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Postby FiveThreeEight on Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:28 pm

apey wrote:Find a man that wasn't so damn nasty and have a go at it

If I gave you a dollar.....


... I would give you suggs' phone number.

If I gave you herpes...
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Postby apey on Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:30 pm

I would be really really really mad at you and tell everyone that you had crabs I saw them :lol:

If I gave you a pepsi and a snickers ...............
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Postby darth emperor on Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:47 pm

i would think u got stoned with a pepsi



if i gave u some cards...
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Postby apey on Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:51 pm

I would play a game of solitaire
If I gave you a hickey
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Postby suggs on Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:41 pm

...I'd grab your tits with sweaty palms and bash one out over a wank mag.

If i laughed and belched in your ugly, pox ridden face...
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Postby The1exile on Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:46 pm

I'd be a mirror ;)

If I gave you two cows...
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Postby suggs on Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:50 pm

...I'd eat one whole, and ride the other one bareback on my way to give Snowpepsi a DEEP DICKING.

If I gave you a curse which meant you belched every time you tried to chat up a girl...
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Postby suggs on Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:05 pm

Hey Snowpepsi, fancy it?
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Postby The1exile on Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:26 pm

suggs wrote:If I gave you a curse which meant you belched every time you tried to chat up a girl...


I'd have one hell of an excuse.

If I gave you a chicken wing...
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Postby william18 on Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:31 pm

I would throw it away when your not looking.



If I gave you a container of liquid nitrogen...
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Postby The1exile on Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:57 pm

I'd shove someone's head in it.

if i gave you a nuke...
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Postby Snowpepsi on Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:01 pm

I'd disarm it.

If I gave you a birthday party...
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Postby qazwsx12345 on Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:57 pm

I'd kill the people who came

If i grabbed ur balls and ripped them out then put them in your hands...
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Postby Snowpepsi on Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:33 pm

I'd laugh at your failure



If I washed your mouth out with soap..
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Postby qazwsx12345 on Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:36 pm

id make bubbles with my mouth

If i stabbed ur eyes with knives and still let u live....
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Postby apey on Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:40 pm

I would be blind but looking at you that would probably be better for me anyways
if I slapped your mouth
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Postby qazwsx12345 on Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:41 pm

i would slap u bak

If i bit ur ears off..
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Postby Snowpepsi on Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:41 pm

I'd sew them back on



If I fed you to an alligator
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Postby apey on Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:44 pm

I would jump up and down for joy

if I came to your house 8)
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Postby Snowpepsi on Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:35 pm

chocolate chip cookies...
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Postby apey on Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:39 pm

I would love you forever not that I don't anyways
If I gave you a free vacation to the bahamas
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Postby Snowpepsi on Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:42 pm

banana
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Postby apey on Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:46 pm

we could just use mine
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Postby Snowpepsi on Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:53 pm

Okay


If you could bring one person with you...
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Postby apey on Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:54 pm

besides you?
my hubby

same question to you
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