[Competitive]the Bullet-Proof Bandits

[Snorri1234]

Okay guys. we want some BANDITS. Love your games, love to have fun. Be smart and witty. Fight the good fight.

Those don't seem like the attributes generally assigned to bandits....

[whitestazn88]

blah blah blah

V.I. - Your name hasn't been axed from the list yet. Don't sing yourself a sweet death ballad just yet. You made it through the dick cancer, don't let depression kill your mind now. here is a big *hug* for you sweet cheeks. keep your chin up!

Okay guys. we want some BANDITS. Love your games, love to have fun. Be smart and witty. Fight the good fight. We have a list to choose from, BUT there are a few more of you we want. We want the good ones. Even if being bad is what your good at.

We are unique, that is what we are going for.

is being bad at grammar what *you're* good at katy?

[fwblb]

actually, i am good at grammar for a living. and apparently, when i'm drunk, i am not half bad! what do ya know! thanks for pointing out my grammatical error. I appreciate it.

Even if being bad is what you're good at... we want you.

[fwblb]

Okay guys. we want some BANDITS. Love your games, love to have fun. Be smart and witty. Fight the good fight.

Those don't seem like the attributes generally assigned to bandits....

well, they are.

[AAFitz]

this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

[lord voldemort]

this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....

[AAFitz]

this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....

eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool

and since im in thota.. that really means something

[Sentinel XIV]

this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....

eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool

and since im in thota.. that really means something

Sneaky with the ego, aren't you?

[Vace Cooper]

this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....

eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool

and since im in thota.. that really means something

You know fitz... Blitz did say he was half bandit once, If you want to be half bandit we would have 1 whole thota member!

[Sentinel XIV]

this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....

eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool

and since im in thota.. that really means something

You know fitz... Blitz did say he was half bandit once, If you want to be half bandit we would have 1 whole thota member!

And enough ego for the whole crew.

[Timminz]

this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....

eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool

and since im in thota.. that really means something

You know fitz... Blitz did say he was half bandit once, If you want to be half bandit we would have 1 whole thota member!

And enough ego for the whole crew.

Never!

[Sentinel XIV]

You underestimate the power of THOTA ego! Blitz alone supplies enough for ten men!

[whitestazn88]

actually, i am good at grammar for a living. and apparently, when i'm drunk, i am not half bad! what do ya know! thanks for pointing out my grammatical error. I appreciate it.

Even if being bad is what you're good at... we want you.

i know you want me katy, but let's be realistic... your husband is the leader of the clan, and we don't want any lancelot/arthur beef coming into play with the clan

[Snorri1234]

Okay guys. we want some BANDITS. Love your games, love to have fun. Be smart and witty. Fight the good fight.

Those don't seem like the attributes generally assigned to bandits....

well, they are.

But what if my qualities lie more in the steal/murder-department?

[fwblb]

But what if my qualities lie more in the steal/murder-department?

i don't know about that murder part...

[fwblb]

i know you want me katy, but let's be realistic... your husband is the leader of the clan, and we don't want any lancelot/arthur beef coming into play with the clan

well, i think you're a nice guy and all, but...lets just be friends.

[Snorri1234]

But what if my qualities lie more in the steal/murder-department?

i don't know about that murder part...

Well they deserved it!


Wait....okay nevermind, forget I said anything.

[Snorri1234]

Also, why can't I join?


Is it because I'm white?

[V.I.]

It is puzzling, Snorri. I mean, you have the "giant c^nt" criteria locked down...

Hrmmm...

[Snorri1234]

It is puzzling, Snorri. I mean, you have the "giant c^nt" criteria locked down...

My intention all along.

[flabio]

up and coming risk super power iz I. Sign me up.

[AAFitz]

this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....

eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool

and since im in thota.. that really means something

You know fitz... Blitz did say he was half bandit once, If you want to be half bandit we would have 1 whole thota member!

eh.. half of me or blitz, is one whole BPB member.

[AAFitz]

this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....

eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool

and since im in thota.. that really means something

Sneaky with the ego, aren't you?

My obvious sarcasm on this one kind of slipped by you, huh?

[Kaplowitz]

this seems like a cool group... i wish I sucked at risk so I could get in

always a thota arrogance comment required....

eh, im just messing with owen, dont take it personally... and like I said.. .you guys are cool

and since im in thota.. that really means something

Sneaky with the ego, aren't you?

My obvious sarcasm on this one kind of slipped by you, huh?

It scares me some times...it really does.

[Dancing Mustard]

half of me or blitz, is one whole BPB member.

That's nothing to be proud of you fat f*ck...