DEAR MOD, CAN YOU LOCK THIS PLEASE?

[chaosfactor]

smokes the 'pipe of peace'.

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makes a-nother crazy post.
YOU SAW IT HERE KIDZ, THE BLEEDIN MODERATOR JUST HANDED ME SOME DRUGZZZ>>>>>

I WOKE UP LATE TODAY
as a result
MISSED MY BUS
as a result
LOST MY JOB
as a result
I AM FACING BANKRUPTCY AS A RESULT
as a result.....?

SHIT!! SEE WHAT I HAVE BECOME
a bloody
ANIMAL
Coz of the drugs on the Internet

Chaosfuckerher 1
Moderator 0

[DAZMCFC]

smokes the 'pipe of peace'.

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resumes drinking
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makes a-nother crazy post.
YOU SAW IT HERE KIDZ, THE BLEEDIN MODERATOR JUST HANDED ME SOME DRUGZZZ>>>>>

I WOKE UP LATE TODAY
as a result
MISSED MY BUS
as a result
LOST MY JOB
as a result
I AM FACING BANKRUPTCY AS A RESULT
as a result.....?

SHIT!! SEE WHAT I HAVE BECOME
a bloody
ANIMAL
Coz of the drugs on the Internet

Chaosfuckerher 1
Moderator 0

see Chaos, it is alright for wicked to offer you drugs, but you or DM can't sell them. she is keeping it tight, so there is no opposition.

[chaosfactor]

DREAD LOCKED!

[suggs]

A more recent addition, sorry i have edited it to try and keep it out of flame wars. God I've lost my bottle. Still, here's one Chap who hasn't, thank God.
Obviously, who knows who this twat is, but its strongly reminiscent of Our Hero:

Poor old norse indeed. An ever-reincarnating prodigical icon, feared by all and hated by most. Still, I'm not going to dwell upon the misfortune of my daily demise and tragically early martyrdom, tommorow will be the first day of the rest of my new life, after all.

So where were we? Oh yes! Bugger me, if it ain't my old pal WIBBLE. Heavy weekend by any chance? Not heavy enough, some may argue? The soft-toned, gentle giant of north of the border, the man everyone likes to see the pseudo-intellectual quaff-waffling of. Ever such a nice chap, you would have fitted in well had you been born in the fair-fields of sussex.

I always had this vague memory of you, when I first encountered you in flame wars. You really were quite the loner. Sure, WIBBLE seems to cover your back in times of need, but I get the distinct feeling that you generally feel more at home with yourself...sometimes the best company is your own...can't really fault you on this one, some people lack the common courtesy of bringing their own hard-liquer along to the parties, so to speak, the bloody cheapskates, and you don't strike me as the kind of man to take that shit...Can't blame you, it's one thing having to get out of bed early in the morning, donning that hi-vis vest and battered old boots, and coming home to the ungrateful shreiks of those bloody bairns, the ungrateful hussy and the malnourished scallies hanging about on the street corner bumming fags off of you every time you walk the dog, or go to the newsagents.....and it is quite another when you finally feel in the mood for a wee blether wit' the bhoys, and that same greasy WIBBLE cheapskate doesn't get a WIBBLE round in when it's his turn....Sometimes, it is just better to let it go, and speak pleasently amongst the talented types on some online risk forum.

We won't let you down buddy, you're our pal.

[suggs]

Its that time of the year again, when the Superbowl looks even more insignificant and puny than ever.
THE FA CUP FINAL DAY HUZZAH!
The oldest, most prestigious Cup Final in the world.

More important, Norse's team, Portsmouth are in it! I want the whole of CC to be sending out mystical chanting at 3 pm BST, supporting CCs favourite son.
Not that he needs our help, as he is playing a team literally made up of 10 sheep and one male Nymphomaniac, but still.

GO POMPEY! G'luck Norsey, I'm rooting for Harry and the Boys

[Gypsys Kiss]

In a final like this I always cheer on the underdog, and that be Cardiff this year. It would be nice to see a lower league team win it.

[suggs]

Me too. But i cant support a team full of sheep.
PLUS, NORSE LOYALTY! Purge the unbeliver!

[sam_levi_11]

being part welsh i wouldnt mind cardiff winning it.....BUT C'MON BOYS- THINK OFNORSE

[DaGip]

Up POMPEY! FREE NORSE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA-HSxLP ... re=related

[suggs]

Good work DaGip - that song is as funny as fck. Is it chas and dave, or just heavily influenced by the Dynamic Duo?

[t-o-m]

woo - gip ur avy lol

[DaGip]

Good work DaGip - that song is as funny as fck. Is it chas and dave, or just heavily influenced by the Dynamic Duo?

I'm from South Dakota, I don't know what you're talkin' about...but that song is cool.

[suggs]

Good work DaGip - that song is as funny as fck. Is it chas and dave, or just heavily influenced by the Dynamic Duo?

I'm from South Dakota, I don't know what you're talkin' about...but that song is cool.

Ah, then you need to check out "chas and Dave", a pub rock outfit from the eighties. They are kinda "so bad its great" stuff - and that tune you found sounds like them.
They are genius

[cmckinney]

FREE NORSE

[Dancing Mustard]

He would find that coloration of his name offensive...

[Snorri1234]

He would find that coloration of his name offensive...

I think he'd appreciate the LGBT-colouring very much!

[suggs]

Mornin' Norse

[DAZMCFC]

i'm wondering if Norse has recovered from the hangover he must of had yesterday.


Play up Pompey, Pompey play up.

[suggs]

Lets hope he's taken the sensible approach and is STILL LASHED OUT OF HIS FACE.
Free Norse. Its time.

[DAZMCFC]

Lets hope he's taken the sensible approach and is STILL LASHED OUT OF HIS FACE.
Free Norse. Its time.

i like it, carry on drinking and stay bladdered. no hangover if your still pissed.


FREE NORSE

[Dancing Mustard]

Heh heh, screw you Cardiff.

[suggs]

C'mon people. A guy was banned from the forums for doing nothing wrong, we need this one permanently on the first page to remember how arbirtrary and unjust the mods can be.
FREE NORSE, for fcks sake.

[Dancing Mustard]

Hear hear!

The death of Norse is an event that we should remember daily, for if we fail to do so then who will speak out for us when we to are banished without cause and imprisoned without trial?

[suggs]

yeah wot he said

[DAZMCFC]

i third that.