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Names For the 7th Book of HP

Postby General Rust on Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:15 pm

Hey if you have serious, funny, or crazy names leave them here!!!
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Postby wicked on Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:17 pm

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Postby AndyDufresne on Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:39 pm

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Postby Spockers on Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:24 am

Harry Potter
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Postby Telvannia on Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:43 am

harry potter and the reason why i f*cked ron
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Postby strike wolf on Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:48 am

I think we have a winner.
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Postby slash1890 on Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:02 am

Harry Potter and The Author Who Milked the Franchise for All It Was Worth
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Postby vtmarik on Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:31 am

Harry Potter and the Brain-Dead Professor.

Harry Potter and the Traitorous Colon

Harry Potter and the Treasure Room

Harry Potter and the Sexual Harrassment Seminar.
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Postby Pedronicus on Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:36 pm

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Postby happysadfun on Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:10 pm

The Worst Series Ever's Seventh Installment.
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Postby viking thunder on Tue Oct 31, 2006 10:33 am

HARRY POTTER
And The Death Of A Boy Named Harry

The story of a boy, just turned 17, who is out to kill kill his arch enemy, the man who killed his parents. All the while, his best friends Ron and Hermoine are makin babies in the back room!!!!!!!!!
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Postby jay_a2j on Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:47 am

HARRY POTTER meets Jesus and renounces witchcraft. :wink:
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Postby heavycola on Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:04 pm

jay_a2j wrote:HARRY POTTER meets Jesus and renounces witchcraft. :wink:


That sure sounds like a bestseller.
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Postby wicked on Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:09 pm

Hairy Pooter vs. the Stache
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Postby Machiavelli on Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:10 pm

Who ends up winning?
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Postby wicked on Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:20 pm

for some reason, another one just popped into my head...

"The Death of Machiavelli for ruining HP's mafia game"
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Postby Telvannia on Tue Oct 31, 2006 3:27 pm

harry potter and another stupidly long book
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Postby happysadfun on Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:00 pm

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Postby dussle on Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:41 pm

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Postby Machiavelli on Tue Oct 31, 2006 5:18 pm

wicked wrote:for some reason, another one just popped into my head...

"The of Machiavelli for ruining HP's mafia game"



I dont know what more I can do, I apologized and it is agreed that I didn't ruin the game on purpose.


And I'd kick Harry Potter's Ass any day of the week.
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Postby sfhbballnut on Tue Oct 31, 2006 11:48 pm

Telvannia wrote:harry potter and another stupidly long book


shows your intelligence. The lady who is trying to get them banned where I live was asked if she'd ever read them to see if they were as bad as she was saying they were and she said no because they are too long. The HP books are some of my favorites and they get kids to read. I"ve no idea why anyone is against them and I've never seen a legitimate arguement about why they are bad. If you have one I'd love to see it.
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Postby Spockers on Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:03 am

HARRY POTTER AND TEH 1NT3RN3T!!@1ELEVEN!
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Postby vtmarik on Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:09 am

I still like Harry Potter and the Traitorous Colon.

Or....

Harry Potter and the Hammer of Accounting
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Postby viking thunder on Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:08 am

sfhbballnut wrote:
Telvannia wrote:harry potter and another stupidly long book


shows your intelligence. The lady who is trying to get them banned where I live was asked if she'd ever read them to see if they were as bad as she was saying they were and she said no because they are too long. The HP books are some of my favorites and they get kids to read. I"ve no idea why anyone is against them and I've never seen a legitimate arguement about why they are bad. If you have one I'd love to see it.


this is typical of our wonderful world. I have yet to meet a person who has read all of them all the way thru who wishes them to be banned. banning something because of something you have heard, or because you read the dust jacket and did not like it is silly, but that is the way the world seems to work today.

freedom of speech only works if it protects against the speech we hate the most.

how can a book be banned in the US??
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Postby Megatron on Wed Nov 01, 2006 11:37 am

Harry Pothead and the Garden of Weeden
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