Survivor, CC Style [Winner: gannable]

[Arbotross]

hey I'm in, looks fun

[American_Soap]

Ok. I'm in

[waspishgnat]

ill play

[mwcc]

sign me up

[patrick1744]

could i play

[madman7]

im in

[inonzuk]

I'm in

[jaybebo]

Love the concept...and would be honored to join the tourney.

[Battle-Rage]

Add me please.

[ogr8cdd]

Love to join thanks

[jj3044]

if you still have rom, ill play!

[KidWhisky]

Hmm being on a island with a bunch of loonys...sounds fun I'm in

[mushin]

hey I'm in, looks fun

Looks can be decieving...I mean who thought this?



Would turn into this?



I like to think that the tourney will both look and be fun, but who knows.

I need a new bouncer...is that bald dude lookin for a job?

Tiny, you are wise beyond your size my friend...wise beyond your size...

uhhhh...okay

Welcome to the game Arbotross.

Ok.I'm in

Somebody didn't read the requirements....

I regret to inform you American-Soap that you do not meet the requirements necessary for participation in this little shin-dig. I am sorry, but you must die.

CRY HAVOC!!!! AND LET LOOSE THE DOG OF WAR!!!!

Where the hell is this idiot finding all these pictures? And why am I looking at them?

ill play

Wasp I'm half tempted to deny you entry because it took me 15 minutes to figure out what the hell your name meant. I was forced to consult wikipedia, thesaurus.com, and the fat guy that works in the cubicle next to me.




Luckily for you my Easter Day mescaline trip was still lingering and I worked it out.





We certainly know how to celebrate Christ's resurrection in the Mushin household

Waspish Gnats are indeed worthy foes. Welcome to the tournament.

sign me up

Holy 54% winning percentage. Thank God Feudal war isn’t a map for this tourney. I do have a request oh Master of the Beatings. We still haven’t found Mistress Brunhilda.

But her "special skills" are still in demand. I do believe that there is some guy named Dwight running around here that may need to be punished.

Why did I respond….WHY GOD WHY!!!!!

Screw you dude, all I ever wrote was

I’m in.

Screw you dude indeed.

Welcome to the tourney mwcc.

could I play

Holy Hell! Another one with a ridiculously high rank…

Who the hell keeps letting these high ranking players on the island. You’re supposed to rig it so I win!!!!

Yo boss. There be no way we can rig this tournament so dat you win mon. Not unless we be makin the guest retarded.

I know that, why do you think I agreed to let Nolte run those experiments on the boat captain?

Get busy sharing Nolte's ideas with our guests.

HOORAY FRONTAL LOBOTOMY!!!

Welcome to the island patrick1744.

im in

Madman….madman, madman, madman….

Holy hell!!!! Mushin ran out of stuff to type!!!

Shutup dude, I’m thinking….okay, so he’s Australian…madmax..no…well it is the Monday right after Easter…no I already did that bit…uhhhhh

Face it. You got nothing. HA!

That’s it. Ming fire up the wood chipper. Cjoe has a little problem with authority.



Welcome aboard madman7

I’m in

A kid..I love kids. I have a son and daughter myself. The joy that they bring into my life is almost as great as the joy I bring into their little lives. The memories parents and children build are worth the kids weight in gold.

You can't really get "their weight in gold" unless you know the right people in the black market and the kid is really cute. Most times you count yourself lucky if you get half the kid's weight in gold. Where was I...oh yes, the memories.

Like the day where I took my son to the farm so he could learn to appreciate the majesty of animals.




He was moved.

There was that one time when I took my daughter to work with me. And it didn't matter that I had explosive diarrhea that day. Just having her there at work with me was special.





How bout that time that I got the clown for all my little nieces and nephews at the family reunion?






And nobody thought I'd find a clown on such short notice.

Kids...you gotta love em.

Welcome to the island inonzuk. Does your kid like the Easter Bunny?

Love the concept…and would be honored to join the tourney.

The honor of having thou join our erstwhile contest is held by none other than myself good knight. I can tellst by thy stilted language and dashing knight that thou will need a fierce companion to keep pace with your drinking and carousing. May I introduce Sir Egon of Dungeonville.



The fair wenches hath best watch their arses.

Wenches? You mean like real girls?

Shut up Egon.

Welcome to the island.

Add me please.

Battle-Rage. A player of your stature and rank (I am going to kill that retarded captain…) shouldn’t have to say please. You should demand.

He is merely a captain. I, on the other hand, am the evil God Emperor of the planet Mongo and you little friend Tiny smacked my hand for reaching across his plate during beanie-weenie night. The insolent peasant said it was rude. On Mongo I would have had strapped him to a Furgenloid and let it run wild through the caves of Shmegmasheld…How I miss the caves of Shmegmasheld…

Ming, for the third time, you are not allowed to speak to anyone until Brunhilda is returned

I know not what you speak of…

But I regret the effect losing Brunhilda may have on the pleasure of your guests. Perhaps a replacement from my personal harem…

BRUNHILDA!!!! My love!!!!! What has he done to you!!!

You know not what you say…

I’d recognize that beautiful black arm hair anywhere. What have you done to my Brunhilda you animal

If our boss ever checks the company server logs you are so totally fired.

Welcome to the island Battle-Rage

Love to join thanks

Welcome aboard ogr8cdd. I would give a more personalized greeting, but I just can’t find anything particularly funny about the Isle of Man, except maybe that the Lord of Man is actually a woman, and my wife finds that to be very fitting.

if you still have rom, ill play!

If we have rom? Of course we have rom. What the hell is rom?

Don’t look at me.

Please go see Dr. Nolte so he can make sure we have enough rom to cover your needs.

Rom. I had too much rom one time. Puked all over my pet labradoodle. It wasn’t pretty. Oh well, enough reminiscing. How many fingers do you prefer?

Do you really care?

No, but I’ve heard it makes me a better doctor if you think I care. Does it sound like I care?

Uhh...

Shutup and prepare for your exam.

Feel the wrath of Nolte peasant!!!

Boo crazy white guys!!!

Red Stripe, you do know your yearly exam is at noon? I'd be a whole lot nicer to me

Hooray drinking enough beer for a blackout!!!

Welcome aboard.

Hmm being on a island with a bunch of loonys…sounds fun I’m in

Mr. Thompson. I am honored to have you join our crew. We have a rubber room set aside for you and the bartenders are under strict orders not to feed alcohol to any lizards.



However if you share any ether with the following characters you will also be sharing a room with them

The Following People are Banned from Ether inhalation


Already has a religion based on him. Further drugs to his system may cause his followers to “drink the cool-aid” For more info on the teachings of Nick Nolte check out: http://www.churchofnicknolte.tk/



May be guilty of cross breeding a dog and a chupacabra. (See Dog of War) Ether may force him to move his “breeding” experiments to humans.



SWeko may be a robot. Getting robots high has been conclusively linked to a significant increase in "deaths from blunt force trauma with an instrument that resembles a robot's arm." It's just not worth the risk.



Do you really want to see this guy high?



Ether would slow him down, and we really don’t want to see what Nolte is going to do when he catches him….On second thought, go ahead and share your ether with him.

Welcome to the island.

[kenbeuken]

I game if there is a spot

[Gypsys Kiss]

I cant wait for the response
















Ok here goes....................I'm in

[mushin]

I game if there is a spot

You're allowed to play as long you don't say the word spot anymore...it's a source of bad feelings between my wife and me...

HA! You have yet to find your wife's spot!!! Even Sir Egon managed to find "the spot"

That was the Dog of War's spot, so it doesn't count.

Dude, I can totally show you. Come here puppy...

That's F$%*ing sick!!! Something is really wrong with you. Where are my exam gloves? This could be an emergency case.

Besides my wife loves me no matter what. I have no doubts. After she wathced me spend hours on the computer coming up with smart ass comments for this tourney/jackass blog we had an amazing 45 seconds of pure passion. She seemed totally satisfied. In fact, she was so happy she asked if she could edit the rules for my upcoming tourney.

You're just not right...that poor dog.

I cant wait for the response
















Ok here goes....................I'm in

Okay, okay, okay....is that Eddie from Iron Maiden? Holy living hell...

Dude, I love Maiden!!!!I have all their posters

But Gypsys Kiss was the band before Iron Maiden, when they were really kick ass.

I find your concubines quite attractive...I will reward you greatly for some alone time with them.

Back off Ming!!! Your days of terrorizing young girls are over...

Those aren't girls. That's kick ass Iron Maiden...

Curse you squirrel!!! You shall pay for your interference!!!

In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam.

Bring it Ming you flaming bleep, I'll take that scepter and shove it up your bleep bleep and then take a stick and bleeeeeep bleep bleep bleeeeeeeeeeeppppp in a spot even Nolte won't explore.

Yo mon, dat squirrel ain't right.

Then the tribes they came to steal their fire
And the wolves they howled into the night
As they fought a vicious angry battle
to save the power of warmth and light.

KidWhiskey, please tell me you didn't give any ether to Egon.

Drawn by quest for fire
They searched all through the land
Drawn by quest for fire
Discovery of man.

THAT'S IT!!!!

Maiden is awesome. AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Don't bleep with the squirrel.

Welcome to the island.

[dcb]

This looks like fun, I'll join.

[spidey]

sign me up.

[spurgistan]

This looks awesome. Non-Hasbro-affiliated World Domination with even more backstabbing and bitchiness. Score!

[kcstuds]

WOO this looks like a fun tourney. Count me in!

[Aaron234]

Love to join.

[Bruceswar]

I would like in please and thanks

[Dai_atan]

Sounds so totally complicated itll be fun just seeing how long the process takes - Im IN, IN, IN

[bigdaddyslim2]

I WOULD LIKE IN PLEASE

[mushin]

This looks like fun, I'll join.

Welcome to the island dcb. I see you have a fairly high rank, and yet this is only the second tournament you have joined. This happens to be my first tournament to host, so I'll be gentle. Maybe we can be gentle on each other...would you care for some wine...

Ask him if he wants a fish sandwich.

Come on Ladies Man. I'm doing my best. Are you sure I have to practice on this guy so I can find my wife's spot?

Hell yeah...the Ladies Man knows these things....Hold up for a second. Who are these fine looking thangs over here?

Who the hell invited Iron Maiden to the island?

Ummm..I may want to change my mind about coming here...

Too late. That boat has sailed. Welcome to the island.

sign me up.

Great. Just Great. Just what we needed. Another masked lunatic running around here.

Have at you knave

Beep beep boop beep

What the bleep are you looking at?

I AM THE NOLTE!!!

What is one more masked maniac? The D & D room is down the hall, and you are responsible for cleaning up all messes made by any sidekick and/or familiar that claims to be owned by you.



Welcome to the game.

This looks awesome. Non-Hasbro-affiliated World Domination with even more backstabbing and bitchiness. Score!

Easy there killer. You need to slow down. We've gotten a little out of hand these last few days, and we don't need your kind stirring the pot. After what some unnamed squirrel did to our resident dork, we have to tone things down.

You better not name me if you know what's good for you.

I asked the staff if they knew anyone who would be work for next to nothing as the CC Survivor Island Head of Security. Nolte came through with one of his good friends that needed work.

So we hired Gary Busey.



It was the question and answer section of his resume that was dedicated to his thoughts on individual rights that made me realize he was perfect for the job.

C.G. Hume writes about it, in terms of the fact that every one of us has a dark side. And my dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.

I wonder if he'll babysit my kids?

You're reaching for jokes now...

I thought I put you in a wood chipper.

Welcome to the island spurgistan.

WOO this looks like a fun tourney. Count me in!

Count you in???? I'm inviting you to my house so I can show my wife what a real addict is!!!



Not too bad...until you look at your joined date



400 games in 47 days!!!!!

If you're not single, you soon will be.

Boo relationships!!! Hooray masterbation!!!

Welcome to the island.

Love to join.

Never make fun of a large man when he is sensitive enough to put a picture of himself and his girlfriend/wife/"master of his world" as his avatar.

You think she wants a fish sandwich?

For all you know Aaron is the girl's name.

Aaron, do you want a fish sandwich?

What is up with the fish sandwich?

They're a delicious aphrodisiac.

Nothin says 'I want to do wrong things with you' like a fish sandwich.

Do you want a fish sandwich?

Oh hell no. The Ladies Man do not go there. I only share delicious fish sandwiches with 'da ladies'. Any one see where those fine assessed Iron Maindens went to?

Sorry bout that. Welcome to the island Aaron234

I would like in please and thanks

Politeness will get you nowhere. We don't take kindly to your kind actin, well, kindly. Frisk him.

I learned this move on the set of Lethal Weapon. It was quite an eyeopener what kind of sick stuff Mel Gibson is into.

Damnit Gary, I told you to leave all the medical procedures to me.

If that be medicine mon, just let me die.

Technically what I did was called "frisking"

Only if you work in "alternative" porn.

Please shoot me...

Welcome to the island.

Sounds so totally complicated itll be fun just seeing how long the process takes - Im IN, IN, IN

You are right. This is going to be complicated as hell. What in the name of god am I doing?? I don't think I spent this long on my college finals.

You never went to college you friggin idiot

You're right honey. I am an idiot...I'll never be able to pull this off.

Pull yourself together boss. Being an idiot is not enough to hold you back. Why, just look. Some of the most successful people in the world are blithering idiots.

The President of the United States







Tom Cruise





Michael Moore




Rush Limbaugh




Paris Hilton




The President of the United States

You already mentioned him

That guy is really dumb. But it illustrates my point. If you can be a blithering idiot and run the most powerful military in the history of man, right into the ground granted, but run it none the less, you Mushin, should be able to run this tournament.

You're right Tiny. I can run this tournament. Thanks George for the inspiration.

Nobody talk to the boss for a while. He's been huffing paint again...shhhhh. Here he comes.

Welcome to the show Dai_atan

I WOULD LIKE IN PLEASE

You avatar scares the living s#@& out of me. Does that thing have rabies?

I had rabies once. It was when I was making my 2001 smash hit Investigating Sex. The movie was deemed too good by the big wigs in Hollywood. Something about my pure manliness in a sex scene while actually foaming at the mouth. It was only released in Germany on DVD under its original title. There was one scene where I had an axe and a bottle of whip cream...

I've heard this story before. You might want to get the tranquilizer gun out before he starts re-enacting it.

Welcome to our little family.