I guess I'm one step ahead of you guys, I just shit on other peoples lawns.Neoteny wrote:I think this requires further recognition. This is the apex of apocalyptic thought. No doubt, when I'm all radioactive and glowy, you will see me out front, shitting on my lawn.JACKAZZTJM wrote:ill shit all over my lawn and watch the stupid zombies step in it
How will you prepare for the Apocalypse?
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while these are all valuable methods, i prefer taking it to the next level, and cutting donuts on their lawn with a rear wheel drive, manual transmission vehicle, and THEN shitting on the parts of the lawn missed by the tires.Frigidus wrote:I guess I'm one step ahead of you guys, I just shit on other peoples lawns.Neoteny wrote:I think this requires further recognition. This is the apex of apocalyptic thought. No doubt, when I'm all radioactive and glowy, you will see me out front, shitting on my lawn.JACKAZZTJM wrote:ill shit all over my lawn and watch the stupid zombies step in it
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
Re: How will you prepare for the Apocalypse?
Before it all kicks off, spend loads of money buy a nintendo wii, get guitar hero and the new mario kart game. Set up an iPod speaker system. Find whoever I'm seeing, install a double bed down there. Extra side-room for my parents. Plenty of alcohol. Sit the thing out, whilst getting suitably pissed so I'm not afraid when the whole shit kicks off.
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Jenos Ridan wrote:Ditto.jnd94 wrote:reminisco wrote: whoa, totally inappropriate. so, i'm pretty sure YOU'RE a virgin.
and if it were the apocalypse, i'd hope i was there, so i could force you to put your mouth on a curb, make you open wide, and stomp the back of your fucking head into the fucking curb you degenerate coward waste of life.
ps. and seriously, do you have a sister or a mother? how would you feel if someone did that to one of them, or even SAID they would do that?
fucking retard.
Curb Stomp his ass!!!
*As soon as Fireedud opens the door to leave the restroom stall, my fist collides with his mouth, making him swallow his teeth. Grabbing him by his hair, I drive my knee into his sternum, knocking the wind out of him. He drops limp and unconcious to the floor, bloody, brusied and confused.*
(note, I am not some sort of self-important badass wannabe. I just detest this sort of scum; they are like coachroaches and need to be stepped on, hard.)
IT"S THE F***EN APOCALYPSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL ANYWAY!
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Either that or zombie consumption. On that note, would having sex with a zombie count as rape, totally gross, or both?fireedud wrote:Jenos Ridan wrote:Ditto.jnd94 wrote:Curb Stomp his ass!!!
*As soon as Fireedud opens the door to leave the restroom stall, my fist collides with his mouth, making him swallow his teeth. Grabbing him by his hair, I drive my knee into his sternum, knocking the wind out of him. He drops limp and unconcious to the floor, bloody, brusied and confused.*
(note, I am not some sort of self-important badass wannabe. I just detest this sort of scum; they are like coachroaches and need to be stepped on, hard.)
IT"S THE F***EN APOCALYPSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL ANYWAY!
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Re: How will you prepare for the Apocalypse?
get the zombies consent first?
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I have a picture of the hottest zombie ever that I am definitely not allowed to post. In her case, not so gross. In most other cases, definitely gross. I imagine consent is a moot point as far as zombies go though. Consider it self-defense. I don't think they are asking consent when they go for your braynes.Frigidus wrote:Either that or zombie consumption. On that note, would having sex with a zombie count as rape, totally gross, or both?
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It's only the major disruption of society; the real apocalypse would mean I wouldn't be around to see it. There would also be some very obivious signs of what is happening.fireedud wrote:
IT"S THE F***EN APOCALYPSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL ANYWAY!
In any event, rape is inexcusable.
Moving on....My friends and I as going to hold out in the deep woods for a while, until you morons in the big cities get your act together. Don't bother us, unless you wish to meet with sudden and messy end.
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interesting point. well, i guess you're right. so, in that case, while you are chugging your first ever beer before going out and raping a woman to have your first ever sex (albeit taken by force), i'd lock you in a prison cell with MIchael Jackson, and some other well known, but stronger, fairies who could then spend their last moments on earth repeatedly raping the shit out of you.fireedud wrote:IT"S THE F***EN APOCALYPSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL ANYWAY!
of course, i wouldn't be culpable -- since they'd be the ones double teaming you into a pair of fingercuffs -- and you'd get to have that rape experience you've always wanted.
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
or successful men who keep in touch with unsuccessful friends?
you only think you did
i could have sworn i saw it too
but as it turns out it was just a clever ad for cigarettes.
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Curmudgeonx
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Alright, if you want to shagg, say the word "Brrraaains"get the zombies consent first?
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Oh Rule 34, what would we do without you?Neoteny wrote:I have a picture of the hottest zombie ever that I am definitely not allowed to post. In her case, not so gross. In most other cases, definitely gross. I imagine consent is a moot point as far as zombies go though. Consider it self-defense. I don't think they are asking consent when they go for your braynes.Frigidus wrote:Either that or zombie consumption. On that note, would having sex with a zombie count as rape, totally gross, or both?
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It's true. Although it isn't porn per se, just a bit of nipplage. I forget what movie it's from...Frigidus wrote:Oh Rule 34, what would we do without you?Neoteny wrote:I have a picture of the hottest zombie ever that I am definitely not allowed to post. In her case, not so gross. In most other cases, definitely gross. I imagine consent is a moot point as far as zombies go though. Consider it self-defense. I don't think they are asking consent when they go for your braynes.Frigidus wrote:Either that or zombie consumption. On that note, would having sex with a zombie count as rape, totally gross, or both?
Uh... I just googled hottest zombie ever... I'm at school, but I had to close the window before I could see all of what popped up... yeah...
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Re: How will you prepare for the Apocalypse?
Quite honestly when I prepared for the end I will make sure I have enough semtex and Nukes to get it right the first time, starting first off with Man United, followed by the United States.
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Do you really need the semtex and the nukes? Surely the nukes will be efficient enough?Mustaphajoint wrote:Quite honestly when I prepared for the end I will make sure I have enough semtex and Nukes to get it right the first time, starting first off with Man United, followed by the United States.
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
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You have no sense of subtlety.Neoteny wrote:Surely the nukes will be efficient enough?
Tsh.
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i mean if we are talking about causing the apocalypse, you might as well put some effort into it. You dont get a do over.
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Well Apocalypse Now and Armageddon were pretty different, and I'm sure that means something.The1exile wrote:Oh, and is this apocalypse the same as armageddon?
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Nothing really good, at least not on the first few pages that I saw. Anyway, can you pm me a link to the pic you mentioned?Neoteny wrote:It's true. Although it isn't porn per se, just a bit of nipplage. I forget what movie it's from...Frigidus wrote:Oh Rule 34, what would we do without you?Neoteny wrote:I have a picture of the hottest zombie ever that I am definitely not allowed to post. In her case, not so gross. In most other cases, definitely gross. I imagine consent is a moot point as far as zombies go though. Consider it self-defense. I don't think they are asking consent when they go for your braynes.
Uh... I just googled hottest zombie ever... I'm at school, but I had to close the window before I could see all of what popped up... yeah...
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Yeah, I checked it when I got home. I'll try to find it again when I get home... again...MeDeFe wrote:Nothing really good, at least not on the first few pages that I saw. Anyway, can you pm me a link to the pic you mentioned?
Napoleon Ier wrote:You people need to grow up to be honest.
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Well that sucks, I already took out armageddon insurance via jumping.Frigidus wrote:Well Apocalypse Now and Armageddon were pretty different, and I'm sure that means something.The1exile wrote:Oh, and is this apocalypse the same as armageddon?
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the name Armageddon refers to the Hill of Megiddo, where the final battle between heaven and hell is supposed to take place. start thumping!The1exile wrote:Well that sucks, I already took out armageddon insurance via jumping.Frigidus wrote:Well Apocalypse Now and Armageddon were pretty different, and I'm sure that means something.The1exile wrote:Oh, and is this apocalypse the same as armageddon?
had i been wise, i would have seen that her simplicity cost her a fortune
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Seriously, lets hurry it up. If we're going to have an epic battle against the forces of evil lets do it. It'll be over in a minute, we have nukes now.khazalid wrote:the name Armageddon refers to the Hill of Megiddo, where the final battle between heaven and hell is supposed to take place. start thumping!The1exile wrote:Well that sucks, I already took out armageddon insurance via jumping.Frigidus wrote: Well Apocalypse Now and Armageddon were pretty different, and I'm sure that means something.