Tell a story 10 words at a time

[AlbroShlo]

The idea here is to continue the story by adding to the post above you.

The only rules are, the post must make at least a little bit of sense and must be exactly 10 words per post.

I'll start,

So a guy walks into a bar and sits down.

[animorpherv1]

And then his mother walks up to him and says

[Sackett58]

"I found this briefcase full of money in your closet"

[animorpherv1]

"Where did you find this dear? Can I know please?"

[Sackett58]

He looked into her eye's as he held his drink,

[kalishnikov]

and he admitted the truth; the prostitution, the smuggling, everything...

[animorpherv1]

his mother was not pleased. "Why did you do that?"

[cena-rules]

TO WHICH HE REPLIED CAUSE ANIMORPH SUCKS

[Sackett58]

Maybe it was alcohol, but he wasn't making any sense.

[sam_levi_11]

not only the alcohol, but also that she was stoned.

[Sackett58]

Mother now wondered whether the sex change was worth it.

[The1exile]

Perhaps she had pushed him too far with her nagging,

[animorpherv1]

And he pushed her over a cliff and said "Goodbye!"

[cena-rules]

then got animorph and pushed him over as well

[sam_levi_11]

because noone liked him, and mafia cant stand him now.

[animorpherv1]

But I also dragged cena down with me, down into

[lighteningbrain]

Preschool - because Cena needs to learn to count to ten

[Gregrios]

So the guy rolled up a big blunt to smoke......

[mandyb]

but then he remembered he'd left the bath water running!

[suggs]

He gasped "All my under age wank mags are ruined".

[Sackett58]

He gasped "All my under age wank mags are ruined".

He cried, then he heard a knock at the door.

[animorpherv1]

Cena answered the door, and a sniper was outside! It

[suggs]

Cena went down on the sniper, sucky suck suck-swallow.

[mandyb]

so, in exchange, the sniper gave him a head start

[suggs]

so, in exchange, the sniper gave him a head start

He focused -priority was to rescue "Schoolgirl GangBang", double quick.