If I gave you.....game

[naranie]

The game rules are simple:

1. This is a question/answer game where You ask a If I gave you question.... and someone else reply. The person who reply gets to ask another If I gave you question and another person asnwers it and so on....

2. You can make up any questions whether it is about conquer club or something else just don't put someone off.

3. A funny answer can be given.

Ex. If I gave you 10000 reinforcement in a conquer game....

Answer: I would go nuts and beat everybody in the game!

(This isn't the world's funniest answer but you get it)

My actual question: If I gave you the ability to ban players in any game....

[dustn64]

I would ban you.



If I took your ability to make stupid threads.....

[0ojakeo0]

I would ban you.



If I took your ability to make stupid threads.....

i would quit.


if i gave you the power to create any foods

[lord voldemort]

i would do nothing

if i went to disneyland...

[Snowpepsi]

I 'd tell you to say hi to mickie.

If I gave you a cookie.

[wcaclimbing]

i would not eat it.

If i gave you a million $$$

[rerdek]

id eat it

if i gave you a dollar...
(and no i wasnt fast posted...)

[browng-08]

I'd go with you,

If I fixed you dinner?

I'd have to ask if it's vegan-friendly. Sorry.
If I gave you all the left foot socks you've ever lost?

[wcaclimbing]

id eat it

if i gave you a dollar...
(and no i wasnt fast posted...)

lol.
I would buy some candy.

if i sold your mom on the internet?

[Neoteny]

if i sold your mom on the internet?

I would reduce the price of your mom.

If I gave you three pies...

[Snowpepsi]

I would buy her back.

If I tied your hands behind your back,[/code]

[rerdek]

iwould throw one in your face and eat the others

if i moved away and gave you my house...
(still not fastposted...)

[wcaclimbing]

i would throw a wild house party and blame it all on you.

If i wished upon a star for you?

[Snowpepsi]

I would appear as a snowball


If i ran you up a flag pole

[conquerAce]

i would wave to you =D

if i gave you an open plane ticket....

[Snowpepsi]

I'd fly to Australia.



If I called you up to thanky you

[darth emperor]

i'd would tell how u get my number??

if i give you a coconut...

[Thorum]

I'ld eat it

If I pushed you in the swimming pool

[Snowpepsi]

I would die of hypothermia.


If I died

[suggs]

They would declare a public holiday.

If i bent over, arse cheeks a-quivering...

[Snowpepsi]

[suggs]

I would spank you for always being so nasty.


If I wrecked your car

gotta love a snowpepsi spank

...I'd give you one up the pooper.

If i threw open your bedroom door, castrated your husband and rogered you senseless...

(ps I think you are very cool Snowpepsi-but you are SO straightlaced )

[Snowpepsi]

[no

[suggs]

...Then "I'd be wrapped around your finger". aah, the older woman

If you were the sort of older woman who was up for some gratuitous sex "in a consequence free environment, baby", you would...

[apey]

Find a man that wasn't so damn nasty and have a go at it

If I gave you a dollar.....