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Hitman079 wrote:Er, well, I meant no porn besides that, if that counts.
Pamela Anderson.
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nagerous wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:Er, well, I meant no porn besides that, if that counts.
Pamela Anderson.
But she only appears briefly in the movie.
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Hitman079 wrote:
nagerous wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:Er, well, I meant no porn besides that, if that counts.
Pamela Anderson.
But she only appears briefly in the movie.
Thats all I need... see thread title.

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muy_thaiguy wrote:
icedagger wrote:
tubaman wrote:I was thinking about The Lion King, but then I remembered Muffasa has an amazing ass.
This would have worked much better with shrek.
I was thinking Pinocchio myself.
no way.
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Black Hawk Down I think...

Quite a few war movies in fact.
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Anarkistsdream wrote:King Kong has Naomi Watts, you dumbasses...

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March of the Penguins.
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kleep wrote:March of the Penguins.
Good one.
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The Passion of Christ
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Neoteny wrote:The Passion of Christ
u disgust me.




HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
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kleep wrote:
Neoteny wrote:The Passion of Christ
u disgust me.




HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
I win!
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Neoteny wrote:
kleep wrote:
Neoteny wrote:The Passion of Christ
u disgust me.




HAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
I win!

you know, i was gonna put that one up... but i've still never seen it, so i thought it would be too disingenuous, and besides, i can't be certain there isn't some hot Jesus on Mary Magdalen action...

anyone see the unrated director's cut? cause um, i heard...
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reminisco wrote:you know, i was gonna put that one up... but i've still never seen it, so i thought it would be too disingenuous, and besides, i can't be certain there isn't some hot Jesus on Mary Magdalen action...

anyone see the unrated director's cut? cause um, i heard...
There isn't (except for that part where the blood sprays on her... 8-[ ), so you are free to make any such statements from now on. Have fun with it.
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Saving Private Ryan. Its just so sexy I'm done before I can get my pants off.
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kleep wrote:March of the Penguins.
Neoteny wrote:The Passion of Christ
This just goes to show that people aren't trying hard enough.
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Finding Nemo... Now that was a hard job..
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monsters inc
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dsmsc1991 wrote:Finding Nemo...
sam_levi_11 wrote:monsters inc

oh oh, and um, Cars and um Toy Story oh, and um Toy Story 2.

did i leave out any Pixar movies? oh, oh The Incredibles and um, A Bugs LIfe. YES! AWESOME!
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To whoever said A Clockwork Orange on page 1, there's some really good material for jacking off in that movie.
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MeDeFe wrote:To whoever said A Clockwork Orange on page 1, there's some really good material for jacking off in that movie.
yeah, i said it, if you think there's good material, you're sick. probably a degenerate, too.

i know there are some guys who get turned on by watching rape videos, but i can't.
have you ever seen an idealist with grey hairs on his head?
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reminisco wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:To whoever said A Clockwork Orange on page 1, there's some really good material for jacking off in that movie.
yeah, i said it, if you think there's good material, you're sick. probably a degenerate, too.

i know there are some guys who get turned on by watching rape videos, but i can't.
It's really more to do with singing in the rain, I think...
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reminisco wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:To whoever said A Clockwork Orange on page 1, there's some really good material for jacking off in that movie.
yeah, i said it, if you think there's good material, you're sick. probably a degenerate, too.

i know there are some guys who get turned on by watching rape videos, but i can't.
Don't tell me you didn't get a hard-on when that naked chick came on stage when they were demonstrating how well-behaved their patient had become. You just have to ignore his retching and focus on her.
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The Star Wars Ewok Adventures:Caravan of Courage & The Battle for Endor
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Celios wrote:Saving Private Ryan. Its just so sexy I'm done before I can get my pants off.
BEAR!!!!!!!!!! You finally came to join me in the Chatter Box.

Oh and you are retarded, the title is "Movies you can't jack to" not "Movies you can jack to".
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Enter the Dragon?
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