How old are you?

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Fri May 02, 2008 6:52 am

Ha ha! You're younger than me! Sucks to be you!!!!1

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Fri May 02, 2008 9:44 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:I'm 12.

Surely you've had a birthday recently?

Would that have been more appropriate with an ellipse?

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri May 02, 2008 9:48 pm

Neoteny wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:I'm 12.
Surely you've had a birthday recently?

Would that have been more appropriate with an ellipse?

Unless he was born on February 29.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Fri May 02, 2008 9:49 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Neoteny wrote:
Dancing Mustard wrote:I'm 12.
Surely you've had a birthday recently?

Would that have been more appropriate with an ellipse?
Unless he was born on February 29.

Was he not 12 before the last 29? Was that this year? I have no idea anymore.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Fri May 02, 2008 10:20 pm

Time is complicated.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Fri May 02, 2008 10:27 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Time is complicated.

It's true. Reading Hawking doesn't help.

JACKAZZTJM · Post by **JACKAZZTJM** » Sat May 03, 2008 2:04 am

im 21 but my cock looks like its 13

lt.pie · Post by **lt.pie** » Sat May 03, 2008 3:08 am

JACKAZZTJM wrote:im 21 but my cock looks like its 13

im 7 and my cock looks like im 21

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sat May 03, 2008 6:10 am

I am OLD, but i like YOUNG girls. Preferably under 16.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sat May 03, 2008 6:21 am

Nothing to be ashamed of there Suggs, I mean it's not like there's a law against it or anyth.... oh... hang on, never mind...

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sat May 03, 2008 12:28 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Nothing to be ashamed of there Suggs, I mean it's not like there's a law against it or anyth.... oh... hang on, never mind...

Boris will change that! If he brought the legal age down to....

damn it. even on the internet, i lose my nerve.
god we need Norsey back.

Hologram · Post by **Hologram** » Sun May 04, 2008 10:08 pm

Old enough to go to war.

muy_thaiguy · Post by **muy_thaiguy** » Sun May 04, 2008 10:34 pm

suggs wrote:I am OLD, but i like YOUNG girls. Preferably under 16.

Pedo.

spurgistan · Post by **spurgistan** » Mon May 05, 2008 5:01 am

Couldn't a pedophile mean a fan of soil? Pedology being the study of said dirty substance.

And I guess the fact that I've now answered "More Than You Can Handle" to my age should confuse people.

The1exile · Post by **The1exile** » Mon May 05, 2008 5:02 am

spurgistan wrote:Couldn't a pedophile mean a fan of soil? Pedology being the study of said dirty substance.

Yes, some people just can't spell.

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Mon May 05, 2008 5:11 am

I love children. So yes, I'm a paedophile.
Be disapointed if thats not quoted and hung around my neck for quite some time

t-o-m · Post by **t-o-m** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:31 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
suggs wrote:I am OLD, but i like YOUNG girls. Preferably under 16.
Pedo.

i thought peado had an "a" in it?
oh and im 2 years old

Kemmler · Post by **Kemmler** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:34 am

paedophile only literally means - children liker

so not particularly in a sexual way

t-o-m · Post by **t-o-m** » Mon May 05, 2008 7:38 am

child liker or child licker???

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:06 am

Child liquor...

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:10 am

t-o-m wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
suggs wrote:I am OLD, but i like YOUNG girls. Preferably under 16.
Pedo.
i thought peado had an "a" in it?

It does in British English.

Pedophilia in US, paedophilia in Britain.

Have you ever seen the episode of IT Crowd called "Dinner Party" with the character Peter File?

"In America they say peh-dophile, maybe you should move to America."

tzor · Post by **tzor** » Mon May 05, 2008 11:23 am

I'm old ... really old. 46 5/6 to be exact, but who wants to be exact.
I was born in 1961 ... Batman in living color was my favorite show!
I graduated High School in 1979 ... Battlestar Glactica The Original Series 4 me!
I graduated College in 1983 ... 25th reunion is next month.
I lived in Key West Florida 1991-1999 and loved every minute of it.

P.S. My shoe size is 12. I have a foot that literally is one foot long.

t-o-m · Post by **t-o-m** » Mon May 05, 2008 12:53 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
t-o-m wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote: Pedo.
i thought peado had an "a" in it?
It does in British English.

Pedophilia in US, paedophilia in Britain.

you seem very knowledgable on paedophilia, experienced?

btownmeggy wrote: Have you ever seen the episode of IT Crowd called "Dinner Party" with the character Peter File?

"In America they say peh-dophile, maybe you should move to America."

yea
and he keeps saying "peter-file" "peter-file" and pissing off that woman (4got her name, its not been on 4 months)

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Mon May 05, 2008 12:56 pm

Kemmler wrote:paedophile only literally means - children liker

so not particularly in a sexual way

lover, old chap, lover. "phile" means love.
Hence i love kids. So hopefully all parents are paedophiles.

Its weird how unsatisfying it is being a pedantic OLD GIT

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Mon May 05, 2008 12:58 pm

tzor wrote:
P.S. My shoe size is 12. I have a foot that literally is one foot long.

Why not just say your cock gives the Empire State building an inferiority complex?

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