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Hell. Is it a real place?

Postby jay_a2j on Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:18 am

"As a communist I don’t believe in heaven or the Bible but as a scientist I now believe in hell," said Dr. Azzacove. "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And we are absolutely convinced that we drilled through the gates of hell!"

Dr. Azzacove continued, ". . .the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramatic increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit."

"We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment."

"But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren’t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!"
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Postby ksslemp on Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:24 am

So, He's the one who opened the gates of Hell. that SOB!
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Postby strike wolf on Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:52 am

wow! that is something to talk about.
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Postby bluereaper on Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:08 am

really now..if that is supposely hell....wouldn't that mean hell is opened to us and will be released onto us?...Oh and what happens if someone went down the shaft in a suit that could protect them from the heat, and went into this "hell" place and came back..does that mean they can say the went to hell and back? or "i came from the depths of hell"???
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Postby sfhbballnut on Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:33 am

they'd probably die of heat getting there, lol this is complete BS :D :)
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Postby 2dimes on Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:10 am

Wow, that's chilling.

What's the source, was there any mention about 'bat boy'?
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Postby vtmarik on Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:08 am

It's a joke you guys, just because this guy actually believes in an approaching Rapture doesn't mean that he actually thinks that Hell can be reached with manual digging equipment...


Or am I just giving him too much credit? :lol:
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Postby johnnyrotten on Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:13 am

Hell is a real place... and it's called YEOVIL!
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Postby vtmarik on Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:17 am

Sounds very livoey.
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Postby edmundomcpot on Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:35 am

that story is a complete fake

but i do believe that hell was designed as a prison for the " bad souls".. they serve there term....then im undecieded if they come to earth as ghosts waiting to be able to get into heaven or just go straight to heaven
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Postby TimTheEnchanter on Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:37 am

That explains. I was wondering about that microphone dangling from my ceiling...
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Postby edmundomcpot on Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:37 am

edmundomcpot wrote:that story is a complete fake


unless they managed to drill into a magma chamber and the screams was just a release of pressure
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Postby vtmarik on Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:53 am

edmundomcpot wrote:
edmundomcpot wrote:that story is a complete fake


unless they managed to drill into a magma chamber and the screams was just a release of pressure


Like steam forcing itself between chitinous plates being the "scream" of a boiling lobster. Quite possible.
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Postby gavin_sidhu on Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:27 am

TimTheEnchanter wrote:That explains. I was wondering about that microphone dangling from my ceiling...
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Postby Stopper on Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:41 am

Of course Hell is a real place. It's in Norway.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Norway
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Postby Sammy gags on Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:26 am

lol, theres 1 in america too i think. I wanna know the website he got this from
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Re: Hell. Is it a real place?

Postby Backglass on Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:37 am

jay_a2j wrote:"We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft.


"Step right up folks and see HELL! It's LIVE and on the INSIDE! Only $19.95 to read all about HELL! It's REAL! Buy this BOOK and prove to your friends you were RIGHT! Step behind this curtain and HEAR REAL SCREAMING SOULS!"

Absolutely Brilliant. I should come up with an even better ghost story, write a book, sell it to millions of religious rubes and live the rest of my life in luxury. Why didnt I think it first!

Jay...care to point me to the place where I can buy a microphone that wont melt in 2000+ degree heat? I didnt know that Sennheiser was making diamond mic elements now. :roll:

I'm curious...since we can now DRILL to Hell, we should be able to FLY a rocket to heaven!! Right Jay? Take along that indestructible microphone cause I want to hear the "joyful noise".
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Postby Mirak on Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:43 am

I do love you Jay...keep up the good work
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Postby Stopper on Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:46 am

Sammy gags wrote:lol, theres 1 in america too i think. I wanna know the website he got this from


I had another look, on Wikipedia, and there are loads of Hells in America -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_%28disambiguation%29

I've no idea what that says about America, though, lol.

PS: Sammy gags, I just noticed you are on your 666th post. Now THAT'S weird.....
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Postby Mirak on Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:50 am

Stopper wrote:
PS: Sammy gags, I just noticed you are on your 666th post. Now THAT'S weird.....


More evidence for Dr. Azzalaugh...
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Postby Backglass on Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:53 am

Mirak wrote:More evidence for Dr. Azzalaugh...


lol..Yes, of course!

And when Sammy makes one more post, it will be because he wanted to turn his life around and reject evil. :lol:
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Postby Mirak on Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:59 am

lol...but he's got to really want to... :?
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Postby BigShow on Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:22 am

I just got done watching this show about the book of revelations. It said that When God comes back to earth his angels will send hadies away for 1000 years. So I do beileve their is a hell right now. Or there is no hell and The Lake Of Fire, The place God throws the fake proficies into in the End.
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Postby Mirak on Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:39 am

BigShow wrote:I just got done watching this show about the book of revelations. It said that When God comes back to earth his angels will send hadies away for 1000 years. So I do beileve their is a hell right now. Or there is no hell and The Lake Of Fire, The place God throws the fake proficies into in the End.


I thought I was quite proficient at English until I read the above...please someone explain :(
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Postby Backglass on Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:39 am

BigShow wrote:I just got done watching this show about the book of revelations. It said that When God comes back to earth his angels will send hadies away for 1000 years. So I do beileve their is a hell right now.


Well, I just got done watching a show that says there is this ring that can enable someone to rule the world...especiallly if you are a Hobbit. So I do believe their is a "one ring" right now.

I mean it was on TV so it must be true, right?
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