how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
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I love ask a ninja! I laugh until I'm in tears. I must have missed the how many licks podcast though.....vtmarik wrote:You are all quite mistaken. As I have learned from a great [url=http://www,askaninja.com]Ninja[/url], it takes 5,000 licks to the center, and by center i mean the stick. No chewing, biting, or scraping with the teeth allowed.
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It's in the text behind the meditating ninja in the Doogtoons Asks a Ninja 3 I believe. The one before the Matrix one.kbchilla wrote:I love ask a ninja! I laugh until I'm in tears. I must have missed the how many licks podcast though.....
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
Well, I've tried several times, and it usually takes me between 450-650 licks.

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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
Was this REALLY necessary?Ditocoaf wrote:Well, I've tried several times, and it usually takes me between 450-650 licks.
"Eh, whatever."
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
Lol, wow, over 2 years between posts. How the hell did you find this thread?muy_thaiguy wrote:Was this REALLY necessary?Ditocoaf wrote:Well, I've tried several times, and it usually takes me between 450-650 licks.

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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
Where else do you go to gravedig, but the graveyard? I clicked on the little "156" in the corner, and found this quite amusing thread about tootsie pops. I always like to contribute.
Now can we please return to the topic? Nobody likes a hijacked thread.
Now can we please return to the topic? Nobody likes a hijacked thread.

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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
Lol ok that's awesome. I say about 12 licks until I get bored and eat the damn thing.

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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
98% of threads in here are hi-jacked at one point or another.Ditocoaf wrote:Where else do you go to gravedig, but the graveyard? I clicked on the little "156" in the corner, and found this quite amusing thread about tootsie pops. I always like to contribute.
Now can we please return to the topic? Nobody likes a hijacked thread.
"Eh, whatever."
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
Oh yeah is gravedig even a word?Ditocoaf wrote:Where else do you go to gravedig, but the graveyard? I clicked on the little "156" in the corner, and found this quite amusing thread about tootsie pops. I always like to contribute.
Now can we please return to the topic? Nobody likes a hijacked thread.

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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
yes. yes it was.muy_thaiguy wrote:Was this REALLY necessary?Ditocoaf wrote:Well, I've tried several times, and it usually takes me between 450-650 licks.

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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
Ditocoaf wrote:yes. yes it was.muy_thaiguy wrote:Was this REALLY necessary?Ditocoaf wrote:Well, I've tried several times, and it usually takes me between 450-650 licks.
"Eh, whatever."
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
i got to about 180-ish a long time ago.
then it got boring.
so I just ate it...
then it got boring.
so I just ate it...

Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
Haha, wow, over two years old? I guess the Tootsie Pop is just timeless...
It took me 1,324 licks to get to the center of a sucker, but then I realized it was Charms and not of the Tootsie variety.
It took me 1,324 licks to get to the center of a sucker, but then I realized it was Charms and not of the Tootsie variety.
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
The real question is how many licks to get to the centre of a Jawbreaker.
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
Not just a word but a profession - gravedigger...tubaman wrote:Oh yeah is gravedig even a word?Ditocoaf wrote:Where else do you go to gravedig, but the graveyard? I clicked on the little "156" in the corner, and found this quite amusing thread about tootsie pops. I always like to contribute.
Now can we please return to the topic? Nobody likes a hijacked thread.
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
What's a jawbreaker?william18 wrote:The real question is how many licks to get to the centre of a Jawbreaker.
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
I should make you bite down with everything you have on a jawbreaker for that.MeDeFe wrote:What's a jawbreaker?william18 wrote:The real question is how many licks to get to the centre of a Jawbreaker.
"Eh, whatever."
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
Well, what is it?muy_thaiguy wrote:I should make you bite down with everything you have on a jawbreaker for that.MeDeFe wrote:What's a jawbreaker?william18 wrote:The real question is how many licks to get to the centre of a Jawbreaker.
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
A type of candy that has a tendency to live up to it's name when people forget that it IS a jawbreaker and decide to bite down on it.MeDeFe wrote:Well, what is it?muy_thaiguy wrote:I should make you bite down with everything you have on a jawbreaker for that.MeDeFe wrote:What's a jawbreaker?william18 wrote:The real question is how many licks to get to the centre of a Jawbreaker.
"Eh, whatever."
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Re: how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sucker
Ha thaiguy's pissed.muy_thaiguy wrote:A type of candy that has a tendency to live up to it's name when people forget that it IS a jawbreaker and decide to bite down on it.MeDeFe wrote:Well, what is it?muy_thaiguy wrote:I should make you bite down with everything you have on a jawbreaker for that.MeDeFe wrote:What's a jawbreaker?william18 wrote:The real question is how many licks to get to the centre of a Jawbreaker.


