you end up in a glass box in the woods.

I wish that a planet that could support humans and other Earth life was discovered.

[bryguy]

granted, everyone starts celebrating, and then suddenly a giant death star appears out of nowhere and destroys it

I wish Bush wasn't such an idiot.

since nobody really granted this...


granted. nothing happens.


i wish i could think and not forget a wish that is not corruptable

[strike wolf]

Granted but you never get the chance to say it.

I wish I was famous.

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted, but you're famous for marrying a farm animal.

I wish ice cream didn't melt until you ate it.

[skaterchild3]

Granted, but you get an eternal case of brain freeze

I wish I wasen't a cook.

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted, but in a deliberate misunderstanding, you starve to death because you don't know how to prepare food.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of pineapple and cherry Gummi bears.

[shadowsteel9]

granted but you choke on the first one you eat and die

I wish for a signed doobie brothers album

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted, but they signed it "You suck! Stop buying our music!".

I wish that I had movie tickets that I could use over and over at any theater in the world.

[strike wolf]

Granted but the next day all the movie theaters blow up.

I wish for more pop corn.

[poptartpsycho18]

Granted, but after you finish eating it, you get a piece of the popcorn shell stuck in between your gums and teeth. It develops into an infection after you can't get it out. The infection goes to your brain and you die.

I wish Marilyn Monroe hadn't died.

[strike wolf]

Granted but her drug addiction has gotten so bad that she looks like she 190.

I wish that I knew what I was talking about.