Spankers Corner [TSM]

by **jiminski** on Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:06 am

BENJIKAT IS DEAD wrote:I'm loving this challenge!!!!

( but we can only speculate what the score might have been by now had we been playing Waterloo, Arms Race and Iraq in the fog instead of these "simpleton" maps )

hahah
We came to a troop decision that we would not include these maps, it was based purely upon our kind hearts and collective altruistic spirit!
We decided that we did not wish to embarrass you on the maps which you had helped make, been instrumental in formulating gameplay for and those boards which you were privy to all of the finer, esoteric points of strategy!
.... we Monki's are just herbivorous, fun loving primates and we take no pleasure in the vanquishing of those who rival us for sustenance

we also give a better class of trash talk ; )

by **BENJIKAT IS DEAD** on Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:42 am

jiminski wrote:we also give a better class of trash talk ; )

I have never once tried to suggest to the contrary... I am well aware that I am incapable of the linguistic gymnastics you are... but you don't get any points for that!!!

...and re all those "esoteric" points of gameplay etc - maybe if you actually...um... tried... those maps then perhaps you too could become "privy" to the finer points... I'm only aware of them through a lot of effort, theorising, and experimentation (... and yes I count following maps through the foundry as "effort")

by **jiminski** on Fri Jun 06, 2008 8:53 am

BENJIKAT IS DEAD wrote:
jiminski wrote:we also give a better class of trash talk ; )

I have never once tried to suggest to the contrary... I am well aware that I am incapable of the linguistic gymnastics you are... but you don't get any points for that!!!

...and re all those "esoteric" points of gameplay etc - maybe if you actually...um... tried... those maps then perhaps you too could become "privy" to the finer points... I'm only aware of them through a lot of effort, theorising, and experimentation (... and yes I count following maps through the foundry as "effort")

heheheh!

just as an aside; is an 'esoteric privy' a toilet that understands the shit i am talking?

Now just so you know, the only time i will agree to play any of these confounding maps, is under your tutelage and on the same team! .. it is better both for my points and my sanity!

by **firstholliday** on Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:05 am

yoohooooooooooooooo

by **nesterdude** on Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:14 pm

BENJIKAT IS DEAD wrote:
jiminski wrote:we also give a better class of trash talk ; )

I have never once tried to suggest to the contrary... I am well aware that I am incapable of the linguistic gymnastics you are... but you don't get any points for that!!!

It's because he's British, it's all they have left...

by **BENJIKAT IS DEAD** on Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:19 pm

nesterdude wrote:It's because he's British, it's all they have left...

Well I am too - so let's not go down that route pls !

by **jiminski** on Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:59 pm

BENJIKAT IS DEAD wrote:
nesterdude wrote:It's because he's British, it's all they have left...

Well I am too - so let's not go down that route pls !

don't discourage Nesters attempts at communication Benji!

His last post shows real progress compared to his "Ghey" phase..... keep working on that 2 syllable annunciated Nester!

"beeeeeeeeee-caaaaaaaauuse" "jiiiiimm-iiii" "Briiiitttt-iiiiiiishhhhhh"

"I am an Ame .. Amiir ....Ameri" ...ok ok a little advanced for the moment!

by **jiminski** on Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:07 pm

jiminski wrote:
BENJIKAT IS DEAD wrote:
nesterdude wrote:It's because he's British, it's all they have left...

Well I am too - so let's not go down that route pls !

don't discourage Nesters attempts at communication Benji!

His last post shows real progress compared to his "Ghey" phase..... keep working on that 2 syllable annunciated Nester!

"beeeeeeeeee-caaaaaaaauuse" "jiiiiimm-iiii" "Briiiitttt-iiiiiiishhhhhh"

"I am an Ame .. Amiir ....Ameri" ...ok ok a little advanced for the moment!

who is that pompous tosser jiminski!?

by **nesterdude** on Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:27 am

HA HA
Well said Jimi

by **KoE_Sirius** on Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:38 am

Jimi do you actually refer to yourself as British?
I don't,I just say I am English or I say I am from London.Most of my mates moved to Spain,because England is Sinking from the American Tourists and all the McDonalds they planted next to the Starbucks Coffee Shops .So they had no choice .

by **nesterdude** on Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:44 am

Yeah we like to exert our influence subversively.

by **jiminski** on Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:10 am

hehe not sure about your fears about US Big-Mac related stealth imperialism, Sirius .. i hate the shite to be honest!

i used British because Nest did.
When asked i say the area i am from. If asked nationality i say English. But i am English, British, European (corny line about being, most of all, a citizen of the world!).. Saying this, these are just small details and i don't give preference to my national identity in the face of superior logic or behaviour. (translates to i get embarrassed if our hooligans trash a town and pee in the town-square fountain.)

by **jiminski** on Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:14 am

jiminski wrote:

MONKI's - 12
LOW - 11

5 LOW Doubles
Game 2304723 - NYC, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2304738 - WWII Eastern Front, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2304751 - Europe, adjacent, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2304772 - World 2.1, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2304780 - Ireland, adjacent, escalating - LOW WIN

10 MONKI Doubles
Game 2349099 - Classic, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN
Game 2349106 - CCU, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2349196 - Classic, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2349302 - Middle East, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2349352 - Civil War, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2350036 - Canada, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2351043 - Australia, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2354402 - Ancient Greece, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2354650 - British isles, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2354653 - Middle East, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN

5 LOW Doubles
Game 2422541 - Alexander's Empire, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2423027 - Germany, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN
Game 2427492 - Cairns Coral Coast, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2439062 - Siege, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2439075 - Classic, adjacent, no cards - LOW WIN

5 MONKI Triples
Game 2493519 - Tamriel, no cards, chained - MONKI WIN
Game 2493250 - Middle Earth, no cards, chained
Game 2498305 - British Isles, no cards, chained - LOW WIN
Game 2534172 - Great Lakes, no cards, chained
Game 2500327 - American Civil War, no cards, chained - MONKI WIN

10 LOW Triples
Game 2573963 - Space no cards chained -
Game 2580044 - Siege! no cards chained -
Game 2579263 - Canada no cards chained -
Game 2573998 - Alex Empire no cards chained -
Game 2578854 - Australia no cards chained -
Game 2574129 - San Francisco no cards chained -
Game 2573189 - Hong Kong no cards chained -
Game 2575243 - Asia esc chained -
Game 2581270 - Germany esc chained -
Game 2580647 - Duck and Cover esc adj -

* Pending win, only act of god and/or chemical attack could prevent the registered outcome

by **Herakilla** on Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:29 pm

lets go monkis!

by **clapper011** on Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:31 pm

the games have been very very close!

by **nesterdude** on Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:25 pm

Skin on skin it seems

by **jiminski** on Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:25 am

jiminski wrote:

MONKI's - 13
LOW - 13

5 LOW Doubles
Game 2304723 - NYC, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2304738 - WWII Eastern Front, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2304751 - Europe, adjacent, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2304772 - World 2.1, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2304780 - Ireland, adjacent, escalating - LOW WIN

10 MONKI Doubles
Game 2349099 - Classic, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN
Game 2349106 - CCU, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2349196 - Classic, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2349302 - Middle East, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2349352 - Civil War, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2350036 - Canada, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2351043 - Australia, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2354402 - Ancient Greece, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2354650 - British isles, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2354653 - Middle East, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN

5 LOW Doubles
Game 2422541 - Alexander's Empire, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2423027 - Germany, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN
Game 2427492 - Cairns Coral Coast, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2439062 - Siege, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2439075 - Classic, adjacent, no cards - LOW WIN

5 MONKI Triples
Game 2493519 - Tamriel, no cards, chained - MONKI WIN
Game 2493250 - Middle Earth, no cards, chained
Game 2498305 - British Isles, no cards, chained - LOW WIN
Game 2534172 - Great Lakes, no cards, chained
Game 2500327 - American Civil War, no cards, chained - MONKI WIN

10 LOW Triples
Game 2573963 - Space no cards chained -
Game 2580044 - Siege! no cards chained -
Game 2579263 - Canada no cards chained - LOW WIN
Game 2573998 - Alex Empire no cards chained - MONKI WIN
Game 2578854 - Australia no cards chained - LOW WIN
Game 2574129 - San Francisco no cards chained -
Game 2573189 - Hong Kong no cards chained -
Game 2575243 - Asia esc chained -
Game 2581270 - Germany esc chained -
Game 2580647 - Duck and Cover esc adj -

* Pending win, only act of god and/or chemical attack could prevent the registered outcome

by **clapper011** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:36 pm

We are now a closed Clan, as we are pretty much big enough, if you do still wish to try to join the Monki's, please PM Clapper011, jiminski, or Firstholliday. :roll:

by **jiminski** on Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:49 pm

clapper011 wrote:We are now a closed Clan, as we are pretty much big enough, if you do still wish to try to join the Monki's...

for details of who to contact if you do still wish to join the Monki's.... :please see the first page of this thread under Recruitment...

by **firstholliday** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:45 am

Yo benji

How many esc do we have to set up?

by **BENJIKAT IS DEAD** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:47 am

As per our agreement - for the trips it's 5 out of the 15 we each set up. So you still need 5 out of 10 - and we need 2 out of 5.

by **Frop** on Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:20 am

MONKI's - 14
LOW - 15

5 LOW Doubles
Game 2304723 - NYC, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2304738 - WWII Eastern Front, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2304751 - Europe, adjacent, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2304772 - World 2.1, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2304780 - Ireland, adjacent, escalating - LOW WIN

10 MONKI Doubles
Game 2349099 - Classic, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN
Game 2349106 - CCU, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2349196 - Classic, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2349302 - Middle East, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2349352 - Civil War, chained, escalating - LOW WIN
Game 2350036 - Canada, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2351043 - Australia, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2354402 - Ancient Greece, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2354650 - British isles, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2354653 - Middle East, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN

5 LOW Doubles
Game 2422541 - Alexander's Empire, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2423027 - Germany, chained, escalating - MONKI WIN
Game 2427492 - Cairns Coral Coast, chained, no cards - LOW WIN
Game 2439062 - Siege, chained, no cards - MONKI WIN
Game 2439075 - Classic, adjacent, no cards - LOW WIN

5 MONKI Triples
Game 2493250 - Middle Earth, no cards, chained
Game 2493519 - Tamriel, no cards, chained - MONKI WIN
Game 2498305 - British Isles, no cards, chained - LOW WIN
Game 2500327 - American Civil War, no cards, chained - MONKI WIN
Game 2534172 - Great Lakes, no cards, chained

10 LOW Triples
Game 2573189 - Hong Kong, no cards, chained - MONKI WIN*
Game 2573963 - Space, no cards, chained
Game 2573998 - Alexander's Empire, no cards, chained - MONKI WIN
Game 2574129 - San Francisco, no cards, chained
Game 2575243 - Asia, escalating, chained - LOW WIN
Game 2578854 - Australia, no cards, chained - LOW WIN
Game 2579263 - Canada, no cards, chained - LOW WIN
Game 2580044 - Siege!, no cards, chained - MONKI WIN
Game 2580647 - Duck And Cover, escalating, adjacent - LOW WIN
Game 2581270 - Germany, escalating, chained

* Pending win, only act of god and/or chemical attack could prevent the registered outcome