If I gave you.....game

by **whitestazn88** on Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:39 am

i'd decide to watch 2 girls one cup

if i made you listen to ice cube all day

by **strike wolf** on Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:13 am

I'd have to make myself temporarily deaf until it was over.

If I told you the world as you knew it did not exist...

by **whitestazn88** on Sat Mar 08, 2008 2:23 am

i'd think you watch too much lost

if i gave you 10,000 dollars, but you had to only buy one kind of thing with it, you'd buy?

by **bryguy** on Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:21 am

a mall with everything still inside :lol:

if i gave you temporary banning powers on cc, who would u ban?

by **strike wolf** on Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:01 am

white for thinking that it's possible to watch too much Lost.

If I told you how Lost ended...

by **Suika** on Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:04 am

I wouldn't care.

If I gave you a free wish....

by **mr. incrediball** on Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:04 am

i really wouldn't understand. or care, for that matter.

if i gave you cumbers and lubricant...

by **JACKAZZTJM** on Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:12 pm

id sodomize an arab

if i gave u a sodomized arab

by **mr. incrediball** on Sat Mar 08, 2008 3:19 pm

i would re-sodomize them.

if i gave you a robot chicken made of marshmallows...

by **Thorum** on Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:26 pm

I'ld eat the marshmallows, and grill the chicken

If I destroyed your internet,

by **whitestazn88** on Sat Mar 08, 2008 7:33 pm

i'd only lose 4 games of cc. one of the advantages of being premium

if i told you that i had a life outside of cc

by **strike wolf** on Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:38 am

I would laugh my head off.

If I told you that there was a place outside of your house that had trees and plants...

by **whitestazn88** on Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:32 am

i'd tell you i've been there, and it's not that great

if i gave you the opportunity to be my doubles partner

by **qazwsx12345** on Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:04 pm

id go against u

If i told u u were gonna die in the next two days...

by **strike wolf** on Sun Mar 09, 2008 11:12 pm

I probably wouldn't believe you.

If you were about to be crushed by a boulder...

by **apey** on Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:31 am

I would try and roll outta the way
If I gave you a bone

by **qazwsx12345** on Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:51 am

id smack u with it

If i threw a snowball at you..

by **bryguy** on Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:46 pm

id duck

if i gave u a duck...

by **mr. incrediball** on Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:49 pm

i'd love it. a little too much.

if i gave you a pile of dog shit...

by **qazwsx12345** on Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:10 pm

i wouldnt take it

if i gave u a pet dragon...

by **PyroKid55** on Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:03 pm

I'd train it to become my evil companion

If I gave you a sawed-off shotgun...

by **qazwsx12345** on Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:25 pm

id keep it

If i gave u a big bag of chips but secretly put a deadly scorpion in the middle of it ....

by **Sir. Ricco** on Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:30 pm

I wouldn't eat it.

If I gave you a gun...

by **qazwsx12345** on Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:53 pm

id shoot u

If i gave u a penny

by **whitestazn88** on Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:58 pm

i'd ask if you're a jew

if i told you to invest in a company based on illegally taken information