Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

[ignotus]

you get a stick (obviously).



I insert this forum!

[bryguy]

you get a container of spam (its a type of food i believe)


I insert spamalot

[shadowsteel9]

you receive a vampire rabbit

I insert seussical

[bryguy]

u get a telephone, you answer it, it explodes



i insert the vending machine of doom into itself

[shadowsteel9]

you receive 21 american flags

I insert Iceman

[jonesthecurl]

you get ice, man.

I insert childrenswear

[shadowsteel9]

you receive a life size stormtrooper

I insert a lightsaber

[animorpherv1]

You get Angelina Jolie.

I insert a child rapist

[william18]

you recieve The Prowler (hence the name)


I put in 65 quarters.

[Joodoo]

you get counterfeit coins

I insert Dubya

[shadowsteel9]

you recieve three pens.

I insert a shotput

[Joodoo]

you get a bomb

I insert a credit card

[bryguy]

you get your identity stolen



i insert all the stuff i bought with joodoo's money

[shadowsteel9]

you recieve a slap on the wrist and community service

I insert a steelers mousepad

[bryguy]

you get a steel mousetrap




i insert the words "of DOOM!!!!!" into the vending machine

[shadowsteel9]

you recieve the words of MOOD

i insert blue shooting visors

[bryguy]

you get a go to jail monopoly card, and u look up and your in jail


i insert a box within a box within a box within a box within a box within a box within a cone within a ball within a box within a Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!! thread within conquerclub within the internet within the army within the computer within a building on top of the world within the air within the wind within the clouds within the atmosphere within outer space within the galaxy within the universe

[apey]

and you get back packing peanuts

I insert a bottle of shampoo

[bryguy]

you get a wig, and suddenly your bald



i insert some scissors

[apey]

and you get back paper snowflakes


I insert a big mac

[gdeangel]

You get back a 300lb fat guy's ass.

I insert a package of tofu.

[bryguy]

you get a cow that isnt a cow

[shadowsteel9]

you insert nothing so you recieve $100,000 in pennies

I insert a juicebox

[bryguy]

you get counterfeit money and get taken away to jail for the next 100,000,000 years



i insert $100,000 in pennies!

[shadowsteel9]

You recieve $100,000 in yen

I insert the band Journey