Cruel school games

[brooksieb]

I have 3

Tunnel of doom: where you will put your' hands against the wall and make a arch, the kid, teen or even adult will attempt to go through that arch without the shit being kicked out of them, hey it's innevitable that you're going to get hurt playing but the satisfaction of kicking the shit out of someone without getting into a fight is great!

Knuckle shatterer: the aim of the game is simple make someone elses knuckle draw blood, how? well you spin a penny or a coin, depending on what type you want to use, and catch it with you're two fingers if you fail to catch it you put your' knuckles on the table and another person flicks a penny on your knuckle and take it in turns, i still play this game.

I don't know/forgot what this game is called: well the older kids used to do it on the younger kids and at the time i was in the middle stage of secondary school and they used to pin a kid down, make this sort of spit and let it run down there mouths and it would be so close to the kids nose then suck it back in, probably the most disgusting and terrifying game.

Letter sleuth: a game where one team was each given a letter on a piece of paper, and run away with it, (can only stay in the neighbourhood and if you were caught outside the neighbourhood you were gangraped) and basically you hid or ran until they find you beat you down until you gave in and handed the letter, you would give it back to base and try and find out what the word is, it's confusing but hopefully someone knows this game and can explain it better

[ritz627]

There's a game called bloody knuckles...similar to that other game, except you spin a quarter (usually), or nickel (more hardcore), with two people standing at opposite ends of the table. Both people alternate trying to keep the coin up by flicking it. The person who causes to coin to fall down, or fall off the table puts their knuckles on the table. The opponent then gets to fling a coin at the knuckle as fast as they can. First to bleed looses.

[Kemmler]

BUNDLE

much for fun for everyone

except the tiny kids.

[jnd94]

Bloody Knuckles: already explained

When we were littler, there was agame called Mercy, where you just had to hurt someone until they said mercy.

Birthday Punches: Basically, kids knock the shit out of you on your birthday. "Punches" eludes to just punches, but I've been kicked while in the fetal position for atleast 5 minutes.

[Kemmler]

Random wrestling moves: jackass hen someone's bent over, bulldog when they're standing, edgomatic when they're sitting down...

[ritz627]

Oh man, I remember mercy. Except when you played against someone, you had to interlock your hands with your opponents and then try to hurt them until they said mercy.

[Neoteny]

Oh man, I remember mercy. Except when you played against someone, you had to interlock your hands with your opponents and then try to hurt them until they said mercy.

I remember after an episode of Malcolm in the Middle, the circle game was pretty fun for a bit.

And another one that I didn't really enjoy was "hit other guys in the balls when they aren't expecting it." What the hell was wrong with us?

[ignotus]

Christening with a broom.

You need two (strong) guys and a nerd in the middle. Nerd must ride the broom while two guys (each at one end of the broom) are carrying him. It's like nutcracking rodeo.

[firth4eva]

Oh man, I remember mercy. Except when you played against someone, you had to interlock your hands with your opponents and then try to hurt them until they said mercy.

I remember after an episode of Malcolm in the Middle, the circle game was pretty fun for a bit.

And another one that I didn't really enjoy was "hit other guys in the balls when they aren't expecting it." What the hell was wrong with us?

We still do this. And all of jnd's. We also play a game of football and if you are the goalie when he tenth goal goes in you stand against the wall whilst everyone kicks the ball at you from as close as they want

[Neoteny]

Oh man, I remember mercy. Except when you played against someone, you had to interlock your hands with your opponents and then try to hurt them until they said mercy.

I remember after an episode of Malcolm in the Middle, the circle game was pretty fun for a bit.

And another one that I didn't really enjoy was "hit other guys in the balls when they aren't expecting it." What the hell was wrong with us?

We still do this. And all of jnd's. We also play a game of football and if you are the goalie when he tenth goal goes in you stand against the wall whilst everyone kicks the ball at you from as close as they want

As far as being dicks in sports goes, I remember playing street hockey and wristing the ball into a defenders groin was always a legitimate tactic.

[AndrewLC]

There's a game called bloody knuckles...similar to that other game, except you spin a quarter (usually), or nickel (more hardcore), with two people standing at opposite ends of the table. Both people alternate trying to keep the coin up by flicking it. The person who causes to coin to fall down, or fall off the table puts their knuckles on the table. The opponent then gets to fling a coin at the knuckle as fast as they can. First to bleed looses.

I'm good at this

[icedagger]

Oh man, I remember mercy. Except when you played against someone, you had to interlock your hands with your opponents and then try to hurt them until they said mercy.

I remember after an episode of Malcolm in the Middle, the circle game was pretty fun for a bit.

And another one that I didn't really enjoy was "hit other guys in the balls when they aren't expecting it." What the hell was wrong with us?

We still do this. And all of jnd's. We also play a game of football and if you are the goalie when he tenth goal goes in you stand against the wall whilst everyone kicks the ball at you from as close as they want

Ever played nutmeg rush?

[sam_levi_11]

likes firths but after every goal and u had to be bare-cheeked. and if anyone missed ur arse it was their turn, so basically u would finish the match after the first goal and then just kick the ball at peoples arses.

[jnd94]

Oh, I remember one.

We played this one when we were little too, it was called "fumble", and someone would throw a football into a crowd of people, and the point of the game was to run to the touchdown. All the otehr guys tried to tackle, trip, or do whatever to get the ball loose. Basically a mosh pit for little kids.

[brooksieb]

Oh man, I remember mercy. Except when you played against someone, you had to interlock your hands with your opponents and then try to hurt them until they said mercy.

I remember after an episode of Malcolm in the Middle, the circle game was pretty fun for a bit.

And another one that I didn't really enjoy was "hit other guys in the balls when they aren't expecting it." What the hell was wrong with us?

We still do this. And all of jnd's. We also play a game of football and if you are the goalie when he tenth goal goes in you stand against the wall whilst everyone kicks the ball at you from as close as they want

Ever played nutmeg rush?

i used to when i was a young lad

[pmchugh]

we used to play 'knuckles' although not the same thing as what was said before. two people put there hands into fists and one person goes first they have to try to hit the other persons knuckles with the bottom of your knuckles if you miss its the other persons go, however if they pull there hand away without you moving your hand you get a free shot, the first person to give up loses. Most games only lasted 5 mins before someone gave in, however once i was playing my cousin and we are both very stubborn and i desperately didnt want to lose, we played for hours and hours eventually our knuckles became badly bruised and swollen at which point i started playing really badly and getting hammered i played on for another half hour without getting a single shot on him untill i finally gave in. My hand was bleeding, massively swollen and bruised and i swore never to play again, however i couldnt resist and played the next day with my left hand , what an idiot i was/am.

[firth4eva]

Extreme RPS?

It's just basically rock, paper, scissors but if you lose you are punished. If you are beaten with rock, you hold your hand out in a fist and the other person punches it(as though you were going to slap it but you punch instead), if you are beaten by paper it is te same as above but with a slap and with scissors you scratch all the way down their arm.

[Harijan]

Smear the queer - Basically reverse keep-away. One person gets the ball (the queer), everyone else tries to get him to give up the ball. This game was particularly enjoyable for me because only attention whore children ever actually tried to get the ball. The rest of us just beat the shit out of them.

Cheeks - a style of golf that we playing in high school where if you didn't hit the ball past the women's tee on your first drive, you had to drop your pants until you got your ball past the women's tee. It is really hard to hit a golf ball straight with your pants around your ankles and a crowd watching.

Jinx - variation on the classic "jinx, you owe me a coke" If you said the same word as another person at the same time the first person to yell jinx got to hit the other person until that person counted to 10 out loud. Again, it is hard to coherently count to 10 when someone is beating you about the head and chest. At its height we would actually try to predict what someone was going to say next so we could "plant the jinx" Then just unload on the poor sap.

No name - strange little game that never had a name. You would make an "OK" sign with your hand, and if someone playing the game looked at your "OK" sign you got to hit them until they said some long rhyming phrase that was hard to remember.

Alternatively, if you made the "OK" sign and someone poked their finger through the "O" of your "OK" (this became known as "popping the cherry") whoever popped your cherry got to beat on you until you said the rhyme.

Cup check - It was ok to punch, flick, kick or knee someone in the nuts as long as warning of your assault was given prior to impact. Just before kicking someone in the nuts you were required to yell "CUP CHECK!". As long as the Yell was completed before impact, there was no recourse for the injured person.

Hide the poopie - In college we used to crap in bags and hide our crap in our friends dorms/apartments. The best one was a giant turd I hid in the broiler pan under the stove in my buddies apartment. Everything they cooked smelled like shit for months.

[soka]

Oh, I remember one.

We played this one when we were little too, it was called "fumble", and someone would throw a football into a crowd of people, and the point of the game was to run to the touchdown. All the otehr guys tried to tackle, trip, or do whatever to get the ball loose. Basically a mosh pit for little kids.

we played that but called it tackle the man

[soka]

toss the tampon....you find a girl who has tampons take them and play keep away from her ....

or

condom volleyball ....lol someone would blow up a condom and hit it around in class until the teach took it from us

but dont try these it was back in the day

[sam_levi_11]

johny ball- get 4 johnys and put one over your right hand and get 3 others to do same, them choose teams, one person starts, you pull the middle in and place paper ball, let go to fire a paper ball, then play like normal hand ball using only ur johny-hand

[firth4eva]

Psst. Sam. I don't think they know what a Johnny is.

[sam_levi_11]

punch bulldog - like british bulldog but you had to pull them to the ground and punch them in the face till they bled.

blud money- 2 people place bets, coins only, you then take biggest coin and take it in turns to flick the coin along the table as fast as possible at the other persons knuckles, first to give in loses, but you must be bleeding to give up.

[sam_levi_11]

Psst. Sam. I don't think they know what a Johnny is.

sigh, u have to learn sometime...but not from me...

[El Capitan X]

Beat the Shit Out of Someone with Schoolyard Objects Until They're Dead: Self-explanatory.


Hey, I'm good at that game!
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