Tripitaka wrote:Another quote:The guy had a rap sheet as long as my dick.
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Tripitaka wrote:Another quote:The guy had a rap sheet as long as my dick.
Person A: Did your mother ever wash your mouth out with soap and water?
Person B: Yeah, but it didn't do any f**ing good.
The guy had a rap sheet as long as my dick.
Person A: Sam! He didn't do it!
Person B: Yeah? Is that your head talking, or another body part runnin' out of me?
saxitoxin wrote:Serbia is a RUDE DUDE
may not be a PRUDE, but he's gotta 'TUDE
might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
RUDE
BobHacket wrote:a similar quote to: "the guy had a rap sheet as long as my dick" quote was in the movie "The Brave One which went a little bit like this:
Detective: Guy had a rap sheet longer than my dick.
Other Detective: So, in other words, no priors.
Made me think of it and made me giggle.
Serbia wrote:I'll guess The Departed for the fun of it.
Don't you understand what he did? He did the *identical crime* eighteen months before he murdered his wife! He knew it would get him off the hook! He knew Bobby Slade was seeing his wife! That's why he did the first crime in Santa Cruz! He threw us Bobby Slade as a suspect! He picked that woman very carefully! He knew she played tennis with Slade! He planned this for *eighteen months!* He is *not* a psychopath! He is a *iceman.* He is a *monster.*
Tripitaka wrote:Clue: Stars Glenn Close and Jeff Bridges
Sackett58 wrote:Tripitaka wrote:Clue: Stars Glenn Close and Jeff Bridges
The Jagged Edge?
Sackett58 wrote:Oh you are so kind Trippy.
Person A: I love you
Person B: Don't forget to feed the chickens.
Tripitaka wrote:Sackett58 wrote:Oh you are so kind Trippy.
Person A: I love you
Person B: Don't forget to feed the chickens.
I know!
And I have no idea what that is from.
Sackett58 wrote:Tripitaka wrote:Sackett58 wrote:Oh you are so kind Trippy.
Person A: I love you
Person B: Don't forget to feed the chickens.
I know!
And I have no idea what that is from.
2nd clue
Person A: Germans are still the best toy makers in the World!
Sackett58 wrote:On we go.
Person A: I'm tellin' you, man, every third blink is slower.
Person B: The '60s weren't good to you, were they?
Character 1: Remember, when you go out not to put too much makeup or the boys may get the wrong idea. They are only after one thing.
Character 2: What's that?
Character 1: I don't know. They won't tell me.
Are you crazy? Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart! Do you hear me? You get down here right now!
Character 1:Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this café, but we know that you've never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.
Character 2: Oh? I thought it was because I let you win at roulette.
Character 1: That is another reason.
naxus wrote:Try this oneCharacter 1:Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this café, but we know that you've never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.
Character 2: Oh? I thought it was because I let you win at roulette.
Character 1: That is another reason.
I don't know. Maybe they just oughta leave it the way it is. Kind of a shrine to all the bullshit in the world.
I don't know. Maybe they just oughta leave it the way it is. Kind of a shrine to all the bullshit in the world.
Person A: How are they gonna get the explosives up here?
Person B: Oh, they'll find some dumb son of a bitch to bring them up.
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